The cleaning at Roger’s Chains factory lasted just a few weeks, by which time I had earned some money which I gave towards the family for saving better accommodation. I kept some which I put in a tin. My regular weekly spending was for a small packet of Graven A filter cigarettes, and the occasional orange drink called Fanta. An apple pie, just once a week was a special treat.

My next job, without even losing one day was at another engineering factory, just a few streets behind the old job. It was run and owned by a man with just one leg. I seemed to be destined to meet creatures with missing limbs! Why was that so? Was life so fraught with accidents or danger here in Australia, that, people, dogs and cars would so casually go without important parts? The owner’s other leg was made of something artificial, perhaps wood, that used to creak when he slowly walked around the factory floor. Did the leg’s hinges need lubricating?
His house was just in front of the factory. I sometimes used to see the wife. She was very prim and proper and polite; contend to mind the petunias in the front garden, and keeping well away from the factory. The factory owner always had a cigarette hanging from his mouth which made the (bad)word fucking even more sinister sounding. The F seemed to go on forever, hissing with spittle as a lubricant. He did obey the rule though of never saying that in front of his wife.
The job of cleaning the factory floor was sometimes relieved by learning to work on machinery, a capstan lathe and milling machines, making nuts or bolts, putting threads on them, in fact, a bit of skill creeping into my daily routine. In the meantime I had saved for an old bicycle and saved bus money by travelling to and from work by bike.
The job was not what I intended to do when still back in Holland. I had some vague idea of studying to become an aircraft engineer. Sweeping a factory and buying lunches for factory workers was not all that inspiring, nor was the blatant homosexual capers that used to be played out very edifying. The non-stop pretend buggering was endemic, and the tolerance towards it staggering. Here was a really curious bit of factory culture. Most of the adult workers were married, had families or if not married, spoke about their girlfriends. Yet, it was almost as if all that homosexual pretend buggering was proof of being hetero sexual. To not partake in it, as I refused to do, was considered to be sissy. The social gatherings at that time showed similar traits. To be with women at a party was seen as having ‘poofter’ inclinations. You would not want to be seen with the opposite sex as this was being ‘soft’ and not masculine. Perhaps it had again something to do with the acute shortage of women during those penal times some decades before, and many just had to do with what was available and that was each other, and of the same sex. Old habits die hard. Another habit was to stick fingers up an unexpected worker’s bum through overalls or apron. It was called ‘dating’.

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I like the cartoon.
A man goes to see his orthopedist. He has a very bad limp and seems to be in some pain.
“Doc, I need you to look at my leg. It hasn’t been right since footy practice the other night.”
“Let’s get an X-ray.” which he duly does.
After examining the X-ray images he turns and says to his patient, “I’ve got some bad news and some good news. The bad news is you have a greenstick fracture of your tibia.”
“Bugger!”
“Yes, but the good news is, we can fix it in PhotoShop!”
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It’s a very funny story, dearest, I had to laugh about what you had to say about ‘dating’; I was always a little careful about showing that I liked an Aussie bloke, it was often interpreted as ‘fancying one’…
Luckily things are changing…
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Another tobacco story…….another post of my posts:) Peace bruv.
Julian Says:
January 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm | Reply
I remember buying a pack of red label Peter Styvesant in Den Haag and smoking one in the posh new toilets on the main street in Rotterdam. Well posh many moons ago and very unlike English public toilets.
I was only fifteen and had to hide from grown ups. I only took it up because of peer pressure at school.
Haven’t had one for one score and fifteen.
* Anonymously, joked Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:32 am | Reply
That’s boring Jules. Tell us about your erections in Den Haag????
o Anonymously, joked Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:37 am
Oh, OK then AJ.
I stayed with a family that we had met on The Willum Ruys, the liner that we travelled to Indonesia on.
We stayed friends in DJakarta and subsequently the families stayed with each other on occasion.
They had a daughter the same age as me.
o Anonymously, joked Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:38 am
I think that you meant to change your name in the name box Jules!!!
Any way, no matter. What happened??
o Julian Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
Well we became firm friends. And I’ve had a penchant for yoghurt and apple sauce ever since.
o Anonymously, joked Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:41 am
What do you mean by that? Are you being suggestive?
o Julian Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:45 am
No, not at all.
The Dutch are simply mad for apple sauce and plain yoghurt. We used to have it morning noon and night. Even apple sauce and chips.
I loved Holland, we visited several times after that. I remember buying a whole edam cheese and taking it back to boarding school in England. I shared it out after lights out.
o Anonymously, joked Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:49 am
So apart from the girls Jules, how did you like the Naydoorlaandce?
o Julian Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:52 am
We used to go to Scheveningen, where there was a beach and a pier.
I remember loving Chocomel, a milky flavoured drink served cold. Usually with……..Chips and fucking apple sauce!!
o Anonymously, joked Says:
January 5, 2010 at 11:56 am
Now now Jules, enogh of that naughty un-Christmas-like language.
You know that you should be out in the garden loading your trailer that you have borrowed back.
Take your bad language off to the tip. Bugger orff!
../../……..
And my first job was putting out deck chairs on a beach. collecting ninepence for each session, or 1/3 for the day—then collecting them at the end of the day.
I was studying drama in between and fancied myself as an actor.
Note to gerard…My father was an aircraft engineer.
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Julian, I never was a smoker, but not for a lack of trying.
Did you go to an acting school, or were you just dreaming and counting on your good looks?
These days you don’t have to know how to act, if you look right you can become a celebrity…how depressing. This is why we have all those Paris Hiltons…
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I did go to a small acting school and was hoping to go to RADA. It was very tight nit in those days.
However, I had an accident on a scooter (Google mods and scooters) and ended up in hospital minus 6 teeth, a fractured cheek and a split palate.
Put me out of action for a while and I turned to other things. Though I still harboured the desire for years.
Anyway I can act in real time now.
I can be a hero one day and a pest the next….wink wink;)
And thanks for asking.
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My first job was pumping petrol at a service station. Some of the customers that came in were very full on. A young woman used to come in and change her top while I was filling her car up. I think she got a thrill out of flashing her boobs to a young boy. It was very difficult not to look.
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Don’t worry too much about those boobs from the past. Have a happy birthday instead and be glad to just blow all those candles on the cake.
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Thanks Gez
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My first boob observations were in Bali, in the days when the girls thought it natural to walk topless. It was prior to the tourist infestations.
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