A peculiar incident of Australian easy going culture that we experienced during those early years was when mother had to be hospitalised for a couple of weeks. She had those mysterious stays in hospitals occasionally. Perhaps it was woman trouble or varicose vein disturbances. I never really found out, but considering she only died a few years ago at the sound age of 94, I feel that her health overall was well taken care off.
During the first few months on own block with dwelling, we had knocked up some kind of chicken pen. John had gone to the City markets called Paddy Markets and came home with about six leghorns travelling by train. The chooks were carried in a hessian bag with their heads sticking out of holes specifically made for breathing purpose. The train was crowded and standing place only. John had no option but to stand in the area between carriages and hold onto a post with one hand and hold the bag of chooks above his head with the other. Fellow travellers were being entertained by being stared upon by the beady eyes of the somewhat nervous leghorns above them.
Now, during the hospital period we had some kind of domestic help from the government or perhaps the local church. She was in her late fifties and was one of those ‘old girls ‘that looked as if she would play bingo and frequent the ladies lounge at the local. She was bone idle but as kind as a raffle ticket. Her main job was to cook a meal for the evening when all kids and dad would be home. The routine was simple; lamb, spuds and boiled vegetables. Later on, we were told by neighbours, that during the day she would saunter up to the Revesby pub (with the round dome) and have ‘a couple’ before coming back and prepare the meal…
Her speciality however was the dessert. This dessert was a very sweet fruit mince type of cake, a bit like a Christmas type pudding but, and this is amazing, she had taken the rounded domed water dish from the chook pen to make the cake in. It must have had the perfect shape for the cake! Now, we knew what happened to the water dish. Each time the dish was returned to the chooks she would without as much as batting her eyelids take the dish back to make yet another cake. To make sure the chickens were not without water, she would put a normal saucepan in the pen. As it turned out, most of the young leghorns turned out to be roosters. No eggs. Was this another variant on the three legged creatures? Many times, when the kids came home from school, she would be found snoring away from an alcohol induced torpor.


Is the bloke in the red jacket Merv or Manne, they do look a bit alike….
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I think this takes ‘making do’ to the extreme.
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Now, what I want to know is: can you catch Bird Flu by eating sticky cake baked in a tin bowl found in the chicken run…(perhaps not washed before either).
On the other hand, they say that the best environment for kids to become strong and to build good immune system is: a farm. I believe it has been beneficial for me to have washed my hair in cow’s urine as a six year old…
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Hmmm, I’ve certainly trodden in… and fallen in, my share of cowpats and horses d’oovers in my childhood; had all the usual childhood diseases. We used to have ‘disease catching parties’ whenever one of our cousins caught chicken pox or measles or mumps or something; the idea was to ‘get it over and done with’ and then you were immune, you see. But as an adult I’ve been fairly healthy, I’m happy to say. I think there is something to be said for perhaps not being too fastitdiously ‘hygenic’…
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Sorry, I meant ‘fastidiously hygenic’… who invented this time of morning anyway?!
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I tend to agree. We should ban all of these handwashes, detergents and sprays that are full of antiseptics. They only encourage the emergence of super-bacteria.
I grew up in the city, but, in those days Dad managed to get hold of trailer loads of spent mushroom compost, blood and bone and cow-sh*& (or just ‘cowsh’, for us kids to spread on the garden.
Today all of this stuff is sold in bags, homogenised, sterilised, and de-nutritionalised!!
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..sorry, omitted a bracket.
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Asty & Big M, I seriously think that growing up on the farm and having had busy parents, too busy to keep on watchful eye on all the nine of us has been beneficial to my health (robust) and also my mental health,we were left free to deal with issues that today’s kids are not even allowed to experience…
These days bad things lurk everywhere. in the past they did too; we had to learn to deal with things…
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Gez, The Revesby Pacific – with the dome. I like the term “kind as a raffle ticket” and the tucker is TOTALLY authentic according to my childhood experience.
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