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Greece is the Word

31 Thursday May 2012

Posted by Mark in Mark

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Evangoes, Father O'Way, Grease, Greece, Sandy O'Way

Story by Hung One On and Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Hi. Sandy O’Way here, you know the, yes I guess you know by now. I’m in a cab on my way to the Nazi Goering Airport on Barley when the phone rings. Guess who, the Bish.

“Sandy, hop a plane to Greece. They are in great trouble and need your help to prevent them dropping out of the Eurozone” bleats the Bish.

“Hmm, Eroticzones, sounds good to me Bish” I answer eagerly.

“No you dimwit. The Eurozone is a common European currency used by all European countries, you know like Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain, Austria, Romania, Moldova and Switzerland you must rescue them or you’re fired” demands the Bish.

Hmm, there goes my comfy retirement but Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain, Austria, Romania, Moldova and Switzerland spells PIGSARMS. It’s a sign from Gordon, I’m on a mission from GOD! This must be connected to the Pigs Arms, the home of  pink drinks and Trotters Ale, well I’ll do it for them, they are worth saving.

On the plane I am seated next to a strangely attractive female dressed in black leather and teased hair however there is something not quite right here, like since when do women have an Adams apple and a five o’clock shadow, hmm.

“Hi cutey. I’m Olivia Neutron Bomb” er, um, she states and extends here rather hairy hand.

We shake hands and she nearly crushes it, crikey more grip than a hooker up the Cross. “Er, um Sandy O’Way, nice to meet you, now can you give me my hand back” I blurt in pain and agony.

“ I’ve just finished my last year at Rydell’s High School and had to leave behind my boyfriend, John Travolting, but look sweetie I’m always open to any mile high suggestions” she gushes batting her eyelashes faster then a hummingbird on heat. “You see Father, I got chills. They’re multiplyin’. And I’m losin’ control. Cause the power you’re supplyin’, it’s electrifyin’! You’re the one that I want, (you are the one I want), o,o, oo, honey, The one that I want. (you are the one I want), o,o,oo, honey. The one that I want, (you are the one I want), o,o, ooooo, The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed”

“Er, um, well, look Miss, I’m a parish priest and I’m on a mission from GOD.” I search unwittingly for an answer to dispel, well, um, this young lady.

“So you’re in the missionary position Father? See Greece is the word, Greece is the word, is the word that you heard, It’s got groove it’s got meaning, Greece is the time, is the place is the motion, Greece is the way we are feeling” she says.

“No I’m off to save Greece from dropping out of the Eurozone.” I state rather firmly.

“Well look up my old friend, Evangeos Venizelopoulos, he is a handsome Geek man that likes things Greek style in every way, if you know what I mean”  he, er, um, she smirks.

Well no, I don’t know what you mean but someone get me out of here.

I head to Evangoes’ office but I mean fancy being in Greece, the centre of the world, handsome men, pretty women and the best food I have ever eaten. Yeah, Greece is the word.

“So Evangoes” I start “ the country is up shit creek. What are you going to do about it?”

“Well, I will win the next election and trash everything from the IMF and anyone else” he says rather firmly.

“The IMF?” I ask rather dimwittingly.

“Yes, the Internationally Myopic Financers” he replies.

“Hmm, what about asking people to pay tax? I mean Christine “Frenchy” LaGrange, head of the IMF,  said so herself only the other day” I moot carefully.

“Sir, you insult me and my nation. We pay no tax. Tax is a pox. When I attend the school dance with the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies there is no talk of tax. We will win the dance off and fund the country that way. Anyway, Frenchy has insulted my car, a Datsun 120Y, and I have challenged her to a race to the death” he asserts loudly and demonstratively.

“So Evangoes, what is life for you after politics?” I ask.“Well” says Evangoes “Frenchy has promised me a head job in the car park so I expect to be Le Comminsioner de stationnement [The Commissioner of Parking] I guess.”

I rest my car.

Political slumber-land

24 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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China, Dungog, Greece, Merkel, Sarkozy, Ukraine, Yemen

Political slumber land.

 

There are riots in Greece and a ruckus in the Ukraine, terrible events in Syria, a possible overthrow kept at bay in the Philippines. The tribes in Yemen are getting restless; the € euro is wildly gyrating at the mercy of Merkel. Will she kiss or just shake hands with the obstinate Nicolas Sarkozy? Europeans are all bleary eyed, keyed up with tension and Common Market constipation, millions suffering intermittingly serious bouts of intestinal hurry. Some desperate Italians are said to be holed up in caves sitting on hoards of gold.

But, where are the problems in Australia?

