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Report by Emmjay
Sports fans heaved a sigh of relief at the half-time whistle in the school holiday championships. One prominent parent of a high school student was overheard in the locker room negotiating a performance enhancing supplement to get through the second week of the holidays without going on report for a spear tackle she made on her Jaidyn.
Other supplements in this weeks mindset included lomotil abuse. Lomotil is not actually banned, but has been shown to only have marginal effects on alleviating parental shits when the chant of “I’m BORED” is uttered one too many times.
It is easy to see the frustration on the faces of coaches this season with players who find it impossible to get around to cleaning up their crap, getting dressed, eating anything other than junk food or getting off their arses and going outside to reacquaint themselves with the big ball of fire in the sky.
Parents seeking refuge from domestic overload were well represented in the workplace this week with abnormally low absenteeism in all sectors but particularly education. Vacation care workers packed down tightly and practiced their rolling mauls – hoping to get over the line just once this season. However teams with skilled kickers tended to fare better when booting into the son sun.
There was no school holiday for the state premiers, their edumacation ministers and the federal government over implementing the Gonski report. It was like a huge game of pass the parcel where everyone claimed to be in favour of the game, share its objectives, vote for apple pie and motherhood (except in the case of single sex marriages) etc, but nobody had thought of putting a present inside the wrapping paper.
Speaking of same sex marriages, human relationship mind setters were puzzled by the curious happenstance of conservative British and Kiwi governments approving legislation to afford gays and lesbians the same opportunity for marital misery as heteros. One Pig’s Arms mindset reporter was alarmed by the excessive use of video footage of hairy-chested Kiwi brides tossing around corsages, however he suggested that the gays were even less decorous.
A few international events grew large in this week’s mindset. A small number of deaths in spectacular circumstances in one part of the world possessed most of the mindset playing field; a large number of deaths in a minor league (that we were more interested in last year) failed to capture much mindset yardage this week.
No major sportscaster reported results from the Syrian civil war games this week and the conflict is definitely in danger of relegation to a lower division of western mindset consciousness.
And similarly, Oscar Pistorius failed to register in this week’s mindset, indicating that the global mind set appetite for bizarre superstar tragedy is in decline for the moment.
Sports fans are showing an increasing lack of interest in sham doping scandals amongst the football codes and doping agencies are showing a distinct lack of interest in swabbing the new Western Sydney round ball players who, through some miracle seem to have made it to the grand final in their first season. Club officials are trying to sell the idea that the team’s stellar performance is mostly due to the massive fan base support but no fan has come forward to pee into a bottle for the team.
Redneck A-League shoot-out results in the US have shown yet again that an entrenched professional closed-mind set still beats an inspired amateur mindset without any doubt. Contrasting this in the NSW National Park freestyle shooting events, results have been more mixed. The amateur non-shooters seem to me grabbing a larger mindset share as the gun-totin troglodytes drill a few more cordite holes in their Kodiac boots. Ballistic commentators have said that the O’Farrell refereeing is inconsistent and most probably severely wind-affected. The spokesman for the “Fishing in National Parks” wing of the party was unavailable for comment and the sign on his door was definitive.
That’s all for this week, tune in again next week when we delve into the surprising lack of coverage of anti-Thatcher protest over the fact that she was not cremated at the stake.
Venise Alstergren said:
A pretty neat piece of writing here. Telling heaps but revealing nothing to an outsider. Very Neat Indeed!
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Persecuted said:
Is that a stake, in Rolf’s pantaloons, or is he just happy to read his lyrics?
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helvityni said:
…do you fancy Rolf, Pescecuted….he seems to be on your mind a lot…
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algernon1 said:
There are a lot of nonces on the Gold Coast, Helvi, maybe that’s where Persecuted interests lie.
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algernon1 said:
Love the sporting analogy for the school holidays, Therese lovely stuff.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
Thanks, Algy. Good of you to notice 🙂
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Venise Alstergren said:
Why be cruel to stakes?
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vivienne29 said:
What stakes.
Lovely piece – worthy of a spot on the Drum. Everything there lately is pretty much a load of shit with piles of morons having their idiotic say.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
Last sentence, Viv… burnt at the stake.
Is this comment a compliment ? Sure about that Viv ?
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vivienne29 said:
Definitely a compliment. But according to Gerard the outlook is hopeless.
