Image of Sculpture by the great Victor Greenhalgh borrowed with deepest gratitude.
Story by Emmjay
In early breaking news this evening, sources close to the Pig’s Arms political commentator, Uhl Chrisman on the 5:45 from Lake George revealed that the fossilised remains of the former Liberal grate, Sir Billy McMahon would be running for the vacant soon to be vacant position of vacant Prime Minister.
Legend has it that Sir Billy McMahon was about as vacant as anyone could be and he was therefore the ideal candidate to fill Tony’s still steaming shoes.
Impressed by the seriously concrete nature of the recumbent incumbent candidate, commentators thought it the best chance the Libnats have of cementing themselves in government. And it was generally agreed that the fossilised remains of Sir Billy would bring a tried and true kind of stability upon which a “steady as you go” government could be built.
Sir Billy’s fossilised remains were unavailable for comment.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
It’s rough to have feet of clay. I think that’s a measure like one rude makes 4 draggin’ chains and that got abbreviated to 4 -expletive deleted- chains just to set up a bit of an image for you of the way we do things making language work for us as we go and that’s science too, yes Lee, we weren’t doing things all that well yesterday leastwise not as well as we are doing them now, that’s today, Lee that’s what we do when we make a government and I’m not going to.
If the rest of us have learnt anything about what’s going on and we all know what’s going on Lea it’s how to write a scintillating political speech. 🙂
I’m not one to skite. We don’t go around pretending we’re the best thing since sliced bread. 🙂
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Both had/have big ears and both had speech problems.
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Neither had actual content.
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They has plenty of bowel content boss
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Specially out in dem cotton fields with us westies
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The telephone box Therese, what about the telephone box. The one one that Big ears used to make important security calls from.
Big Ears would be a vast improvement on the current leader who really needs to stay there for the sake of the country.
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I think Tony needs to stay there as long as it takes the ALP to put Tanya into the Leadership position.
As far as the telephone box went, I reckon Billy needs to get with the times, Algy – and watch a few episodes of The Wire – to learn how to stay hard to trace on the phone 🙂
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