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Scientists at the No Idea University in your Capital City have designed this futuristic smart phone as a way of over coming neck injuries. Apparently these scientists used data from the ABS(Absolute Bull Shit) that show one in three smart phone users will develop serious neck injuries later in life.
Chief Scientist from the university, Dr Nothing Is Unbelievable told this roving reporter that the committee decided to mount the smart phone directly in front of the eyes so that users will be able to totally dedicate themselves to their online activities. When questioned about safety and that users may walk over cliffs or get killed by passing traffic the good Dr noted that with every scientific advance there are always risks.
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Fantastic innovation! .. Another way to improve the gene pool 😉
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Yes agree. The more idiots that are removed the better.
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Good one Hung.
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Thanks Viv, can’t stand mobiles or the addiction to walking around head down using them.
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I’ve been wanting something like this – a video camera on my forehead which switches on by just thinking. Everytime I spot a special bird I never have a camera to hand. Or if I do, during the few seconds it takes to get it out and switch on the bird takes off. I want one with a zoom. Can you knock up one for me?
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I would love to have a camera handy ever time I spot a bird.
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I see hundreds wearing these in the city every day Hung. How they don’t walk in front of a bus I don’t know
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When I see that behaviour I often wonder about Darwin and natural selection.
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Perhaps they should have their eyeballs excised, and optic nerve stimulators inserted, then get connected to a network supplying nutrients, and kept in a dream state?
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🙂
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Like Federal parliament, Big ?
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Yes, that giant Matrix called parliament, perhaps there’s a movie in it?
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How ironicky, Hung. I go to meditation to quiet the mind and become impermeable to all this NOISE. And these dudes invent a “total surround you and invent the universe” device thing because real life is not immersive enough. Two thousand five hundred years of Buddhist thought versus silicon valley. Step up and pay your money here. Life not fulfilling enough ? Pay MORE money here……. and wonder what the point of being alive might be.
Out on the street, the Franciscans are feeding the homeless.
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Getting rid of my mobile phone was probably the best decision I have ever made in my life. My work mates are amazed how I can live without one.
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I’m unsubscribing from all the pointless crap that I once foolishly agreed to be spammed by. And I’m about to set up a new Email address for just the select few who don’t want to waste my time and hassle me by offering crap for which I would never pay money. Phone ? Rad, man.
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Hung, I’ve seen dudes texting and crossing Parramatta Rd. Death wish or what ? They look like the kind of folks whose opinion is not going to cut that much ice anyway, so….. no real loss.
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The irony here Boss is if we hit them they are in the right.
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I own one. It’s only turned on at times when Mrs m won’t be able to contact me (say, at a seminar). No one else can understand this. sometimes work will ring, trying to get me to work an extra shift…why didn’t you respond to our message? What f*&^ing message, if you want me to keep the f*&^ing mobile on all of the time, you can pay me to be on call, failing that, f*&^ off.
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You come across as a nice relaxed calm sort of guy M 🙂
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F$#@in relaxed.
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🙂
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Glad to be of service 🙂
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