The choice of articles is getting infuriating (apart from the fact that none of them pick Abbott to pieces etc) – they keep harking back to the same bloody thing and therefore responses are repetitive, basically, but getting more crazy. Some people saying most outlandlish lies. Not sure if they are trying to lie sometimes, just totally brainwashed, ignorant. Words fail me most of the time. One day this week I stayed a little longer and was about to reply to another moron who attacked me with outrageous thoughts on who I was and what I did and should do and then bingo, closed for comments. The moderator moderates nothing but just keeps it slow by having 100 tea breaks.
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vivienne29 said:
Hmmm … can see how what I wrote was totally ambiguous. Must take more care in future.
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helvityni said:
Viv, yes it’s all the same contributors, not like in them good old days with Mike, Gez, Stronach and other fun people were there…
Thanks for putting that bitch into her place today, she was so keen to attack me, she accidentally revealed yet another of her many pseudos….
Therese, we (gez) always took Lomotil when holidaying in Bali, He was always experimenting with food from the street stalls, and needed, well, Lomotil…
Fun article 🙂
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gerard oosterman said:
Chip Rolley is now the Drum’s editor. I sent many pieces, all not even responded to. The previous editor, Jonethan Green was more creative and allowed more humor to enter the Unleashed.
Chip Rolley is the (American born) partner of Anne Summers. The ABC drum is now very seriously flawed, hardly even a ‘shadow’ of the previous Unleashed. I remember our Mike having hundreds of responses to a piece named ‘cole slaw’.
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vivienne29 said:
Pity she doesn’t pick on all those morons who say ‘we all know….’ etc.
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hph said:
About Chip Rolley: –
PUT http://www.
IN FRONT OF smh.com.au/news/entertainment/books/writers-festival-gets-a-texan-feel/2009/01/27/1232818437288.html
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algernon1 said:
The moron class at the Drum seems to be getting larger by the day.
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vivienne29 said:
Some beauts there. Gnome telling me about the Alice-Darwin railway which is something he always mentions. But the fact is that nearly everytime when I ask about Lib infrastructure I mention ‘apart from the Alice…..’. They are so bloody unoriginal. And I am getting Mr Olive and not just SO. Now they want credit for the Snowy because Menzies went ahead and built it. Was on the books, was passed in parliament – he, Menzies, fought it all the way till the end when he couldn’t not go ahead etc. I’m seriously wondering about my sanity in still going to the Drum – can’t help myself.
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algernon1 said:
Snowy scheme a Liberal build? Well it was first mooted in 1944 and all the planning is was done by Labor. What can be said was finished 15 years late without some of the storages and underground pipelines. Construction may well have started in 1949. It like the Opera House, Liberals take it over, and botch its construction, how much was the refit to correct their mistakes.
I love the Alice Springs to Darwin Railway. Might give a return some day, but really its little more than an overpriced tourist train. The other jem is the “mining industry” and how it “saved” us from the GFC. Point out that the BER employed twice as many people and they bark it was overpriced. I’m sure many just bark the usual party lies without even checking them. Gnomes a bit like andie, both are just mushrooms of the Liberal party really.
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helvityni said:
Viv, I think the same, but when read some of the posts by right wing, I get shitty and say something just to irritate them…someone followed me to a non-political blog, it’s good to get under their skin… 🙂
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vivienne29 said:
Yes Algy – and how many times have we (there are a good number of us) corrected this crap about the BER and it all being overpriced school halls. These idiots apparently drive around their cities or towns and never notice the new stuff at their school sites and all the principals are out the front telling them it was a waste and it was useless – what utter utter crap. It is posts such as these which moderators should delete for the sake of our sanity. Any outright lie should be blocked. Otherwise, what is a moderator for? still let through outrageous personal insults too.
Helvi – we can buy try but those bastards have no shame.
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algernon1 said:
I had one on Friday argue about the ATAR teachers claiming that you only needed a 50 to get into teaching. Given that Algernonina the elder has started uni this year, I knew by and large that by and large that was probably untrue. Checking as I do I see that the ATAR was between 70 and 80 in most the teaching schools in NSW. What I should have pointed out that an aggregate score of 380 in the HSC could give you an ATAR ranging between 57.5 and 75 depending on what courses were undertaken during the HSC. The problem with the ATAR system is that it weights certain courses up and others down even though they have the same academic rigour. 380 also is the aggregate mark that would have you in the 1/4 of all those undertaking the HSC. Significantly when I did the HSC that aggregate would have got you into Law.
This person pointed out that Deakin University offered teaching with an ATAR of 43.75. Hardly the uni that teachers would be flocking to. They seemed to imply that that teaching just attracts the drop outs and the dregs. I find that all the teachers I know are dedicated and passionate about their profession. thing is that Uni’s will train around 1/3 of all HSC students. TAFE the next 1/3 with the rest running out to find a job.
