By Julian London

Blue Tongue Lizard Eating Dogfood from Vectesian Lad

Not content with wining and dining on rain water and dog food, the little
squamata craved WDA,P&W notoriety. And after much prevailing and lobbying,
managed to jostle onto the ‘latest post’ list.

I helped the little cutie, BTW. Not that you’d know–he’s done a bunk
now–he’s hiding somewhere!

That’s the rich & famous for you; Bugger orf when it suits them.

He/she may come back. One day. Things are different now though. The old
fence has gone and a concrete driveway has appeared. The muddy path has
disappeared, just like yesterday’s papers.

Perhaps an ad in Rupert’s Gold coast Bulletin, might attract him/her back:
Wanted!: Ex-companion to the rich & famous, looking for lizard’s
company…free food and lodging!