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Kingdom crumbling as Jones loses fear factor
- by: David Penberthy
- From:The Daily Telegraph
- October 02, 201212:00AM
THE motto by which Alan Jones lives his life is unravelling. The qualities he trades on – blind loyalty, fear and commercial power – no longer function.
Towards the end of his life he is flailing about like some deposed Eastern European dictator, demanding respect and fairness when he has displayed little, claiming victimhood when he has engaged in an act of victimisation which even by his standards sets an abysmal new low.
I have had a few private dinners over the years with the Sydney broadcaster. It is a rite of passage when you edit a newspaper in Sydney, as I did, to pay homage to the man and bask dutifully in his perceived greatness.
I’ve been on his show several times and 2GB hundreds of times. I’ve been to his apartment in the “Toaster” building, where his servant prepared chicken and celery sandwiches with the crusts cut off, and served Irish Breakfast Tea in the finest Wedgewood china.
Jones’ mantra in his personal dealings is “pick and stick”. It is both a promise and a demand of unwavering loyalty, by which those in his circle pledge to stick by each other through controversy and scandal. Jones is an inveterate letter writer and will put pen to paper to upbraid those he perceives as disloyal or disrespectful. He would probably regard a column such as this as fitting that category. So be it.
His comments about Julia Gillard’s late father were a disgrace. His subsequent apology was pathetic. Anyone with a pinch of decency should now be prepared to man up, as Jones laughably declared at the start of Sunday’s press conference, and tell Jones where he can stick his pick and stick.
In order to understand Jones you first have to recognise that he is defined by a deep-seated siege mentality, where life is regarded as a permanent ideological war and those around him are drawn up on the lists he assembles in his mind of friends and foes. The contradiction of Jones, who has no real personal life at all, is that when he is not broadcasting he busies himself with generous acts for put-upon individuals and families, doing unpaid charity work, writing letters to ministers on behalf of people who are illiterate or uneducated.
This kindly work fuels his sense of indignation when he is at the centre of scandal.
What he has never been able to recognise is that the kindly nature of his private work is often eclipsed by the sometimes desperately unkind or unpleasant nature of his public conduct.
At every controversial juncture in his career Jones has acted as if he is the victim of a conspiracy.
In his public life Jones instinctively regards any attack on him not as the result of his own wrongdoing, but the small-minded hatefulness of his persecutors.
This was the case with the cash-for-comment episode, a dictionary definition scandal, in which Jones and 2GB were paid large sums of money by the Australian Banking Association to go easy on the major banks. It is hard to imagine a greater betrayal of the people who live on what Jones and his former stablemate John Laws liked to call “Struggle Street” than parroting praise for the banks to a working-class and pensioner audience.
Yet Jones never grasped the moral bankruptcy of his conduct, regarding his pursuit by ACMA as an appalling example of the tall poppy syndrome.
This typical sense of persecution underscored Sunday’s press conference, at which Jones breezed over his apology to launch a fresh attack on the government of Ju-Liar, as he likes to call her.
Laughably, he took aim at News Limited for having the audacity to report his speech – as if it is the media’s job to ignore one of the most powerful people in Australia make the most appalling remarks in front of our next generation of political leaders and current members of the parliament.
As a result of the Gillard remarks, Jones has found himself with few friends. Many of those who are in the pick-and-stick club, who in the past would habitually declare that their friend had been fitted up or taken out of context, have unequivocally declared his comments a disgrace.
Jones has historically cowed politicians into appearing on his show. While Jones is Australia’s archest conservative he does not as a matter of course go after all Labor MPs. Some, such as Bob Carr when he was NSW premier, managed to get an often favourable run by paying homage to Jones and stroking his ego.
Conversely, others were bludgeoned into appearing after sustained on-air attacks, only to relent for an interview where the shellacking was even worse.
It has now dawned on politicians of the centre and the left that they should no longer worry about their Jones strategy. It has taken a long time for this penny to drop. The reality has always been that Jones’ audience does not comprise many swinging voters. He is preaching to the angry and the converted, many of whom keep listening to 2GB because they are too frail to get off the sofa to change the dial.
As the Kyle Sandilands sagas have demonstrated, the only currency which radio networks understand is the advertising dollar, and it is here where the ramifications from his remarks could be most acute.
Six big advertisers have confirmed they will not advertise on his show, some have said they will boycott the entire network, and more will surely follow.
Jones, who is fond of talking of himself in the third person, lashed out at the Twitter campaign for an advertising boycott, and talked about how horrible it was (and it is) that some have wished his cancer to return.
“This is the best way to neutralise and silence Alan Jones. They use this as an excuse to silence Alan Jones,” he said.
It’s almost as bad as saying a woman’s father died of shame over their daughter. This is karma writ large. Alan Jones is getting everything he deserves.

I see that 2GB has pulled all advertising from its program each morning.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-07/advertising-suspended-on-alan-jones-show/4299874?WT.svl=news0
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That’s right Algy. Now is the time to sack Jones as well.
All advertising on Alan Jones’ show has just been suspended. 2GB’s owners released a statement this afternoon saying they’re calling a “timeout” — urging advertisers to “regroup” and consider returning to Jones.
Commentators are saying the response is “unprecedented”. In just a week, 100,000 of you have spoken out about Jones’ disgusting comments — and it’s forced more than 70 of Australia’s biggest brands to withdraw financial support of Jones.
