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Perfect Christmas for the pussy that has everything
Tired of all that fur in your lap ? Who wouldn’t be.
Yes, folks, it’s that time of year – time for you to think about your favourite pussy. And who would ever want an unkempt one ?
Inspired by our CEO’s love of kitty-kats, fresh from the Pig-Tel labs we are now able to offer – to the first 2.78 million callers – this wondrous yuletide gift. For a mere seventeen direct debit monthly payments of $39.99 (plus handling and postage ($782.34) Pig-Tel will have this little beauty winging it’s way to you (allow 3 months for processing).
Manufactured using the highest quality recycled plastics, the Pig-Tel cat groomer will have your friends going “ooh-ahh” when they see your freshly trimmed pussy.
Your favourite pussy won’t know what’s hit it when you set him / her up for the grooming experience of a lifetime.
Conditions: Pig-Tel cannot be responsible for misuse of the product and any accidental neutering of your cat or 3rd degree lacerations to your hands will be at the owners’ own risk.
Remember: If it’s from Pig-Tel you know you can trust it with somebody else’s life.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
I must be the only person here who really doesn’t get and isn’t into cat jokes. Just looks like a ridiculous piece of kitchen equipment.
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I think it’s a chance to ridicule them Viv as they do so much damage to the environment.
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Does it come with a shotgun
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Dear old pussy will look like she’s been turned out on a lathe.
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My old Dad had his own mini belt-driven lathe. It was pretty swish. It could do screw cutting – which I think is part of the Pig-Tel cat groomer’s arsenal of weapons.
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I’d love a lathe, but I’d have me arm orff at the shoulder ( don’t tell anyone, but I nearly cut me own finger orff with a chainsaw lawt summer!).
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I think it seems practical to save the trimmings and on sell to the merkin makers.
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Merkin weavers will rejoice. Imagine a full ginger bush, or a Persian pubis!
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You may do well yourself in this sort of industry. Apply to the concept department.
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Granny sent Manne round to Rosie’s House of Genital Torture to collect the stray pubes, but they went straight into his scrapbook.
He’s also teaching Scrapbooking for Fun and Profit at the Inner Cyberian Institute of Adult Learning.
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lol, gotta have one
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Winging it’s imaginary way to you, dude !
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And, this one’s a winner! Do I get a set of steak knives with my bargain Cat Groomer??
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Sure do – what else would you do with the cat post-grooming ?
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Cat haters got to hate, right?!
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Isn’t there a Taylor Swift song to that effect ? Hate, hate , hate – shake it out, shake it out !
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I’m looking for some new steak knives at the moment Sister.
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This one’s for you, Hung 🙂
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Cheques in the mail boss.
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Mark, he will be back next flogging hand held vacuum cleaners.
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Did somebody mention the Pigson Hitech pet hair remover with 3 micron dust removal technology and tea-making capability ? Now THERE’S a hairy proposition !
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I must be bloomin’ psychic.
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