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The Pig’s Arms delights in the return of Neville Cole !
Queen Victoria once famously said “we are not amused” and for the first time in my life I can identify with that humorless old bitch. This past year has torn out my funny bone and stomped it to dust. I swear to god, Mad Max Fury Road is beginning to feel less and less apocalyptic and more and more like a best-case scenario for mankind.
A year ago, I’ll admit, there was still an aging anarchist inside me screaming: “Bring it on! How bad could Trump be? This shit is going to be hilarious!” But, like a lifelong atheist facing certain death, I’m starting to have second thoughts.
I think my affliction began in earnest after I re-read Neil Postman’s Amusing Ourselves to Death. I’m here to say: that book is not fun. It’s just…not. In fact, it’s even more of punch to the kidneys today than it was 30 years ago when it was first published.
These days the things Postman says in Amusing Ourselves to Death don’t so much make you think as jump off the page, grab you by the throat, and beat you into submission.
Consider one of the book’s main themes…
Our politics, religion, news, athletics, education and commerce have been transformed into congenial adjuncts of show business, largely without protest or even much popular discourse.
If you have any doubt that this has happened. Well, let me introduce to you to a little thing we call “the internets.” Folks, we are living in the Golden Age of Show Business.
Some of Postman’s other concerns seem quaint in comparison to our brave new reality.
In AOTD for example, Postman reveals his horror that “the President of the United States is a former movie actor.” Damn! Who among us wouldn’t welcome Ol’ Ronnie back to the White House today with big old bag of jelly bellys* Honest Ronnie! We don’t care if you facilitate the sale of arms to the whole Middle East! Just come back and save us, please! We are begging you!
Hmm… Come to think of it. Seems like he had a point. Maybe we should have been more concerned back then.
After all, one of Postman’s big concerns was that Reagan was a celebrity. He felt that “the politician as celebrity has made political parties irrelevant.” Yeah, just ask the Republican Party about that one. Hey Fellas! You’re Fired!
By the way, does it not seem conceivable that elections could soon be broadcast reality show? Oh! I wonder who with get the Presidential Rose tonight! The way I see it, pretty soon ONLY celebrities will run for elected office. Who else is going to be able to compete?
I could go on and on about how much worse things have got since AOTD was published.
For example, at one point Postman notes bitterly that: public discourse has become dangerous nonsense. Hoo boy! Do you think in his wildest dreams he ever imagined a Trump Policy Speech? Or the comments section of your local digital rag? Or Twitter, for christsakes!
But, you know, all this said, I can’t say I blame people for not being better informed. I’ve tried… and it’s damn, hard work.
Disinformation is the new norm and sorting truth from bullshit is damn near impossible; especially in a world where facts are irrelevant.
If you, like me, have tried to follow the press following Trump; it is obvious they have given up. There are so many distortions they start every report with a general disclaimer: Everything this guy says is a complete and utter lie. Then they try and pretend they are still reporting news. It is exhausting. For all of us. At a certain point you just have to get up and shut it off. And believe me, I’m not trying to pretend Hillary is all that different. It’s just that Trump has taken this whole dance into a different dimension. This is some historic crazy people.
And you know what? We are mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore! I see it everywhere. People are turning off and tuning out. They are no longer amused.
Jon Stewart famously left The Daily Show because of what he termed “bullshit mountain”. He explained that he just had to leave because “Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression,” he said. “I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don’t get turd lung disease.”
You know, I think my whole point is… I know exactly how he feels and I am not amused. God help me, I am not amused.
*In case you weren’t aware, Jelly Bellys were Reagan’s all time favorite candy.
sandshoe said:
The meaningless drivel on television day-time shows of all persuasions is only surpassed by the gravest nastiness anyone could imagine it possible to spruik. We are in tough times. I keep up as well as I can with popular … as we call it … entertainment. I cannot believe it is popular. It’s just there. It is. It exists. We know it’s there because loud screams of people being gifted items on tv shows can be heard as we browse the offerings across the channels. People cry in family groups when they walk into gifted home make overs that have left two of the walls in their master bedroom papered with brown and grey design motifs and someone’s hidden their old rubbish basket. Young women tell prospective suitors exactly what they think of them…just met…and a packed audience falls hushed. Excellent that one of the quiz shows is called Pointless…could not have thought of anything more pertinent to call it myself.
Hilary and Donald seem barely separated by a cigarette paper insofar as delusional behaviour is concerned. Nev, I’m frightened.
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nev cole said:
You are not alone. The tone here lately is “What IF He Get In?” On the other side, higher up in the Republican Party are basically preaching civil war if Hillary gets in. Whoever wins it is going to be frightening. I am working on a piece about a fellow called Hugh Mann sending me messages from the near future (after Trump wins). Trying to see if I can find any silver linings…
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sandshoe said:
Nev, we are lucky to have somewhere that is a niche for us to share ideas. It helps soothe fear to have a place. Lovely to be friends here. I have a new idea turning over in my mind for a community project and honestly, I never thought I would get one of those again, leastwise one that excites my imagination. Seems we are travelling well in ourselves. We have good fortune.
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algernon1 said:
And they vote. That seems frightening.
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Big M said:
The only change I see is that grumpy old buggers like me are becoming radicalised by conservatism, and turn up at Asylum Seeker demos shouting, ‘fuck Tony Abbott, Fuck Scott Morrison, Fuck Dud Dutton!’
But, to be honest, it all seems to acheive nothing.
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nev cole said:
As a GOB myself I whole-heartedly support the concept of yelling fuck you as often as necessary…
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sandshoe said:
I have…freeeezing cold near frigid like a Frigidaire with big snotty icicles draped off my black felt hippy hat and wet in the nethers from rain all day and last night…waded when I came home out through mud bog to put my bin out. Yep bin night happening here. Water in saucepan for something to immerse when it boils I plugged my depleted phone in. Jeeze Nev it runs flat as a battery is itself flat. In a day’s doings. Tinkle tinkle. Messages. Standing at the end of the short leash a reviving phone offers when charging at the kitchen power point. Mate my knees are knocking together from the chill across the southernerest part of our land. At the end of a sh….
You have it. You see as a matter of course the muddy clay seeped through my plastic sandals. And news from the North America correspondent. When I am less damned cold and soaked through from the delicious rain. I had to say thanks a heap. I am amused insofar as finding myself on the immediate end of a sh…
‘Shoe.
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Mark said:
I’m having what he’s having…
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vivienne29 said:
When the shit really is flying (as it does all too often) this is how many feel. Good writing Neville.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
Shit definitely DOES happen. Despite this, it’s great to have you back, Neville. Talk about capturing the anti-gestalt* of the times !
I couldn’t find an antonym for “gestalt” but what we have in politics worldwide is SO far from being unified …. what we have really is something that is so much less than the sum of its parts.
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nev cole said:
Thanks, Mike. These are crazy days indeed. I’m just hoping that the “sane majority” decides to come out of hiding by voting day.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
A few of them came out of the woodwork here, Nev. But not enough. I figure the result was not so much people voting for Malcolm, as it was voting for anyone who was not Tony OR Bill. The thought of Americans having a choice between someone who is corrupt and someone who is corrupt and a complete fuckwit is scary beyond belief.
And we though George W was bad. I think we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
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