the Fabulous Pig-Tel wireless cat pad (Apple Model shown… colours may vary)
… Are you sick and tired of all this “mouse this, mouse over that, click mouse here” stuff ?
… are you ready for the new wireless Pig-Tel cat pad ? !!!!
… Just $9.95 plus $47.89 postage and handling and our cheery staff in the pub basement will whisk one of these little beauties off to you in a jiffy bag (with holes punched … litter not included).
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
I can’t think of anything funny to say.
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Lovely just to have you drop in, mate.
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Do you do them in flat?
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Excuse me, sir. Are you looking for a car pet ?
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I’ll have one, in the colours as shown.
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In another life, this one is called “Tasha”. She’s 17 years old and easy to catch, but tends to crap wherever she happens to be. That demands a certain care with those first morning steps outside 🙂
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Did you know calico coloured cats are supposed to bring good luck to their owners? Has Tasha upheld this legend? (Aside from the poop.)
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Sadly no. Tasha’s owner has had a pretty rough run. Also Tasha was the runt of the littler, born with a deformed nose and not expected to live. FM adopted her, paid for the (can you believe this ?) plastic surgery and … lo and behold, one beautifully tempered cat who brings a sense of calm, a prodigious appetite and a devastating impact on the inner west rodent population – to our humble abode.
When she goes, I think George – the 14 year old Burmilla (handsomest and most talkative cat in the pub) will need therapy.
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What a story attached to that Cat Pad!
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I’d like one, but couldn’t eat a whole one.
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How about half of one for a pound ?
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Or half a pound’ worth?
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Where do I send for one. Is there a two for one offer as well.
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Hang on. I’ll ask George. He’s a bit random on the desktop, though.
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Mrs Slocum would have a field day selling these
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Where i live nothing arrives in a jiffy. It’s transport logistics include dry biscuits.
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