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Just because I went to school it did not mean I learnt much. The spelling of words eluded me, but not the art of reading. At 56 I am eloquent in the use of words but never caught up with spelling. This is why I don’t write much but talk a lot and do some reading only to find the words that I can copy in order to write. I copy them, letter by letter. It is a slow process.
Just after my school days which did not come soon enough I met up with mates that were on par with my sense of adventure, mischief, and a desperate need to taste a life unshackled by boring school assemblies, studying or needless spelling. We would rather use ‘speaking words’ by sitting on the fence at Muswellbrook’s Bridge spitting rings in the water and jingling coins in our pockets, the bravado outpacing our deeds, but only just. We were rearing to do something, something worthwhile or dangerous. It would prove to be a difficult journey to combine both. Our use of the spoken words outstripped the written ones by odds of hundred to one. The books that I grew up with were two. The book of psalms and a well worn bible. My mum swore by the bible. Telling fibs we never dared when forced by mum to swear by the bible. It was part of our family group and included mum’s sister. She was dark skinned, not married and no kids.
Of course, even at my school when letters and spelling reared its head first I somehow lost interest when the outside world with the creeks, tree climbing and catching goannas adventures became threatened by having to listen to the monotonous ranting of Miss teacher and her dripping snotty nose insisting on the importance of letter ‘c’ or ‘z’. I would so much rather cut a piece of wood into a sharp pointy stick than sit inside a class room listening to the drone of an alphabet recital. My mum wrote many notes of absence and sickies, there were many colds. She was often cranky when finding out I had not gone to school. The days not at school equalling numbers spent sharpening sticks, throwing flat stones across the river and counting the skips. I did learn to count.
How my education became so entangled in learning how to read and yet unable to learn the art on how to spell is something that has plagued me from then on. I can read the word ‘because’, but ask me how to spell it and I can’t. I can only write the word ‘because’, if I am lucky to find it while reading something containing that word and then copy it. Fortunately, the bible and the book of psalms had many words I could copy, including ‘because’.
(to be continued)
I love the imagery ‘spitting rings in the water and jingling coins in our pockets’. It made me stop and think so I could keep imagining what was happening. When a description fresh to me stacks up as delightfully as this does when I check out its possible meaning (dollops of spit on water surface and ripples in my mind’s eye) I’m stoked. I’m happy to have read an image that refreshes me, opens my own imagination.
The beginning was good to that point and then, great … this is going to stay good to excellent.
Oh, and yet more to come as it is to be continued. I canna wait and will have to content myself I have time to check if I have a toolbar. That last bit is an in-house joke. I am carrying it over after hearing it in the Pig’s bar (read comments below.)
🙂
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Gerard wrote this story, but it’s not about him, nothing to do with Emmjay or any other Piglet…the story is not finished yet…
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Because?
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Because? Because it’s Pigs Birthday, the second I believe.
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HB2U
HB2U
HBPA
HB2U
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Good one Hung–I like that.
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Why thanks VL 🙂
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So Gerard finally got the hang of spelling when he was a bit over 56. He done good.
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Eye couldna spell nuffin afore Eye come ear!
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Okay, now – just who wrote this? I thought I had an idea after I realised it was not our Gerard then I thought it could be one or two of us (not me). Will all be revealed when it continues ? What do you think Emmjay?
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Happy Birthday Pigs Arms, three cheers for Emmjay for getting this going 🙂
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“throwing stones across the river”….sigh.
That evoked happy memories of a few months spent in Den Haag. I found an old black & white photograph of me, in the class at school there. I was wearing my English school blazer, with black & white piping on the edge.
Anyway, I’m getting off the subject now. We, Herbert and I, used to walk to school past the canal (or river) at some point. The locals Dutch kids used to throw stones at the rats living in the banks–and of course coming from a cricketing background I quickly rose through the ranks to become No 1 ‘river-rat killer’.
Yes happy memories of rats, yoghurt, mandatory apple-sauce and doey-eyed, blonde Annelisya, Herberts sister.
Happy Snorting & curly tails up!
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So, what happened to Anneliesa? I met up again with an Annemarie who I had met earlier on the ship in 1956. She, in the meantime had met another bloke and the trip on my Lambretta to Melbourne became seeped in pathos, bitterness and rejection. The solitary trip back to Sydney was not helped with the contact points on my Lambretta closing up every 50 kilometers or so.
The good thing was that I took up dancing lessons and after some years swept Helvi of her feet with a magnificent and very tempestuous Tango in Lienz, Austria.
How fortuitous.
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Lets hear Helvi’s side of it ? 🙂
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Yes Hung, I was just going to say that I’ll let that one pass, after all it’s Pigs’ Birthday…tango in Lienz???
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Lienz?
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Annelisia or Annelisya…
Our two families kept in touch. We had met on The Willum Ruys: the first trip. My mother had a Christmas card from The Van Eybergens (excuse spelling) this year.
