By Neville Cole
“So my friend,” Wolfgang interrupts deliberately shifting the conversation. “How is it you chose to end up here tonight? How did you get here?”
“I’ve been wandering around this area for years,” the bearded stranger replied matter-of-factly.
“You walked here?” Wolfgang exclaimed. “Now that’s a story!” Justin sat up sharply as if he’d just remembered a really big secret and leaned over to Wolfgang.
“He has been living in one of the El Moyo huts for a week. We blew it down this morning so I invited him to come up to the lawn tonight.
“You really walked here?” Wolfgang repeated.
“Walked, rode, drove, flew…I’ve done it all,” the stranger replied.
“He came right across the Sudan. It’s a miracle no one shot him.”
“I got shot at,” the stranger replied. “I just never got hit.”
The way our new friend told it, he’d had been a traveller from birth. Here is an abbreviated version of his story as he leaked it out in dribs and drabs during the course of the entire meal.
He described riding across southern Europe as a child in a gypsy caravan. His father apparently doctored farm animals and traded horses. He described picking pockets while his mother told fortunes at fairs. He talked of moving to Paris and how his parents struggled to keep the family together working in a factory. In Paris he said he first discovered Marxism, Existentialism, and Sartre. Then as a well-read, seventeen year old, he struck out on his own. Drifting first to Spain and then on to Morocco he said his travels thorough North Africa proved to him that, although Europe was his birthplace, his spiritual homeland was Africa. This was the land of the nomad, he said. His political leanings had faded somewhat over the years but he never tired of travelling. Somehow he managed to get by, primarily because he was well trained on getting by with just about nothing. He spoke English, French, Romany, and enough Swahili to trade for just about anything he needed. He was currently undertaking a solo stroll generally along the length of the Rift Valley but was more than willing to accept any ride anywhere down as many unchartered paths as possible. He admitted that actually rode a good portion of the way across the Sudan aboard a World War Two MAN troop carrier with a bunch of Dutch evangelicals headed for Cape Town. His method of funding this existential pilgrimage was unclear but he did at several points in the story offer up a number of blunts, which were summarily passed around. His story, which I believed to be about twenty percent accurate, seemed to have the desired affect on the models, one of them had moved so close to him she could have been sitting on his lap. She either was very turned on by his tale or really liked grass. Of course, the girls had pretty much been limited to a small crew of workmates for the past few months, so they were probably more than normally interested in some fresh meat.
As our epic dinner ends I look over to John. He has the stare of a Vegas gambler who’s been beaten by lousy bluff. He is obviously used to being the centre of attention and riding in the back of the Bearded Wonder’s bus isn’t sitting well. I can see him searching for a bone to pick.
“So, my gypsy friend,” he smiles suspiciously. “You must play guitar, don’t you? Isn’t that a required part of Romany education.
“Of course,” the stranger replies. “I play a little guitar.”
“Wolfgang,” John raises to his feet with some difficulty. “Do you still have the guitars Peter left here all those years ago? We need some party music. My friend wants to play us a gypsy song and I will see if I can play along.”
Peter Beard’s vintage guitars are summoned and after some brief tuning by both players the stranger strums a slow progression then picks out a simple melody line. John joins in with a dramatic flourish. The two play together for a short time but it is evident that each is trying to out do the other and take the lead; however, once they each realize that they were both pretty damn good, they settle down and we all get up to dance. Just another night at the Oasis; dancing under the stars to dueling gypsy guitars. The wine, the warm, steady breeze off the lake, the delicious food, the company, the philosophy and the laughter quickly drain my dwindling energy and by twelve-thirty, when the rest of the group is just getting going, I excuse myself and drift back to my room to sleep. I have made it. This is what I’ve been longing for – peace at last.


Nice story Neville… I’ve also read your other stories, but haven’t had time to comment on them all since my recent break. I must say, however that you tell a good tale… I do so love travellers’ tales, most particularly; we are all ‘Odysseus’! Your ‘bearded stranger’ reminds me of my own vagabond youth, although it was spent in Europe; and I ended up in Oz… although ‘ended up’ is perhaps a little premature; I still get itchy feet!
