Gib W was looking worried, no pensive. Well what is it? It can only be one or the other? Well he was worriedly pensive, how’s that, and who are you any way? Me, I’m you. I’m just talking to you as I felt like it and I became pensively worried, hmm.
“You look a bit pensive Gib, what’s wrong mate?” asks Angler, fresh off the Flyer and fortunately in time for dinner, oh yes the man must be a musician to have timing like that.
“No I’m worried but the author is paying me back about a comment I made about Foodge being pensive and punishment is in this episode I’m pensive.” blarts Gib worriedly.
“Oh, no worries, lets shoot him” replies Angler.
“Nah, if we shoot him he doesn’t get to finish the story and then we won’t exist till next episode and who knows when that will be” moans Gib, rather pensively.
“Shit” says non-pensive Angler.
“Shit” says the crew. Mixed bag, sorry no understanding of pensiveness from this lot.
“Anyway, what’s this blink’in story about?” interjects Nurse Barbara as she lights a fag and downs a pint, as you do.
“Hope it about blokes with tight bums” crows Sister Yvonne.
“It’s about the election” says Gib ” The Purse Carrying Nancy Boys polled roughly around you know, sort of, well, sort of none really”
The crew dimmed into the background as if on a long distance drive. Lots of road kill. Not much to say. Thinking about women and glasses of beer, as the moon rises…(thanks JT)
Wow, their one and only party decimated as they all forgot to vote for them. The other issue was they forgot to nominate a candidate. But look, these things happen and you have to live and learn or learn and live, something like that.
This is my sort of party.
Mark said:
Reblogged this on Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle and commented:
Another classic from Big M. I stuck a few names in the word scrambler and got Gib W(Big M) and Angler(Algernon) which Big M kindly replicated in this episode. Honshades(Sandshoe) was another one but she isn’t in this episode. Still bloody funny today.
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sandshoe said:
Nurse Barbara is a darling. I am having a little dip into the comments here too using my mobile as an experiment. I can’t comment using my desktop.
Looks like I’ve been booted out the bar.
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Mark said:
She is a darling for sure Shoe.
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gerard oosterman said:
Better to be pensive than pissed. 😉
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Mark said:
Good advice Sire, I found pensive an interesting word to over use like yo and ennui.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
I’ll stand up for taught bottoms !
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Big M said:
Nice pic of Gib. Unusual to catch him smiling.
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Mark said:
You smile all the time just like your picture.
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vivienne29 said:
I was going to throw a party with plenty of good tucker but a death in the family put the kybosh on it and the mood sort of faded away. Or, what about a wake.
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Mark said:
Sad to hear Viv. Next election won’t be long.
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algernon1 said:
Yep Million dollar Mal won’t save them
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vivienne29 said:
I was referring to our beloved Lehan. Also referring to earlier post about closure of the Drum and maybe we should just party. I was just going to reprise the birthday party menu I did a few years ago. The moment has passed.
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algernon1 said:
I think a wake might be OK
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vivienne29 said:
Maybe the boss will let me know what he thinks. I can amend the birthday party bash to suit the occasion.
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Mark said:
A wake for sure.
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vivienne29 said:
I tried to do a piece but it just wasn’t working and the birthday party article isn’t adjustable. Can’t do a wake. Sorry.
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algernon1 said:
Mate I think Anhler only shoots cats
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algernon1 said:
Shouldn’t use my phone Angler
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Mark said:
Yes, I got myself into a corner there and had to let Gib get me out of trouble. Wadda guy 🙂
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Yvonne said:
Oi! Inever crow, especially about taut (not tight) bottoms. Heavy breathing …
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Mark said:
A tautology of bottoms Sister 🙂 🙂
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Yvonne said:
Good one, Mark-o. 🙂
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sandshoe said:
A tautology of bottoms is a group noun to be proud of.
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Yvonne said:
And, what we yearn for! 🙂
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