Last time I saw Herbert was in the 70s, when he came to my shop in The King’s Rd Chelsea. He was with his father Hans, a dear friend of my parents. He and my Dad worked together in Djakarta. Not actually in the same organisation. My Dad was in ICAO (UN). I can’t remember what Hans role was. he was a big fellow; probably 6′ 4″.
Never got to 1st base with Annelisya–just a snog in their house and a cuddle at Scheveningen–up the road from Den Haag, if I remember.
After the holidays, I took a whole Edam cheese back to boarding school and was the envy of my friends. Food was not allowed, so I had to hide it. I can’t remember where there weren’t that many places. Our beds only had two blankets, even in the winter.
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Steeped gerard, steeped.
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He’s not listening alas, Hos. It’s the age thing!
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Gerard is 56 ?
Happy Birthday to us.
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And grew up in Muswellbrook? Nope.
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Ooops – Gerard posted it but not his piece – too early in the morning fog thing.
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And tyhe author is???
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If Gez is 56 then I am 24, you bewdy 🙂
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No, Gerard is older with sprouting ear hairs.
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I simply refuse to grow ear-hairs, Gerard; as soon as I find one it is ‘from my ear untimely ripped’ if I may paraphrase a quote from the Scottish play…
I suppose that when I finally realise the futility of this action and give up even bothering to try to keep them at bay, then I know I will be ‘old’… I’ve been doing the same with nose-hairs for a couple of decades now…
Perhaps it is vanity that keeps us young anyway; certainly it seems to work for my Mum!
🙂
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Happy Birthday to the Pigs Arms and I salute its patron for his quirky vision.
Cripes. 2 years. Blink and you’ll miss it. It used to be that the time between my own birthdays was an eternity. I guess that was back when they were something to look forward to.
It’s fairly safe to assume though, that what has changed is my perception, not time itself. Or is it my attitude? I looked up attitude in the online dictionary and got “a complex mental state involving beliefs and feelings and values and dispositions to act in certain ways”. I really like this definition, particularly the complex part, because for me it gives the concept of attitude the kind of weightiness and recognition that I think it deserves, rather than the kind of dismissive way that the word usually gets used in. Usually when that word is used, I get the impression that it’s viewed like a piece of clothing, in that you can just flick off the one that doesn’t suit today and choose another to put on.
Unable to decide between attitude and perception, I idly googled them together and found that there has been quite a lot written about the difference between the two, and their relationship to each other. In the end I decided that it was indeed perception, and that the confusion arose because although (as the simplistic marketing mantra pointed out) perception is fundamental to the formation of attitude, attitude frequently affects our perception.
Cripes, is that the time?
Somehow reading a piece by someone who has to find words and copy them letter by letter feels a bit like buying Easter eggs produced by exploited children. I hope Mike’s paying you double.
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Yes, Happy Birthday to everyone!
Words evade me. They don’t escape me, I didn’t have ’em in the first place.
Gez, poor exploited bugger, wooden leg and all that.
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Just installed Firefox 4. It said English spell check won’t work….but it seems to.
The page layout is all different now. I’ll have to have a week off to study it.
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Let us know if you can find the refresh button, I can’t find it, it disappeared on install of version 4
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The reload button is a 3/4 cicle with an arrow-head just to the right of the bookmark star and the arrow that shows previously enter4ed web pages.
And the author of this article is????????
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The whole toolbar has gone Jules?
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I downloaded firefox 4 last week.
It’s all there, just arse about!
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I screw it off before going to bed but fell over a couple of times at night going to the toilet and forgetting about it.
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Yeah but what about your toolbar? 🙂
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I sometimes get screwed off before going to bed, but don’t usually fall over, unless I’ve just had a stroke.
Oh, shit, two puns.
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“Words evade me. They don’t escape me, I didn’t have ‘em in the first place.”
Big M, neither you nor Hung are fooling any of we piglets with your ‘I’m so dumb’ act…
The very fact that you understand such a subtle difference as that between the words ‘evade’ and ‘escape’ gives the lie to the statement you are trying to make whilst using them… correctly, I might add!
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No I is trully stupid 🙂
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Well, how do you think I feel? Those pesky ‘drum-syndrome’ scribes purloin my morphemes daily. And any offer of a royalty? Nowt!!
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It’s all about the perception…AJ. N’est-ce pas?
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Yes Voice, surely you have had enough birthdays by now 🙂
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You can say that again, HOO [braces self].
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I don’t count mine any more, it’s getting ugly 🙂
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How’s everyone’s toolbar tonight.
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That’s a bit personal isn’t it ? 🙂
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I’m waiting for a reload!
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I think I kinda see birthdays in a similar manner to the way a cricketer sees ‘runs’, Hung… each one is another mini-triumph; another surprise that I’m still here and ‘not out’!
Now, having just past the half-century a few years ago, I’m just bloody-minded enough to try stay at the crease for the century! Perhaps it’s my ‘confrontational personality’!?
😉
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You do that Ace
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