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I should have added, first or last, ‘nicely written Neville’.
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“Boing”, said Zebedee.
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The gypsies have travelled from India across the world, settling in Egypt and Europe; influencing music and culture along the way.
I remember seeing them in England years ago camping in the most unlikely places. And always cooking geese, duck or pheasant. Funny that!
Freeborn Man of the Traveling People
(Ewan MacColl)
I am a freeborn man of the traveling people
Got no fixed abode, with nomads I am numbered
Country lanes and byways were always my ways
Never fancied being lumbered
O we knew the woods, all the resting places
And the small birds sang when wintertime was over
Then we’d pack our load and be on the road
They were good old times for the rover
There was open ground where a man could linger
Stay a week or two for time was not your master
Then away you’d jog with your horse and dog
Nice and easy, no need to go faster
Now and then you’d meet up with other travelers
Hear the news or else swap family information
At the country fairs, we’d be meeting there
All the people of the traveling nation
All you freeborn men of the traveling people
Every tinker, rolling stone, or gypsy rover
Winds of change are blowing, old ways are going
Your traveling days will soon be over
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Love this poem. thanks for the kind words.
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Thanks Neville.
A good story which brought back memories of Gypsy families that used to try and stop travellers on the original Hume Highway past Liverpool.
It was on my first exploration of Australia in 1957 on a Lambretta motor scooter. During a few weeks I travelled through the Snowy Mountains via Mansfield and Adaminaby, Yarrangobilly caves and on my way to Melbourne and back to Sydney. I don’t think it was in that order but who cares?
I remember getting my face burned to a crisp and the Gundagai Tuckerbox Dog was a bit of a let-down.
Earth’s self upholds this monument
To conquerors who won her,
When wooing was dangerous
And now are gathered unto her again.” ( By Brian Fitzpatrick)
Anyway, on the return trip a colourful and very beautiful Gypsy girl flagged me down and asked me to tell my future. She could only do this if I could give her the feel of a penny. I took a penny out of my pocket but noticed a couple of Gypsy boys getting on the scene.
I declined to have my future read and with a goodbye and the Lambretta at full throttle , I left quickly. I was about 16 or 17 then and still remember putting the penny in her soft palm.
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GT 200?
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150 cc, probably a 1953 model. The trip was about 1957 or so.
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I started with a Velocette (spelling?), then graduated to a Vespa 125 before I hit the big time with the Lambretta GT 200.
Wrapped up on a beach road, when I had an accident that I wrote about before.
Went on to a Kawasaki later. But it was only for fun. Beating the traffic around Central London.
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You must have a taste for ‘extreme sports’ Julian; riding a motorcycle around Central London certainly qualifies as such…
I also loved Trillian’s line from the HHG, just after having saved the ‘Heart of Gold’ with a speccy manouevre, that she had learned the move whilst ‘…going round Hyde Park Corner on my moped’…
I remember it well from experience on my old German MZ 125, which I ‘upgraded’ to after my Honda 90 finally gave up the ghost in Nottingham on a ride up from the Big Smoke. I used to ride the MZ up every day from Putney… and back again, in the rush hour! Hyde Park Corner was on my way there and back… so Trillian’s words have a very special meaning for me!
Would not have liked to have had to drive a car though… a small bike, moped or scooter can weave in and out of the traffic when it builds up at the lights, and this can cut hours (literally, sometimes) off one’s travelling time… but you gotta watch out for those b****** taxi drivers! They think they own the road, and they seem to nurse a particular hatred of motorcyclists…
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Oops… that should have read: “I used to ride the MZ up every day from Putney to Greek Park, whilst working for Paris House in Bruton Street, W1.”
That’ll teach me to post first and proofread second!
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Dammit! I meant, ‘Green Park’… I must be missing Atomou!
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Everyone’s missing atomou, T2. Sigh.