But instead of addressing Jones’ repeated hateful and bullying episodes, 2GB are trying to make the controversy blow over quickly.
https://www.facebook.com/SackAlanJones
Can you help keep the momentum going by sharing the petition on Facebook, or Twitter — or by spreading this link change.org/alanjones across social media?
You can also join our “Sack Alan Jones” Facebook page here — some other volunteers and I are posting regular updates and more ways people can help out.
Our campaign has always been about demanding a basic level of decency and humanity from our public figures. Something Jones has never shown. Yet 2GB’s owners say we’re trying to “destroy great Australian businesses” simply by holding companies to account for funding Jones’ hate speech.
2GB hope their announcement today does enough to brush over Jones’ repeated bullying, and convinces companies to return to Jones.
As a just-published opinion piece said:http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/decent-australia-says-enough-is-enough-20121007-2771n.html this is the rise of decent Australia saying enough is enough. Let’s keep it up!
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So nice to see that Mercedes Benz have asked for their car back and if it doesn’t be the end of the month they’ll repossess it.
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The controversy around offensive comments made by radio host Alan Jones has cost a supermarket executive his job.
Woolworths state government relations manager Simon Berger was the master of ceremonies at the Young Liberals function where Jones said Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s father died of shame because of his daughter’s lies.
He also provided a jacket made of chaff bag for auction.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-05/woolies-manager-quits-amid-alan-jones-row/4298598
The Federal Government was furious about the jacket – a reference to on-air comments from Jones last year stating that the Prime Minister should be put in a chaff bag and dropped out at sea.
Mr Berger’s resignation was accepted by Woolworths on Friday.
“While Simon attended the function in a private capacity, he has acknowledged that it has directly affected his ability to carry out his role at Woolworths as a member of [the] Corporate Affairs team,” a Woolworths statement said.
In a statement on his Facebook page, Mr Berger says he regrets the difficulty the incident has caused Woolworths and is deeply sorry his colleagues were caught up in the saga.
“I have really wanted to explain myself, but had a responsibility to my employer to not unfairly attach them any further to a controversy or add fuel to a bushfire,” he said on Facebook.
“My biggest regret this past week is that colleagues have been caught up in this episode. They have important jobs to do and I do not want to be a distraction.”
Mr Berger says he attended the event in a private capacity, which had nothing to do with his employer.
He also says the chaff jacket was only a prop and its meaning has been lost in the media controversy.
“The ‘chaff bag jacket’ was not intended as a statement about the Prime Minister or anyone else,” he said.
“It was a prop to put myself in after I had taken the mickey out of Alan Jones.
“In the context of an undergraduate dinner, this was clear. In a raging controversy following Alan Jones’ remark and in the face of a cyber campaign, such nuances get lost.
“So two weeks after first putting myself in a chaff bag, I guess I’m doing it again.”
He says he will continue to be a proud Liberal.
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What gets me is that clots like this rooster don’t get the insult and the offence it caused. It the same tone as the it he portrays himself as the victim. Resigning from Woolies shouldn’t worry him too much, perhaps he could take a job as say Mal Broughs campaign manager or something. I’m sure they’ll find a job for him somewhere party and pay him a squillion for picking his nose. That he’s a proud nazi is plain.
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Sounds like another ‘I’m sorry, I got caught’ type of apology!
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What the fellow has gone on to ‘explain’ about the chaff bag ‘just being a prop’ is unconscionable. Who would ever believe that he espouses his decision to resign is by implication ‘noble’, to not distract from the job his colleagues have, and then labours the chaff bag as not all that consequential. Now, that’s ‘Alan Jonesness’, which was how – when I saw the title of this article before I read it – I misread the reference to ‘Jonesss’.
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Heard today that the radio station in Griffith chose not to pull Jones program even though they have been overwhelmed with protests. Might struggle when people chose alternatives.
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The good news is that MRN shares have tumbled 10% today. The Macquarie Radio Network which includes 2GB has lost 80% of its value over the last 7 months. The people that listen to A.Jones are by and large the right wing over 55ers and inexorably trudging off to Rookwood. There is hope for all of us.
Alan Jones contract with 2GB includes millions of share options that are now truly and well out of the money. Let’s pray he’ll die destitute with salvation army soup for a last meal.
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Doesn’t Fairfax own Macquarie Radio News? If they do, I’m caught on the proverbial horns of a terrible dilemma. I don’t want The Age to go under yet I would be delirious with joy if Alan Jones got what he bloody deserves.
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Fairfax owns 2UE amongst others but 2GB and 2CH and other media are MRN’s basket cases. Both Fairfax and MRN have lost 80% of their value because of declining interest in what they offer, especially printed stuff.
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I am not even in the telephone directory.
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There ya go Gerard… I posted AND tweeted… (got sucked into the tweetiverse recently through a black hole in e-space; I left a question for some professor dude or other at Nottingham University and he hasn’t seen fit to respond to it as yet… though I’m not one of his students, of course, and he must be extremely busy…
Anyhow someone has decided to follow me on twitter… that would probably be you, eh Gez?
🙂
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And I hear that Alan ‘can’t think why everyone hates me’… Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke, I reckon…
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Gerard Oosterman@GOosterman
A crumbling Fiefdom does not make for a King; https://pigsarms.com.au/2012/10/02/a-crumbling-kingdom-alan-jonesss/ …
Please, put a tweet up.https://twitter.com/
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Don’t think I can cope with twittering, Gez, after all, I’m not a super model or rock star!
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Me neither, big M, I’m not even on the Facebook, one needs a bit of quiet and peace…
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Must confess to being on FB, just to stay in touch!
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