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Bjorj, Blondie, Bruce Springsteen, Daft Punk, Diana Ross, Divynle, Genesis, Hall and Oates, MC Hammer, Peter Gabriel, The Soor, The Tubes, Touch
Touch
Playlist by Algernon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzuRw0ZqQdU
Don’t touch me there – The Tubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JziVnT0d6tY
I’m always touched by your presences dear – Blondie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
I touch myself – Divinyls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cNRQo1m3A
Human Touch – Bruce Springsteen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW68T84RLHw
Invisible Touch – Genesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cggi9STVWDs
Out of Touch – Hall and Oates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECk9A-07Pw
Touch me – The Doors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rQ-p0WnGd8
Touch me in the Morning – Diana Ross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
U Can’t touch this – MC Hammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmcrWP0QIA
History of touches – Bjork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkhol2Q1og
Touch – Daft Punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPTyNDqOzpM
I have the touch – Peter Gabriel
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Thanks. I found this on the internet. Here it is:
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Okay, I’m going to get personal here. I am performing an experiment. I am trying to not touch myself for 1 week.
I have completed Day 7. If you missed it, see Day 1 and 2, and Day 3 and Day 4 and Day 5 and gut-wrenching Day 6.
On this final day of my experiment I actually woke up angry.
Usually I wake up happy and ready to start my day of making silly jokes. But today I woke up p!ssed off. If I had a crossbow next to my bed, I would have loaded it up with a flaming poison arrow and shot a fluffy-tailed squirrel from my apartment window.
When this day ended, I was so excited. I actually yelled out, “Woo-hoo!” Really.
The last 4 minutes of my experiment, I did nothing but stare at the clock. It was like I was counting down like last minutes of the last period of the school day.
It was the most exciting countdown since New Year’s Eve in New York City. And when I finished counting down… I let the balls drop.
Yeah, it was like a New Year’s Eve. 3… 2… 1… Woo-hoo! But instead of confetti, it was raining down shredded up pages of Playboy magazine. And you know that noise-maker thing that you blow into and it inflates while making a funny sound?
My pen!s did that.
My pen!s was so happy, that it got festive.
So what did I learn?
Lesson 1: Never do that again.
Yeah, that totally sucked.
Lesson 2: Was I more productive?
That was the whole point of the No Touching Myself Experiment. I figured that without touching myself, I would have all this extra time to get more work done.
And I did.
But it wasn’t worth it.
I still wasted a bunch of time. But instead of touching myself, I wasted time doing other stupid stuff like reading the news.
NOTE: Yes, reading the news IS wasting time. 99% of the news is worthless information that does nothing to make you into a better person. It’s just another form of entertainment. And it gives you something to talk about with people with whom you really have nothing to talk about.
Lesson 3: Never do that again.
I know that was also Lesson 1. But man, holy crap! I am proud of myself for following through and keeping my word. It was a challenge.
I may not accomplish anything in life, but at least I can say I did this. I should get a certificate.
Maybe it will say this on my tombstone:
R.I.P. “For 1 week, he did not touch himself.”
For some of you guys and girls out there, this may not have been a big challenge. But I’m very sexual. You know how when you look up at the sky you see things formed in the clouds? I see boobies.
Always.
GIRL: I see an angel handing flowers to a panda.
ME: I see boobies!
GIRL: Ooh! Now I see an elephant!
ME: I see boobies!
GIRL: I see a snowman dancing with an elf.
ME: I see that, too!
GIRL: Really?!
ME: Yeah, that elf has huge boobies!
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Could fit in with the first and third HPH. boobies are of course a type of bird.:)
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🙂
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Hi Algernon, with your permission may I post something naughty here? There is a p… word in it. It’s about touching oneself…
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Feel free if its on theme
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Another touchstone? See what I did there, Algy.
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Touching. Love your style shoe.
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How touching! Good selection again Algy. Some favs there too.
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Touched indeed. Something for everyone here.
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A great potpourri of glorious music as always from the untiring Algy.
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Thanks for your support Gerard.
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