Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula
Pig=Tel’s cheeky new collaboration with Cat-sidermy extends the life of your pussie – just when you thought it was ready to become a pyjama bag or a new clutch of merkins (Merv – is that what they mean by Cougars ?”) – along comes the new highly-sprung Russian Blue from the makers at Pig-Tel – Cat-sidermy.
Next year Pig-Tel will be releasing the latest model – the Chinese Red (aka the Ming Spring) and the jazz variant the “Mingus Springus”.
It’ll sell out fast so get your hors d’ouvres in early and secure your Pig-Tel Spiraliser. Seventy-five easy monthly payments of $213. Installation not included, but the guys who assemble Ikea will literally cut you a hot deal. All it takes is an allen key (and a scalpel and a few litres of Hungcorp preservative)
See more of the great range of Pig-Tel products at the Pig’s Arms – Pig-Tel – a holy owned subsidiary of the Church of St Generic Brands – Cayman Is.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
The Spiraliser works best if you put it into the freezer an hour before you need it. The cat extensors become easier to grasp hold of. Say you want to spiralise a water melon. Your imagination can work out the rest.
I was never like this before I was introduced to Pig-Tel.
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Yes, I’ve got the entire collection, in a glass case, with various pussy embellishments.
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The glass case would muffle the sound of the caterwauling.
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Sounds a bargain. Do the springs explide
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I don’t think explide. That much seems explicat
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Working on my phone typos get throw
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Phones explide. At petrol bowwows. 😉
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Inexplicable!
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I should have read the instructions first. It all went pear shaped when I cut the kitty in half.
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It’s funny how you can go off people. Now, where did I put the duct tape, I’m sure I can make that cat as good as new.
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I thought thst was used on hamsters
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No, only plush toys.
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Cat’s probably not got much life left in it after all that ducting and weaving.
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I went orff people years back, but maintain a facade of friendly interest. Plus I fuckin’ hate cats.
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Nice one. I wonder who comes up with all these.
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