I can kind of see why such a beauty clinic would be so popular with the regulars. The nasal equivalent to a naked woman in stilletoes walking over your back.
Durn it is easy to go puce when you’re green. I wrote a sentence almost identical (I think in style) to Emmjays, ‘Let’s see whether Madeleine knows where Glenda is’ … as a refrain in a story just different characters and when I was living in Melbourne I sent the ms to a publisher. Who sent it back (wot else), but suggested I try another address (they published text books or summat). As ewezhal I am thinking hacker. As ewezhal I am considering a call to the ACIS team. They are ewzhally pretty good.
I recall with fondness all the jokes about 44 gallon drums full of eyebrows in the Pig’s Arms car park awaiting collection from The Pig’s Legs Waxing and Beauty Salon. Glenda, pleas come back dear, we miss you ! And a good gossip session.
No. Warrigal makes the pictures for my Father O’Way stories. As a site administrator I post stories on behalf of contributors. This is Warrigal’s work.
Vivienne said:
I have a few close shaves in my life.
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Algernon said:
A brazillian would be a worry.
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Lehan Ramsay said:
It certainly is far.
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Lehan Ramsay said:
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Dam nation. Post Cup Hangover.
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astyages said:
Oh, Lehan, it’s you! I thought it was a three-headed policeman…
😉
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Astyages? What are you doing there? You don’t work there do you?
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astyages said:
No, of course, I don’t work here, Lehan… I just came in to get my nostrils waxed…
Yeeeeeaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh! Oooooh, that dunnarf make yer eyes water!
🙂
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Have you really had your nostrils waxed Astyages?
I can kind of see why such a beauty clinic would be so popular with the regulars. The nasal equivalent to a naked woman in stilletoes walking over your back.
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Hung One On said:
Your time starts now “Hmm, and how did you feel about that? “
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Glenda? Is that you? You didn’t, ahhhh, notice you’d lost anything after our session did you?
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Hung One On said:
Glenda is unavailable at the moment. Your call is important to us so we have placed you in a queue…..
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Warrigal said:
These reposted images are much smaller than the originals…..
Geez!!! I’m jus’ sayin’….
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H said:
I was looking for the original posting to compare: found it at the Ladies Lounge…
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Lehan Ramsay said:
I’ve been on Hold for some time. Surely I must be at the top of the que’ue by now? DAMN this Greensleeves.
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Emmjay said:
It’s been a bit like that since Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Majors died.
I don’t think Glenda has quite recovered from the loss of her favourite customers.
Let’s see whether Madeleine knows where Glenda is.
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sandshoe said:
Durn it is easy to go puce when you’re green. I wrote a sentence almost identical (I think in style) to Emmjays, ‘Let’s see whether Madeleine knows where Glenda is’ … as a refrain in a story just different characters and when I was living in Melbourne I sent the ms to a publisher. Who sent it back (wot else), but suggested I try another address (they published text books or summat). As ewezhal I am thinking hacker. As ewezhal I am considering a call to the ACIS team. They are ewzhally pretty good.
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sandshoe said:
ACIS? Mental health intervention?
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sandshoe said:
i) Where do you live? Are you suspicious of absolutely just everyone?
Not of Lehan. Lehan is OK.
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Hello?
May I speak to Glenda?
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Emmjay said:
I recall with fondness all the jokes about 44 gallon drums full of eyebrows in the Pig’s Arms car park awaiting collection from The Pig’s Legs Waxing and Beauty Salon. Glenda, pleas come back dear, we miss you ! And a good gossip session.
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Hung one on and Warrigal are not the same person, right?
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Hung One On said:
No. Warrigal makes the pictures for my Father O’Way stories. As a site administrator I post stories on behalf of contributors. This is Warrigal’s work.
Thank you for your enquiry 🙂
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Thankyou for your response.
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Hung One On said:
Your response has been placed into a queue. At the Pigs Arms we refer to this as the far queue. Should you need a response, press,
1) Counselling
2) Medical attention
3) A Hmm Job
4) All of the above
Press the appropriate number after the tone.
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Big M said:
We used to joke, at work, about doing waxing to augment our incomes, particularly at night. I always wanted to be in charge of stray hair.
Glenda looks like some of our anaesthetic nurses, on a good day.
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Lehan Ramsay said:
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Hello?
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Big M said:
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