A plucky knitting man.

Turning up at Bowral Rail station for yet another trip to Sydney, I bought my ticket on a cool autumn morning. This time without Helvi, she decided to attend to domestic stuff. The bathroom needed wiping and there was ‘dust everywhere’.
I needed some tuning to my hearing aids as the level of irritation from repeating even the simplest utterances by others were not audible enough for me to respond to satisfactory to those doing the uttering. This I get done in Sydney. Hence my date with a train this morning
I bought a return ticket, and as the Bowral Southern wind was blowing and the temperature indicator in the car was 11c, I took shelter in the waiting room. There was another person seated there and he was knitting. He was a man of about 40, neatly dressed in a tweed Colbert and nicely pressed pants, shirt and tie, smart footwear. I was surprised but not as unsettled as some that entered this waiting room and quickly left when spotting the male in the act of knitting. The knitter had a ball of green wool in a plastic bag and, as far as I could make out, had progressed to having about 20 cm of a knitted length of some garment. I thought it might have been the beginning of a scarf. It brought back memories of my introduction of knitted stuff many years ago. When about 3 or4 my dear mum knitted our underpants. The trauma never left me and I remember the itch as if it was only yesterday.
When the train arrived, I was further surprised that the knitter also travelled with a bicycle. The bicycle was parked outside the waiting room and I had already, prematurely as it turned out, thought the bike belonged to a young man with heavy boots and a vast arrangements of rings through his lips, nose and eyebrows. I was badly mistaken!
The well dressed knitter clambered aboard and hooked his bike vertically in a special little compartment that the train provided. He sat down and took out his plastic bag, continued knitting.
I am not as distant from knitting as most of you, although I hate to make presumptions. All kids in Holland were taught knitting when I went to school. I can still knit but reverted to only the simplest of stitch or knot. I got corrupted by a knitting machine when living in Holland with our kids, and used to turn out smart little garments that were snapped up years ago at the Balmain market stalls.
Strange, how knitting seems to have died out. People now seem to do the pearl and knit on their mobiles. On the way home, from Central to Revesby a woman behind me had a continuous conversation without a breather. I looked around, she was on a mobile! An attractive dark girl was also talking loudly but into the air, she had a kind of clip on her blouse that must have absorbed or amplified her talking. When that stopped she was furiously pushing her mobile buttons, non- stop till Campbelltown.
Who pays for all that, I wondered?
I knever knew a knitter, but I knew a pheasant plucker.
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And I knew a fucking peasant.
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Haven’t knitted anything lately. I’ve just basted some lamb chops with a chopped-up mixture of Rosemary and anchovies. Some spice on Butternut pumpkin and shall barbecue the lot with some red capsicums a little later.
Lehan wrote a nice piece for the U/L.
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I knitted a jumper once.
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Did it fit around the shoulders? Raglan sleeves, fair-isle stitch?
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It was classic and fancy and was a dark red/wine colour. It took two years to finish and it lasted my husband 20 years before it began to unravel. He then wore it as a work jumper for another 10 years when it was given the last rites on a bonfire.
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Now, there are knitting machines that you can feed a pattern in. You press a button, and the garment gets done without manually having to add or take off stitches.
The cheapness of imported fashion has taken the edge of making stuff unless one has a creative bend and like individuality in looks.
I keep fondling my pair of RM Williams I bought 2 days ago for $370.- Am getting my other 12 year old pair heeled. You can’t knit shoes!
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I know supposedly creative women with super duper sewing machines that download patterns from the internet, no intelligence or creativity required, just add cotton!
I have a coupe of pairs of good quality Australian made shoes that get reheeled now and then. No, you can’t knit shoes, and you can’t make strawberry jam out of shit (as my old man says)!
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When you use shit sagely, spread it around a bit and put in some strawberry seedlings, it could finally produce a very nice jam. You do need a thickening agent!
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…with a nice thick straw mulch!
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Gez, I have to confess, I am a failed knitter. My Mom was a brilliant knitter (much to my embarrassment as schoolkid – where everyone else’s mum bought factory machine knitted jumpers.
My problem – after Mom cast on for me was that I was a knitter of triangles – meaning for the non-knitters at the pub that I was a chronic stitch-dropper. I don’t actually know how this happens – but what started out as a square or an oblong turns into a triangle – which kind of makes it effing useless unless you want to spend the rest of your life stitching them together.
I think my Dad was secretly pleased that I was hopeless at knitting because therefore I was obviously not a poofter.
I asked Mom about why she gave up knitting in her 60s and she said that the cost of wool was so high that the materials for a man’s home knit jumper was between $100 and $200. For which you could get a Rolls Royce one from DJs and have change.
She also said her arms got tired and her hands ached a bit.
But ! I still have a few home knits she did for me in the 1970’s when I was a poor and cold Uni student. I have to admit that one has seen a few too many winter sailing series……
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I have to confess to having once knitted a jumper for my ex. I did not find it relaxing, nor pleasurable. I have never taken up the needles since. I do remember being one of the few kids at school with ‘povvo’ hand knitted jumpers!
Sounds very European, cycling to the station, then filling in time with knitting. Thought Gez would feel right at home.
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Bathroom needs wiping, wow, do not let it wait…!
Had a lovely day, had my nails done, visited three bookshops, looked at some boots and other winter gear…
Sadly not many shops about anymore that still sell knitting wool , nothing more relaxing than knitting a scarf…I have too many already…better check whose birthday is next.
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