Hey, Sandy here. You know the Bish, Bishop bloody Bishop? Anyhoo, the Bish wants me to go to Malice Brings to investigate a major breaking story. A story about a man that suffered minor injuries. If you scan the web for societies that protect people with minor injuries, you’ll find none. This in-depth study shows a haunting sub class of people out there with minor injuries. Frankly, it’s scary.
Here’s my interview from my favourite Aunty, Aunt Verity Well.
FOW: So Aunt Well what’s happening?
Aunt Well: Malice Brings police say an unyouthful non woman has been hit by a car after trying to stop two unelderies driving away with his vehicle.
FOW: Come on, lets get real? Just because someone wants to borrow your car, no reason to get upset. Just joking but cars are inanimate ain’t they? I know people aren’t. What injuries did this car attacking gerontic mammalian throwback receive?
Aunt Well: Police say the 78-year, yes they say 78 year a lot down the station, old non woman received injuries from the fall, well just a little bit, could even develop into minor.
FOW: Police say lots of things. 78 year old should have know better anyway if it gets to minor, press ‘ill be all over it, I mean now news is 24 seven, minor makes the news. As I said scary. Look where’s this non persons car whatever?
Aunt Well: The assumed thieves drove away but forsaken the car nearby.
FOW: It is an allegation not a fact however it was possibly neighbours or perhaps Home and Away. Anyhoo they are hardly going to drive it back and leave the keys on the front porch. Has anyone been arrested?
Aunt Well: Police have arrested two non males of the species who are expected to be charged later today.
FOW: Well lets see, expected to be charged rather than have been charged. They may also be charged especially once they get back home or if already charged then this would get them into further trouble as police hate people who are charged.
Sandy O’Way, Malice Brings.