Kicking On

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The biggest problem has been to change the kegs and despite Granny being a certified scuba cellar master, the patrons have been complaining about Trotter’s Ale’s muddy complexion and a taste they have tactfully described as positively Murrumbidgee.

Which is why patrons in the photographs are drinking tinnie’s. And arriving in tinnie’s.

Those of us worried about Emmjay’s Zephyr need not be concerned, it is in its usual parking space – the hoist in Con’s Careful Car Corrections. Con reminds patrons to convey waterlogged conveyances to his august premises for a no-obligation free quote (that is the quote will not be free and you will be obliged). If you’re looking for a Con job, you’ll have come to the right place.

Car won’t start ? Call Therese’s Terrific Timely Towing.

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Have a wander around – check out the latest articles on the left.  New commentators and contributors are most welcome. Details are in the “About”  which  is located at the top left of screen.

Please note, your first comment is moderated and might take a few hours if we’re busy behind the bar.  After that your comments and discussion will be almost instantaneous.

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We don’t pay, but you can certainly feel the love.

Regards,

Emmjay (aka Therese Trouserzoff)