Category Archives: Ricardo

Crazy Downhill Action Plus….

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

Good news and a treat from Ricardo Bonjour mes amis! You will not believe this but I have finished my 54,000 word novel and it has got rave reviews from a literary critic and a copy editor!!! It’s going to … Continue reading →

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Berwick V Rangers – or What is WRONG with these People ?

Posted on March 6, 2013 by

Game report as told to Ricardo by Nelson the Cat. We arrived at Berwick Rangers’ stadium and my carer casually asked whether the Vikings had been the week before judging by its condition for which he received a cuff across … Continue reading →

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Berwick V Rangers – An Excerpt from Nelson the Cat’s Forthcoming Novella

Posted on March 4, 2013 by

Berwick V Rangers – the Big Match As told to Ricardo  LHC = Loyal Human Companion mackem = someone from Sunderland Asda = Aldi The next morning we set off through the snow to Berwick and driving up the A1 … Continue reading →

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Love Letters to Telecom Companies #1

Posted on February 28, 2013 by

Letter and A-Grade sarcasm by Rick le Rosbif AKA Ricardo To my favourite bloodhounds at BPO Collections, I did try phoning you again this evening but assume you could not (ironically) find the phone as it rang out for over … Continue reading →

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Nelson the Cat Updates His Diary

Posted on December 30, 2012 by

The new and improved 2012 dairy of Nelson the Cat (ex-team mascot of the England Rugby Team) Story by Ricardo Glossary/Glossaire: LHC:                          Loyal Human Companion FCH:                          Fidèle Compagnon Humain January I resigned in disgust from my position … Continue reading →

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Pig’s Arms Bumper Christmas Edition 2012 – Nelson the Cat 2013

Posted on December 25, 2012 by

Story by Ricardo   . The 2013 dairy of Nelson the Cat (ex-team mascot of the England Rugby Team in NZ) January Resigned in disgust from my position as Team Mascot of the lamentable England Rugby Team. I have standards. … Continue reading →

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Roland le Chat reports from the Limpix

Posted on August 3, 2012 by

Useless BT broadband been down for 48 hours so Roland’s report about the record breaking Chinese breast stroke relay swimming team (400 metres in 8 seconds) Hi On Kwak, Ho Lee Fook (who also competed in the ladies pole vaulting … Continue reading →

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Roland le Chat Reports from le Tour

Posted on July 14, 2012 by

Story – as told to Rick le Rosbif by his trusty feline companion Roland Bonsoir Amis de la Maison de Porc, I hope you are all well and enjoying Le Tour de France. Who would have thought a Rosbif might … Continue reading →

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Ricardo’s Truth in Advertising

Posted on June 12, 2011 by

Taa daa. I got so fed up with women lying on internet dating websites…. here are some examples… curvaceous = clinically obese weight ’would rather not say’ = even fatter than curvaceous looks are important = a vacuous, silicon chested gold digging bimbo … Continue reading →

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‘Superlatives fail me….’ the Christmas Family Spam from Hell

Posted on December 27, 2010 by

Story by Ricardo Ricardo is a recycled Brit, former drinking mate and denizen of the Inner West, now ostensibly domiciled in Leeds, but given to escaping at the slightest provocation to his Chateau in Montmorillon. He has kindly agreed to … Continue reading →

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