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what a great gypsy moment. they do pop up in the strangest places sometimes. A friend of mine fell for one of their tricks on a highway in Iowa of all places. Apparently they spotted him at the airport and managed to drive a small nail into the tire of his rental car at the airport then turn up on the side of the road to offer to help fix your flat tire. In the short minute they had him confused and before he could shoo them away…one was able to open the back of his car and steal a brand new $30,000 pro video camera. He had a fun time explaining to our boss that a bunch of gypsies in Iowa stole his equipment. You were most wise to ride away quickly.
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I remember once, whilst busking at the entrace to Kensington Road underground station, a young gypsy girl gave me a bunch of heather; she was selling them to passersby as ‘lucky heather’, but didn’t charge me anything… ‘Lucky’ or not, I was soon moved on by the stationmaster anyway, though I appreciated the thought.
Whilst busking in the South of France I was invited to take a drink with a couple of Romanies who had been sitting on a cafe terrace, listening to my performance. They told me quite definitively that, because I was homeless, I was a traveller, and because at the time I wore a single ear-ring, and was currently making my living by busking for the tourists, that meant I too was a gypsy, ‘un gitane; juste comme nous!’; I felt strangely privileged…
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I love it Neville. Travelling is hugely attractive, and gypsies are not the only people who do it for years. On my modest travels I met a big strong Alan Quartermain type who had been around Africa a lot. He told me he carried a gun there. I decided on the spot that it was well out of my league.
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Those Quartermain types still do exist but not in the numbers they once did. John Allen’s grandfather – Bunny Allen – was one of the last of the great white hunters in Kenya. He was most famous for taking Hemmingway on safari many time…but I think I have already told this tale.
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Nev, you’ll have to twist MJ’s arm and make him let you post in larger chunks. Reading these snippets is a little frustrating. The literary equivalent of playing peek-a-boo with a baby. Lots of fun but a little frustrating.
“Here’s the story”, “Now it’s finished”, “here’s some more”, “that’s not quite enough”
But I’m loving it all the same.
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Point taken.
I will offer Neville the Freedom of the Pig’s Sportsmen’s Bar and relax the word limit provided he promises not to try and slip War and Peace past.
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Oh there’s an opening for me then???
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There’s a word limit?
I thought the 1,000 words thing was just a guidline… at least, I’ve always used it as such (and you all know my fondness for that famous quote by Sir Douglas Bader about rules and regulations!) I know I’ve often exceeded it; sometimes by almost double… I do hope I haven’t offended anyone!
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Hi T2 – for a while there I was trying to see whether one could put together a coherent piece in 500 to 1,000 words. It was s0 I could put up a post and get on with life – but keep the pressure to writ on – so to speak. Got hammered by the first mate for playing and not doing paying work – so that fell by the wayside.
I’m relaxed about the number of words in a piece, but I AM mindful that the web is not the same thing as a piece of paper or several pages in a book.
I’ll leave it up to you.
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Thanks again Warrigal for the encouragement. I’ve had a busy few weeks and am struggling at the moment to keep a few chapters ahead but I will work on a few more readable chunks moving forward. I do like getting these out fairly quickly to see which parts people respond to. It is actually helping me move the story arc into a few areas I had not considered at first. Cheers.
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Your bearded friend wasn’t obviously travelling in Finland, maybe his father was dealing in those white horses of Camargue in France.
The small Finnish village where I spent my childhood used to get visits by groups of Gypsies from time to time. My mum used to lock the house and close the curtains; all the neighbours did the same, fearing thieving.
Only my dad, the lovely generous person he was, went out to talk to them and gave their horses some hey and water and something to eat to the people as well. Of course he also smoked a cigarette with them…
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Your Dad sounds like a nice bloke, Helvi… I remember my brothers and I being forbidden to play with the gypsy children when they used to camp near where we used to lived in Peterlee, County Durham; but we used to play with them anyway! I think Mum was scared they’d steal us away or something… but they never did US any harm.
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