
There was an opportunity to teach English to the many Greek and Italian migrants on board and I offered my services to the Australian Migration Officer who organized all the documentation for them as well as giving English lessons by the use of English proficient travellers. My group was about thirty or so of Greek men and women and their children. I knew I had a knack for teaching and was often accused of acting as one, you know the type, always trying to give opinions, wanted or not. At the same time I joined the ship’s chess competition and during those few weeks slowly climbed up the chess ‘on board hierarchy’. It was rumoured that the ship’s doctor was a bit of a ‘master’ and remembering the reverence I had for my uncle in Amsterdam I thought I would be lucky to reach the level high enough and play against him.
The English lessons were going very well, if there is one thing that I learnt about Greeks is that they love laughter. The English lessons at the beginning, was mainly by pointing out items or persons and saying the word in English and then writing the word on a black board. Apart from ‘stavros and mavros’, I did not know much Greek at all. So, pointing to a female was ‘woman’ after which ‘she’ would be ventured. A man was ‘he’. They were quick witted and soon understood and laughed uproariously when pointing to a girl and asked if it was a ‘he’.
The next lesson was about people having different trades or professions, carpenters, nurses, butchers, typists etc. Greeks are very capable and when coming to the word ‘painter’ and imitating the slapping of paint brushes against a surface, several hands would fly up indicating they were painters. Amazingly and very funny was when the trade of butcher was explained, many of the painters hands went up again, they were both painters and butchers. However, when nurses came up and I went to the previous bi-capable tradesmen to ask if they were nurses as well, the whole lot went into convulsions

They were the most responsive group of people I have known. I wonder now, forty years on, what happened to all that enthusiasm and cheerfulness. No doubt many are grandparents, many might have passed away and many have children who became doctors, professors, wealthy entrepreneurs and some might have returned to Greece. That is life, and I won the chess competition as well.
The Greeks are good cooks, spanokopitas in particular
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Anthony Quinn could have taught the dancing girls to put a bit more passion into their stride; they seem somewhat unsteady on their feet…
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Hi gerard,
Just to let you know that I do read all your writings, but don’t always comment. It’s hard to say something meaningful (if I knew any meaningful stuff) at times anyway.
I mention it because sometimes when I flick through the sories, including Hung and Asty2, it looks as if they are ignored, because there’s only a few of us.
What more can I say….
Oh yeh I found an old black and white photo of me at school in Den Haag. I was wearing my English school uniform; which makes sense I suppose, as it was during term and it was appropriate to be dressed as a schoolboy.
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Agree, just keep em coming
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Anthony Quinn was wonderful, Gez, perfetto. Thanks for finding this one , just for me…
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H, Gez has mail!
I remember… I remember… I remember when only after a few weeks in Oz, my English teacher took me along to his (voluntary) night classes of English, so that I could explain to my fellow countrymen and women what went on. Barely a word of English in me ‘ead but there I was explaining! Mates, did I feel my ‘ead swelling! My chest puffing up, my heart beating with pride! I don’t know what my countrymen did but I must have been the quickest learner in that class! Had to be!
You should have been around during parent-teacher nights when this teacher spoke to my parents and my sister did the interpreting! I could have asked anything in the world from them and they’d give it to me. Mind you, sis wasn’t too bad ‘erself, though lots more modest!
No better way to learn anything than by teaching it.
Lovely stuff, Gez! Certainly tickled the feathers on my cap!
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Thank you atomou,
Glad you liked the story. You made my evening. There is nothing quite as enjoyable as praise, and nothing like a Greek’s enthusiasm for life.
Here’s another ouzo and let’s dance the Zorba solitaire, leap upon the Thessaloniki’n tavern table and show our exhuberance once again.
Ok, on the Pig’s Arm table then. Where are the wedges, but no pink drinks or pints of trotters!
Ouzo just this night.
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Gez, it’s great to share your stories here at the Pig’sArms. Many thanks.
It reminds me of my teaching the Iraqi asylum seekers at Fairfield a few years back (the Americans invaded when we were at lesson 6 of my sessions – as a trainee ESL teacher).
It was the best and most nourishing work I’ve ever done – but sadly not viable since there was no pay – neither expected nor possible. A man in his 60’s came up to me after the first lesson, shook my hand and said “thank you, my teacher”. I was chuffed !
Another younger student in his thirties had been a tutor at Baghdad uni in Economics. His English was pretty good. He used to ask mischievious questions like “What means ‘rooted” ?” – referring to his illegal workplace – as a brickies labourer – he new very well that his workmates were not talking about horticulture. Possibly another kind of hor~.
It was a great time – and after being fucked around my Howards Immigration Department – all the students were allowed to stay.
But it was also very stressful when the Americans bombed the mobile phone exchange and there was no more communications with loved ones left behind.
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Many of my friends in London were Asylum escapees…
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Gerard, lovely story, like most times. Only one complaint; I was expecting some Greek machos doing the Zorba. Please add an extra pic!
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Here we are Helvi. I hope this is to your liking, let me know?
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And a youthful Alan Bates. Who was superb in that wonderful American Film Theatre production of “Butley”.
I loved Zorba too.
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