At the arrival at Moscow airport we were met by our Russian guide and went through customs with some strange requests. We had to declare all our money and jewellery, including our watch and were given a receipt of both money and jewellery. We had to be able to show receipts of any money spent during our stay and also show the jewellery again before departure. We were told that one could get good money for any western type of clothes, especially western jeans etc. We were at the middle of Russia’s perestroika period and the freeing up was already having its effect whereby I did not get asked for any items of clothing and in fact so many young people wearing the same sort of fashion as in the west. Shops were almost nonexistent though. We were taken to a market place where women were queuing up and selling clothing or perhaps trading them for other items. I bought some apples that cost about five times as much as in Australia. We had a couple of Australian girls loaded up with enormous bags that everyone took turns with hauling to and from buses and trains. They told me they wanted mainly to go ‘shopping’. Shopping in Russia!
I loved everything about those two weeks. I know Stalin was not the most benevolent leader but has anyone experienced the Moscow subways? The hotel we stayed in had been used for foreign journalists during the Moscow Olympics in 1980 and we all had a room each with television that would show a screen that flickered somewhat. It was an enormous hotel with lifts and many floors. Underneath was a post office that sold stamps if they bothered opening up which they did most times after 1pm, but was usually delayed till 2.30pm. Each floor employed a lady at the end of the corridor who would just sit on a chair and watch televisions that would miraculously work. They watched comedy and much laughter would well across the corridor which gave the hotel a certain ambience and an air of easy going bonhomie. It seemed that Russia in transit with perestroika in full flight did still have ‘full employment’, especially of ladies that would just sit on a chair and watch television. Of course, that did not stay once western style capitalism became established. Watching from my window at the Moscow street scene below, I noticed men busy stirring things in a drum which was burning something. This they did all day, just standing around a smouldering drum.
My bathroom had of course all the necessities including a toilet that was erratic in its flushing habits. I suspect that water was in short supply and flushing could not be achieved when the cistern did not fill with water. From the sound of rushing water into the cistern I worked out the times when water was ‘on’ and saved this water for only the essential part of ablutions. Another architectural oddity was that the toilet’s waste pipe did not have an S bend; it just had a terracotta pipe going straight down but at an angle so absurd that one had to sit sideways, so that you could close the bathroom door and not be with knees pushing against the door. All in all, it gave me a good example how things can be different and this is what I mainly look for when elsewhere, a total difference.
My fellow travellers apart from the Moscow Library union man were doing the typical tourist thing of forever comparing how things were in Australia, and that by and large, Australia was far freer and superior and better in this and better in that. It started to grate me severely and I rebuked a couple when it came to having dinner at a restaurant connected to this Hotel. There were the usual complaints about how in Australia we cooked this and that, and had bigger steaks and what not else. There was a wedding going on and our food was the same as the wedding party which I thought was not only delicious but also genuinely Russian fare. There was borscht and piroshky and the wedding table was having such a good time that the moaning of my fellow travellers again about the food just made the bucket run over and I made the remark about the awfulness of dribbling meat pies and those brown streaked vegemite pieces of toast to our Russian guide. The horror of Australian food fortunately does not get a run in overseas restaurants except perhaps in some below pavement and well hidden dives in London’s Kangaroo court.
We went to see, of all composers, the folk opera/ballet of Porgy and Bess by George Gershwin at The Bolshoi Theatre. It was an unforgettable experience and the encores and applause went on forever. Nothing casual of the theatre goers though, everyone dressed up and obviously out for a good night. Our travel guide had dressed up for the occasion in a splendidly looking dress with golden little applications to hems and collar. Her name of Natasha was all in style as well.
There were sometimes fellow Russian students amongst us who were interested in Australian literature and to my surprise were much better informed than my Aussie travellers were in Russian writers. Of course they were also students; even so, I felt that the average Russian student had a keen interest in things away from materialism. Of course that long suffering society steeped for centuries in so much tragedy and misfortune with leaders imposing their murderous campaigns over and over again, could hardly be expected to contemplate the dribble of average weekly earnings or the state of cricket. While the Russian students knew Patrick White and even the recent P.Carey, they had not heard of Boris Pasternak and even Alexander Solzhenitsyn.



There I was singing in the shower ‘I still call Australia home’, nicely working up towards a positive week, and what do I get to read now?
This on the ABC News, JUST IN.
Australia is behind Mexico and Argentina in terms of its ability to meet greenhouse gas emissions targets, a report says.
The Climate Institute and European think-tank E3G released the report in the lead-up to next week’s G20 meeting in the US.
Australia ranked 15th in an analysis of its capacity to generate business in a low-carbon economy, the lowest position of any industrialised country.
The report also found Australia was in the bottom of the pack when it came to its share of meeting the global greenhouse gas target of 450 parts per million by 2020.
Australia came 16th, with only Turkey, Russia and Saudi Arabia requiring a bigger turnaround to get back on track.
Come on now, folks. Give me somefing to sing about. If the rising sea level is going to get into the Rock’s Argyle Cut and water will be lapping at Lane Cove’s shopping centre we will have to accept it as just punishment, won’t we?
There is no greater polluter than us. We are the worst, per head of population, and we are the worst in doing something about it.
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Fate is conspiring against your efforts to be positive gerard. But on the plus side, if you keep reading your computer in the shower you won’t have to worry about the future much longer. And you might hit that high note you’ve never quite managed to reach before.
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That’s a lovely shot of Moscow Metro Gerard… Do they allow buskers there?
😉
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My dad had a interesting experience in Moscow. He was staying at an intourist hotel, this was sometime in the early eighties, and he’d been warned that as westeners they’d be watched and the phones in the rooms doubled as bugs, so don’t say anything you couldn’t defend in a Russian court.
