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What with times like these, what househhold can do without their own Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile System ?
Fortunately, the god people from Pig-Tel bring you your own personal ICBM.
But wait, there’s more. The Pig-Tel ICBM comes in the handy dandy USB format – just plug it into your PC or Mac, program in your favourite destination target and blast away your cares.
One of these little babies would be a diverting Mothers’ Day gift and give mum one or two unforgettable lockdown evenings.
Now who wouldn’t want Pig-Tel to rush an ICBM over to their place ?
You could have one today (in about ten minutes, actually) by sending us your approval to plunder access your bank account and with ten monthly easy payments of just $4 million, and a Pig-Tel ICBM will be winging its way to you.
Postage not required and definitely handle with care.
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How our reception of this marvellous offer aligns, Yvonne Day. I’ve put in my application for funding for a storage shed. Emmjay, you will be interested the New Order guidelines include relaxing restrictions of parties to only one person at a time, two will soon be a party that’s allowed, yeayyy.
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Hello Shoe ! How are you?
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I’m like a new one, Yvonne. Starting to settle after a period of disruption, moving and finding a home. Then COVID came along that’s a fairly well universal story. I’ve missed you all. Are you good?
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It is GREAT to hear from you ‘shoe. FM, Tim the Cabin Boy, the Emmlets 1, 1.1, 1.2 and 2 and I are all well. And we hope you are too 😊❤️
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I’m fine except for arthritis in elbow and wrists. Hubby is pretty crook. Family are well but miss seeing the two grand children Olivia and Chloe.
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Wonderful double entendre.
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Thanks Algy. I was amused when I spotted this on a chap’s desk at work. Given that it’s a Christian charity, I suspect that few, including the owner had life experiences that might reveal the double entendre😊
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Good grief. I thought they were rocket powered dildos.
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So did I. 🙂
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Yes please. I’ll take 2. My bank details follow in an encryted email. I’ll pay the whole lot in one payment. Spend it quickly, before I destroy the world.
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