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Warrigal does another swell job
The manor has a room that has two chairs and no window. Belinda and I joke about the room and we call it “The Cruel Room”. Buggered if I know why but we get a good laugh out of it. Helvi has shown us how the room works. You enter the room and sit down. The entire room them vanishes and you are sitting outside the ship, well, not really but it simulates the experience. At first it’s pretty scary but you get used to it after a while and it becomes a real buzz. As soon as you stand up the room returns. While you are in the room you ask Catherine, the central computer, any question you like. The answer then gets shown on the far wall in a multimedia type format of narration, text, video and sound, it’s wicked.
So as we are headed to Joon for the cricket one day final so Belinda and I decide to get a low-down on our destination. Joon is a small planet about the size of Mars and is found in the group of stars called Pleiades or the Seven Sisters. Joon rotates around a star called Atlas and takes approximately 4 years to get in a full orbit. Joon is mainly water with a scattering of islands. Everyone on Joon loves cricket and it plays a large part in the culture. All nations play off for the final which the whole planet shuts down for. This years final is between the Bilbobs and the Aryans. Joon by the way is 425 light years from earth. Henry, the navigational computer, tells me that once we hit the SPEW it will take us 8 and a half hours to reach.
The Aryans are a very quiet sort of race, non drinking and very respectful whereas the Bilbobs have a huge cerebration around the cricket game. They dance, listen to funky music, smoke cannabis and drink rum by the bucket full. However the best part is the spit roast. They cook these animals that resemble goats called geni on spits called tals, so a common expression in the villages is “Hey man, how’s ya geni tals doing?” to which you answer “Cookin dude”
Helvi has been fantastic and has orientated us to ship life. Even Catherine has warmed up a bit. I’m starting to like this. The manor is beautifully appointed to a very high standard and the food is fantastic. Belinda and I take turns to help George with cooking and even some earthling habits are starting to appear in his character. Pity it will end when I have to teleport down to the surface of Joon and watch a stupid cricket game.
One thing is starting to worry me though. In the paper there are stories starting to appear about some trouble brewing with the cricket board. Bloody administrators always sticking their noses in where they are wanted.
There’s a knock at the door. It’s Catherine, “Sandy, Belinda, I’ve just had a call from Gordon. He wants to see you in the Cruel Room”. “But Gordon’s on earth” I reply knowing as usual I’ll be wrong. “By hologram Sandy, c’mon, he said its urgent” The three of us trundle off to the room and sit down. The walls and ceiling vanish and a hologram appears in the centre of the room. It’s Gordon and he’s in the Ladies Lounge at the Pigs Arms as I can see Tutu and Glenda in the background discussing genetic modification. “Hey guys” says Gordon “Look something’s up. The President of the Intergalactic Cricket Control Board (ICCB), Sunil Gavitron, has joined forces with the evil Lord Deaf Vision and are threatening war if some of the planets don’t start paying their cricket fees, Joon is one of those planets”. War over cricket fees, surely not I think to myself. “So Sandy” Gordon continues “it’s up to you to defend these worlds. You see Sandy I haven’t been quite straight with you. There is this invisible power in the universe called the Farce and you Sandy have the ability to channel the Farce and use it for good against evil” Oh shit, what is happening here, this wasn’t the deal, I mean I’m a lover not a fighter. “So Sandy head for Joon and protect them and may the farce be with you…..”
astyages said:
Hung, I think the ‘Nimmow’ has some technology that would leave Captain James T Kirk green with envy!
😉
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H said:
I just want to let Warrigal know that I really like the picture in this story. It’s very beautiful, almost like an abstract painting, nice soft colours, stunning really!
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gerard oosterman said:
I just drive a simple Holden. No roast, no pinot. Perhaps just lamb shoulder chops with butter milk.
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Mirriyuula said:
It’s a minor and rather pedantic point but here I go…..,
MJ, the Nimmow can’t be riding the Pleiades spatiotemporal tube system because those are “The Pillars of Creation” in the Eagle Nebula (M16) outback behind the wave. The Pleiades or “Seven Sisters” are in a completely different part of the sky.
Perhaps this shot was taken at another time; and isn’t that all the time?
Interesting thing about The Pleiades though is that they are grouped together as a constellation by many cultures. Do you drive a Subaru? Have a look at the grill. That arrangement of stars is the Japanese constellation “Subaru” and they’re thought of as sisters too.
The people of the Western Desert also have a similar dreaming to go with these stars. To them they are a group of women sitting around a campfire in the sky.
There’s an American Indian version too but I can’t remember the nation.
Now you might draw a long bow and suggest that the persistence of this mythic meme indicates that this interpretation of those particular stars is of very early origin and may have had to do with how earlier humans navigated on their many epic migrations out of Africa to people the globe. Stellar navigation is a common place in nearly all earlier cultures.
Everybody should have a telescope. Entry level Dobsonian scopes are actually cheap and very easy to operate. You can actually download the plans for a Dobs and build it yourself. It’s not difficult. There are regular “stargazing” events organised all over the country all the time. You get a collection of astronutters. It goes off!
That background star field I’ve been using quite a lot is a Hubble image and I just love it and can look at it anytime.
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Emmjay said:
Yeah, I DO drive a Subaru (which is of course the Japanese word for Pleiades). And I say that the Nimmow can ride and tube it likes. Because it’s a very long tube,and Bob Brown was using his super stellar hashoscope.
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Hung One On said:
Gee Waz, next you will be telling me that smoking is bad for my health
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H said:
Warrigal must be busy with all this Digital Mischief stuff so he hasn’t got any time to delight us with his writings?!
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Emmjay said:
I have it on good authority, H that he is planning a walkabout and we will have to do without his wit, wisdom and digital mischief for a few weeks. Promise you won’t abandon ship. 😦
I also suspect that if we are lucky he may leave us with a stash of his work to eke out while he is away. 🙂
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H said:
I never had morning sickness when pregnant, nor have I ever been sick on any boat trips; on fishing boats I have been known to clean after the ‘fisher men’, on the ocean liners I have danced the night away with the handsome captains when the rest has been lying low in their cabins.
So I now assume this space ship travel agrees with me as well. Any Champagne on board?
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Emmjay said:
From the shape of the Nimmo, H, I’d say that they surely DO have scoobies and possibly champagne also on board.
A trip like that can certainly raise a person’s appetite. I’m up for the roast, myself…..
Munchie munchie munch !
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Algernon said:
It does have the Pig of Steel look about it, doesn’t it.
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Emmjay said:
Algy, when are we going to see a piece from your goodself ? Go on. Climb out on the wire and see the view from out here !
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Hung One On said:
Tutu and I recommend Yellowglen Pinor Chardie
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Big M said:
No the Yellowglen, ‘Pin One On?’
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Hung One On said:
Geez I can’t spell can I Big M, lucky I can spell medikal speak
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Big M said:
..afore I started my trainind, i couldna spel ‘ners’ and now I are one!
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Hung One On said:
I’m with ewe on that one
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Big M said:
Helvi, haven’t you found the virtual bar, in the Hollow deck. It’s just down stairs and left of the Poop deck. I believe that the farce can be quite strong in the Hollow deck!!
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H said:
Can someone please bring the good stuff upstairs.
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Jayell said:
Just real pain Helvi, unfortunately.
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