FOW: So, Lourdes Shitstirfer you oppose climate change and even say that the planet is cooling?
LSM: Please, call me Shit. Most people that know me refer to me by that name.
FOW: Okay, Shit, you claim that the planet is cooling?
FOW: However the temperature from 1880 to now has gone up, how do you explain that?
LSM: That’s crap.
FOW: Sorry, I thought you said it was Shit.
LSM: Yes, it’s Shit but that’s crap.
LSM: Yes, shit.
FOW: Hmm, how about the oceans are acidifying?
LSM: Hey, nothing wrong with a bit of acid man, I mean, my school days and that, wow.
FOW: What about the rising coastline?
LSM: Yeah, man, surf’s up in the western suburbs, whoa!
FOW: How about renewable energy?
FOW: That’s crap?
LSM: No, Shit.
FOW: You actually didn’t say anything
LSM: No shit.
Sandy O’Way signing out, In His House, Nowhere.