From the Pig’s Arms Political Correspondingness, Manne.
In a masterstroke of cabinetry, the new PM has instilled the freshness of a spittle-laden spray into the communications portfolio with the appointment of HG Nelson to the miniseries and the front bench.
Famous for his depth and perspicacity in sports commentary, the new minister has already launched a forward pass by going to the third umpire on the NBN in the mistaken belief that he is dealing with some kind of sport – maybe the National Baseball Network.
He was quoted as saying that he knows that fibre is good for everyone – keeping the communication passages flowing and that he’s all in favour of everyone getting fibre right to their homes – and presumably through the larder, kitchen and dining rooms into the water closet.
The Minister’s daily double, Senator Roy Slaven was unavailable for comment.
Big M said:
Thanks, Emm, we all need fibre to keep things flowing.
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algernon1 said:
I look forward to the hello boys and the battered sav being spoken about at length in the Parliament. Not to mention Lionel Rose singing the National Anthem.
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George Theodoridis said:
A lot better than the appointment of Mr Eleventy Mark ii, Morrison, who wouldn’t know the dif between a budget and a shithouse.
Well analysed,Tezza.
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Big M said:
Thanks, George, still giggling! One commentor reckoned he couldn’t be trusted to take a shower by himself!
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Hung One On said:
Roy and HG would be a bit to smart to be politicians.
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vivienne29 said:
Good one.
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