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Merv Losses His Voice.
Story by Mark.
Ackually, there is an air of calm in the Pigs Arms tonight, no pleece raids, well not for and hour or so. Everything is peaceful and quiet.
Foodge had the girls bailed up in the corner discussing a point of law. The girls however were more interested in the racing guide. Till Nurse Barbara asked “How’s ya
barista business going?” which started Foodge on another tirade about the price of coffee till Merv emerged.
“ “ said Merv. Well at least his jaw and lips moved but nothing came out.
“I’m sorry old boy but you’ll have to speak up, it was the war you know” and given the closest Foodge got to war was driving past the army base one day, just BS.
“ “ says Merv. Again nothing.
[ “ “
Hi Merv Hung here. You don’t say anything in this episode.
Merv was about to say then thinks, what the eff are you up to Hung?
The patrons can write the answers, I’ll rewrite the story with what works then re-publish the story thinks Hung
Merv: You are weird Hung?
Hung: Yes I know]
The boys are out the back, sipping a few specials.
“No fecking cricket. What’s the world coming to?” says Gib.
“Gordon says there’s a One Day Final on the planet Axiom but due to time differences the game takes 10 Earth days” informs Angler.
“If Gordon says it then it must be true.” recites Gib from his magical tablet as if by special farcical powers.
“…………….. “ says Merv again.
“Nah, if Gordon says then it must be true” states Hung.
“If Gordon says it then it must be true” chant the crew.
Pass the Soma or Somac, not sure.
“………………. “ cries Merv.
Walter said:
Nice blog thanks for possting
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algernon1 said:
I dunno Hung. The year of the coco starts in Saturday and that seems appropriate.
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algernon1 said:
Cock not coco
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Mark said:
I think it was Sheryl Crow that wrote that stuff.
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Mark said:
I hope you mean Rooster. I see they have been reminding Alan Jones about his toilet escapees now we have Premier Glady over at the Guardian.
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algernon1 said:
No I meant Cock. For Donald Trump of course. The boy living parrot needs to be reminded often, not to mention his architectural delights
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algernon1 said:
http://www.abc.net.au/radio/sydney/programs/mornings/lahzmix/8203358
Alan would love this
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Big M said:
I’m speechless, too.
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Mark said:
Maybe we could use song cliches, like its a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
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Mark said:
Goodbye, time to say goodbye now
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sandshoe said:
Remember those syrupy nice little kids..
So long. Farewell. It’ time to say a jerr…to yer and yer and yer.
A capacity with vocalising sufficient to make y’ wanna take up string art.
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vivienne29 said:
Maybe he’s speechless having watched the Trump inauguration. It was mind boggingly awful. (PS: Nurse Barbara never shortens her name.)
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Mark said:
I was so excited that I excem%$ed in my pants.
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Therese Trouserzoff said:
“Hello Darkness, my old Friend” thought Merv.
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Mark said:
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon…
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Mark said:
I just don’t care anymore
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