After finally having a dry day and the visitors departure, we decided to use the lull during the last very hectic few weeks, to sneak in and do a shop at Aldi’s. We wouldn’t cook anything, just a piece of fresh salmon, perhaps left for a half hour in a mixture of mirin, ginger and some soya sauce, before frying for a few minutes. Perhaps with micro-waved spuds and some butter. That’s all.
Anyway, after spreading our items on the conveyor together with the green bags to prove we were not stealing, I found an utterly deserted and lonely shopping list at the bottom of the stainless steel trolley .
It had: Fruit,sardine,mince, ice cream, salami, apple juice, salami.
Of a curious nature, especially about the shopping and dietary habits of others, I read the list. Of course, I noticed the doubling up of salami. The list was written on a winning NSW lottery ticket receipt of $ 14.25
It was made out to a Mrs Kafka. This explained the twice mentioned ‘salami’. No one with a Kafka name background and nationality could possibly risk going without salami. They invented salami.

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I love ‘BEAUT’ and then under it ‘AND’.
They are all I need to get HIGH
(Hands, knees and boompsy daisies).
🙂
by Sandshoe written especially as a gift for Gerard Oosterman in celebration of Mrs Kafka’s Shopping List.
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…as impervious as discombobulated?
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One wonders if the lottery win was enough to pay for the groceries.
And yet another fabulous G Original. Naive and yet, somehow impervious, (yes, that’s the word). I particularly like the blue and red background under the “scraps”. A nice connection to the “scrap” shopping list too.
Keep ’em comin’ G.
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There’ll be a small prize for the best “Kafka” joke with extra consideration given to entries that include multiple references from G’s piece.
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The double reference salami is very kafkaesque 🙂
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This calls out for a caftan. Mrs Kafka’s has been provided short shrift. It’s a shift.
I thought that wasn’t too bad. 🙂
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