Just in time for the Federal Election – the famous Pig-Tel panic button. Perfect election tool for a tool of a co-alition.
Imagine you’re running for a safe Libnat seat – well, let’s face it there are no safe Libnat seats – so imagine you’re a Liberal pre-selected person who’s not a racist homophobic count* hellbent on destroying every person who hasn’t got a massively remunerated job as a bank or insurance company CEO – what are you ? Unique – perhaps – did you fill in the correct form ?
Anyway – you certainly cannot afford to be without one of these handy-dandy policy tools.
Just call us on (insert dial a prayer number here) and send us all your preferences and we’ll make certain you’re well equipped in the panic department.
Remember, at Pig-Tel, we’ve got you little L Libnats covered. It wasn’t our fault we sent you a bag of manure last time. Anyone could have made that mistake.
- remove the vowel of your choosing.
YULI said:
Anyway – you certainly cannot afford to be without one of these handy-dandy policy tools
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vivienne29 said:
I think they’ve broken it.
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algernon1 said:
Well my local member loves a good racist joke as well as a rape joke. One of the lads, pissed in a pub. Has a love of Fijians as well, reckons they should all move to higher ground. Lovely guy, forgot he was British so we had to have a by election. His mind’s going to have no idea why he’s recontesting. Amazed Scotty the Stupid hasn’t disendorsed him like so many others.
One week to go!
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Yvonne said:
Dear lord, only one more week. Let this maiden’s prayers be answered.
Okay, I’m not a maiden. And, you’re right, I don’t pray. Anything else you want to nitpick about?
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