Category Archives: Gregor Stronach

Irresponsibility

Story by Gregor Stronach As I lay recovering from my recent birthday, where a quiet evening’s drink turned into a beer and acid fuelled weekend of ultimate confusion, I began to formulate many theories on irresponsibility. I feel bad because … Continue reading

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A Twisted Tale of Woe and Coincidence.

Story by Gregor Stronach So, there was trouble last night. I got into strife for putting a hole in the television with a pistol I’d bought from a guy with some money I’d made stealing a car. I’d taken the … Continue reading

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On Life, Crime and Parenthood

  Story by Gregor Stronach I have two children. I can remember a time when I had none. It was a blissful time of late nights, binge drinking and being glued, zombie-like, to the TV watching COPS with the sound … Continue reading

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Advertising

BUY ALL THIS SHIT ! by Gregor Stronach Companies are willing to go to extraordinary lengths to tell us about their products – how good they are, how tough they are, how white they’ll make your teeth, and how effective … Continue reading

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Gregor’s Vintage Fanmail

By Gregor Stronach Things are slow in the world of Gregor at the moment, so I figured I’d take the time to be nice and publicly answer some of the fan mail I’ve received. This serves a number of purposes. … Continue reading

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Staying Home

By Gregor Stronach In my real job, I get to travel. A lot. For some folks, this would be a dream come true, but for me … well, I’ve been likened to a cheap wine – I don’t travel well. … Continue reading

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The Right and Noble Thing – an update

Story by Gregor Stronach – updated by Mike Jones Gregor wrote this when Saddam Hussain was tried and executed- 20 December 2006, but with a bit of tinkering, it works well for Osama Bin Laden and it will still work … Continue reading

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Digital Age

By Gregor Stronach I am constantly being gleefully informed that we live in the digital age. Things aren’t what they used to be, and it’s the advent of digital technology that has changed the urban landscape in which we all … Continue reading

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A Lesson from Life, for our friend Waz

By Gregor Stronach It was such a horrible cliché of a day: I was travelling cross country – it doesn’t really matter from where – with the arse out of my trousers and barely two pennies to rub together, when … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Management and Patrons of the Pigs Arms

By Gregor Stronach Dear Mike et al, I don’t write for fun anymore. I know, I know… What an appalling statement to put on paper. Or type on screen. Or even think at all. For someone whose burning desire for … Continue reading

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