Not satisfied with this level of surveillance they also stationed particularly bad tempered baboushkas on each corridor to note the guests’ comings and goings.
Dad always fancied himself a ladies man and determined to crack her cold scolding look and get a smile from her. He was there for only a few days so this was an urgent turn. He plied her with “hello’s” and smiles. That didn’t work so he tried a little phrase book Russian, “Dobry vecher, baboushka, Rada tebya videt, kak pazhivayete?, with a big broad smile and engratiating body language.
“Nevazhna….” she replied with a scowl and fixing him with an evil look that said, “I think you’re a filthy decadent western spook!”
He offered her chocolate, Cadbury’s too. No result. She simply took the offered choc and pushed it deep into the inner recesses of the copious layers of clothing she wore, probably thinking the choc a bribe and best hidden.
On his last day he was preparing to leave the hotel and on his way down he came across the baboushka in her usual position but not displaying her usual alert and suspicious look. Instead Dad came across the old woman slumped in her hard backed chair, quietly weeping and looking at a photograph of a young man in a soldiers uniform. He said it broke his heart. He squatted next to her chair and taking her hands in his, he said he just sat there talking in English about the impenetrable meaning of loss, while she babbled and sobbed in Russian; neither of them understanding any more than the simply humanity of empathy and a commonality of grief. He couldn’t determine any more than that the boy was her grandson and he’d been killed. Later on the plane to Paris he thought it must have been Afghanistan.
Before he left he gave her his watch and camera. She could sell them and maybe the money would help. He said she smiled wanly, completely taking his meaning. She’d be dead now too, I suppose.
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I had to laugh at the difference between the two dads; yours bravely flirting with the surly unresponsive Babushka and Gerard’s dad shocked to the bone by been called ‘love’ or was it ‘luvvie’ by an indifferent Aussie shop keeper.
There’s enough there for two conferences!(Fawlty)
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I was momentarily taken aback the first time I was called ‘love’ by a stranger too. I associate it with certain English backgrounds.
I think perhaps Gez’s dad had had enough already. He lived through terrible times. Culture shock is a very real thing even in far easier and more salubrious circumstances. It’s also natural to meet chauvinsim with chauvinism.
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Everything is weird and wonderful when travelling but when we settle in distant lands on strange shores , we want it to be just like home; mum’s meatballs, snow at Christmas, holiday house on the lake not on the beach…
Most of us learn to appreciate the new things though. It takes about two years: the same time as it takes for the love fly out of many marriages…. 🙂
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The group that I went with on that Russian trip during the late eighties or so met in Singapore and continued on for those few weeks in Russia. One man called Les, had worked at the Lenin library in Moscow during the fifties and wanted to mainly go on this trip to try and meet up with his old work-mates.
Les was the ultimate larrikin Aussie, always managed to get a crate of Australian beer. He came from Tin Can Bay, Queensland and we got on very well. He suffered a mild heart attack in the St Petersburg Hotel came back after a couple of days and after another crate of beer had another attack.
All the hospital and ambulance costs were met by our host, Russia, not just for Les, but for all tourists at that time who would chance to get ill.
We lost contact after his second attack. I regret being so stupid and non inquisitive to never have found out how he managed to work in a library in Russia during the fifties. He was a strong union man, so perhaps that was the link. Perhaps an exchange worker?
In any case, before the trip I bought a Russian made camera at a Balmain Chemist. The shutter mechanism was so sturdy that it would bounce back after the shutter was releashed. I took lots of B&W photos, they all work reasonably well, except that part of the left side of every shot had a white double exposure problem. The photos might well re-surface now that we are starting to delve into the boxes underneath other boxes. Some of the boxes have ribbons around them. Why?
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Another funny story, this time from an earlier trip, that had Dad landing in Athens for a layover and connect.
He went through the wrong door at the airport and found himself forced to the floor and surrounded by automatic weapons. You’d think he could talk his way out of it and he almost did, ’til they took a closer look at his RSL badge. You know the sort of thing, shield shaped with the usual three servicemen marching resolutely to the right, (their POV), and topped off with a crown and the year. They questioned him in a rather vigorous manner for a few hours.
This was during the time of the colonels or generals or whatever they were, (Ato T2, there’s some Greek mythology for you!), and they thought he was part of some clandestine and mysterious military organisation. Though if he were why would he advertise the fact? Logic may be one of the wonders that we have from the Greeks but there was precious little logic being shown that day. The confusion continued until a new guard turned up. He’d grown up in Melbourne, set them all straight. “He’s a soldier just like us!” Dad hurriedly explained that he had been a soldier but that the RSL was just for memories.
That was when the retsina came out and it was all old pals reminiscing on their various military services.
It often seemed like my father couldn’t turn round without turning it into an adventure. I’ve had a pretty full life but it’s not a jot on his.
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Couldn’t read it all because I twitter in 140 characters at the moment – love the toilet (94).
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I luv u Misus Luv (13).
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Friends had an identical antique, English toilet pan with a cistern about 2.5 m from the floor. One could sit in style, then watch the effluent disappear with Kusciusko hydroelectric damn gusto. Craptastic, as my teenager says.
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Gez, fancy you getting defensive when your Aussie travelling mates bagged Russian food. Now you know how Voice feels when you critisize all things Australian.
What’s wrong with Vegemite, it’s bloody beautiful !
PS. Who is that curmudgeon in the little photo at the bottom your story? Is it you?
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Gerard’s mouth and his feet seem to have voted differently from each other.
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Voice, now it must his heart that’s talking; he’s reciting Henry Lawson’s poetry to grandsons and singing in the shower (in falcetto voice): I still call Australia home…
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