The ATAR is nothing more than a rank. Uni’s use many methods to have students enter their courses. Only 20% get into a course where the ATAR is their only criteria. Would have loved to have pointed this out to this clot but given the mods would cull anything which appears sensible, I didn’t say all of this.
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vivienne29 said:
Algy – Uni entrance scores (they keep changing the name) are in reality more to do with the popularity of a course. Low popularity scores mean, usually, that the course is not in high demand. One of my daughters (with 97 score) did an environmental degree (only required 67 ish at the time). She of course did particularly well and went on to do Honours and then obtained her PhD (all with high praise from the examiners). She noted that those who started the course with a low entrance score found it too hard in reality (they thought it meant the course would be easy for s…s sake) and many dropped out. Those students (ex-students) could not write well, comprehend well, understand the nature of research etc etc. The environmental course was not easy, it required a lot of hard work, it had many subjects which were not of an environmental nature as such (mathematical stuff). So, what I am saying is that the same goes for teaching. I have noted that the entrance scores have finally gone up so as to give a better indication of the knowledge base one needs. I think this should be the case for all courses. My personal point of view is that all should have a score of 80 plus in order to go to uni and succeed.
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algernon1 said:
Many seem to drop out in the first few weeks I’m finding with my kids as they work through their courses. The oldest is up to his final 4 subjects and has told me only 30% of his initial cohort have gone through with him. The middle in her first term has told me some have already dropped out.
You’re right the mark has more to do with the popularity of the course and the university it is offered at. It appears often it’s the uni that many students are after not necessarily the course. In my industry the course is offered at two universities. UNSW and Newcastle. The course at UNSW has an ATAR of around 91, Newcastle 72. Now anyone in our industry will tell you that those who graduate from Newcastle are preferred because its a better course. We had a university medal graduate once from UNSW who couldn’t do the basics, even 3 years on he couldn’t. Good at doing exams perhaps, not much chop in the field.
Then again its all about getting bums on seats to get the necessary funding too. Hence the lottery and the incentives offered by some of these institutions, it makes the ATAR to a certain degree irrelevant. End of next year we go through it all again.
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vivienne29 said:
That is pretty well the way it is. The uni being a p0pular choice and for some they just want to leave home and give the local uni short shrift. Such a pity because uni at Charles Sturt here is terrific and they have student accommodation where other country and city kids reside. If you are local you avoid accommodation costs and it all becomes better, more support and you can have roast lamb every Sunday at home after you have moved into a flat with boyfriend but still living on a scholarship. Second daughter did a lot of casual/part time work to prepare herself for chosen study. Turned out to be a brilliant move as she is now the Operations Manager of the first company she worked with the day after finishing HSC (her gap year). She came back home to do her post grad one year course. I’m still finding things which belong to her and carting them to her new home not far from her sister in Wodonga.
All the best to your kids Algy – asssume they are as great as mine.
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algernon1 said:
Ones looking for graduate work now for next year and getting a few nibbles. The other is growing into her course, its great to see the confidence its giving her.
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vivienne29 said:
May I ask what your industry is, i.e. what you do?
I started working life as the world’s best secretary. Involved in heaps of different industries and then spent years being husband’s unpaid typist of all his work (uni senior lecturer in communication, education, marketing). Also paid board member, councillor and then unpaid worker in charity area, proofreading their journal and assisting editor. Also very handy with an electric drill and building chook houses.
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algernon1 said:
I’ve been involved with Surveying nearly all my working life, mostly managing surveying and drafting teams. I mostly draw plans. I started with oil and gas pipelines, that moved to small and large scale land development. Ran my own business and still do though its more fruit for the sideboard nowadays. I’m involved with water delivery nowadays. Junior has studied IT and the middle child is studying communication with a major in media production. Youngest will do Visual Arts at uni somewhere (my guess is Sydney), with a view to teaching or therapy sometime in the future.
I also have ad many unpaid volunteer positions. I’m Treasurer of a Netball club which had 7 teams when I started, 6 years later we have 20.
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vivienne29 said:
Excellent. I always found surveying fascinating (I work in engineering for a couple of years).
Turning puter off now. Night.
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Venise Alstergren said:
‘The Drum’ is infamous for its hard right-wingism. Try HuffPost or Slate as internationals or The Conversation, Crikey and Independent for local goings on.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
Fair point, toxicity apparently knows no bounds, Venise.
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