Are the butchers running out of T-bones or have the rules of cricket been changed. Don’t tell me the Friday night bingo has been scrapped, the meat raffle banned, cows off their milk? All of a sudden, with not as much as a single seething university student or a hyped up history professor, Australia has gone terribly hormonal. When everything is rolling around in total peace and everyone happily tucked in bed, an ex PM decides at midnight’s hollow chime to chuck it in and go for the Government’s jugular. The bells are tolling, heads are rolling, and tongues are wagging. We are having a serious political breakdown and the whole nation is gone troppo with all the excitement of a coup d’état at the Dungog local ladies bowling club.

This country is, according to almost everyone in the rest of the world, the prime example of a well run economy. Our treasurer even won an award for being the best. We are whooping it up as never before. Mountains of iron ore, together with shiploads of the top few hundred metres of the Australian continent is scraped, sold, and shipped to China. We are all getting rich without even having to be on the boat to China and risk sea sickness. Isn’t it nice to be so well off? Our McMansions are the biggest in the world. Anyone visiting us can’t get over our lovely acreages of rolling suburbs stretching out over those enticing blue hills into the ‘never never’. The Rosella circuits with triple garages to boot, all dress- circled around those flowing round-a-bouts are the envy of the world.

Could it possibly be a personal vendetta that is now holding our sweet nation of Australia at ransom? Have souls been so deeply hurt, almost irreparably, that forgiveness can never be achieved without first hurling wreckage at an entire nation? How could this ever happen to a country known for its people being easy going, tolerant and full of bonhomie? Why the vindictiveness and allow the screaming of the indignant cries of having been personally wronged overpower all and obliterate all the previously achieved good-will and public achievements? How can the personal be put so above the good for the country. Where is the common sense in all this? Is this what power finally does to the person?

No matter how we look at it, Australia has achieved milestones since the last election. Acres of Legislation have been passed, mountains moved and all was going well. Are mere egos now wrecking a political party? How far are politicians willing to go to pursue their narcissistic ambitions above those of their party and constituents? Of course, the media, as ever sniffing around for blood, has been shoveling manure to the max, holding a knife at our Nation’s throat while doing the bidding for those large overfed mining moguls with the help of the shock jock’s blood hound expertise. Has anyone seen the headlines? An orgy of self destruction, and to what end and where are the benefits for this rich and poor country of mine?

How far are any of us from being a Bashar al-Assad?

 

Is this the Truth about Greece?

18 Friday Nov 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Greece

This is not written by me, but by a very reputable Newspaper. “the New Yorker”. It still paints a rather grim picture about Greece…. Take what you believe and dump the rest.

 

by James Surowiecki July 11, 2011

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Greece is a fairly small country, but for the past year it has been causing an awfully big uproar. Burdened by a pile of government debt that could force it into default (and the European banking system into a meltdown), Greece has had to adopt ever more stringent austerity plans in order to secure a bailout from the European Union. Explanations of how Greece got in this mess typically focus on profligate public spending. But its fiscal woes are also due to a simple fact: tax evasion is the national pastime.

According to a remarkable presentation that a member of Greece’s central bank gave last fall, the gap between what Greek taxpayers owed last year and what they paid was about a third of total tax revenue, roughly the size of the country’s budget deficit. The “shadow economy”—business that’s legal but off the books—is larger in Greece than in almost any other European country, accounting for an estimated 27.5 per cent of its G.D.P. (In the United States, by contrast, that number is closer to nine per cent.) And the culture of evasion has negative consequences beyond the current crisis. It means that the revenue burden falls too heavily on honest taxpayers. It makes the system unduly regressive, since the rich cheat more. And it’s wasteful: it forces the government to spend extra money on collection (relative to G.D.P., Greece spends four times as much collecting income taxes as the U.S. does), even as evaders are devoting plenty of time and energy to hiding their income.

Greece, it seems, has struggled with the first rule of a healthy tax system: enforce the law. People are more likely to be honest if they feel there’s a reasonable chance that dishonesty will be detected and punished. But Greek tax officials were notoriously easy to bribe with a fakelaki (small envelope) of cash. There was little political pressure for tougher enforcement. On the contrary: a recent study showed that enforcement of the tax laws loosened in the months leading up to elections, because incumbents didn’t want to annoy voters and contributors. Even when the system did track down evaders, it was next to impossible to get them to pay up, because the tax courts typically took seven to ten years to resolve a case. As of last February, they had a backlog of three hundred thousand cases.

It isn’t just a matter of lax enforcement, though. Greek citizens also have what social scientists call very low “tax morale.” In most developed countries, tax-compliance rates are much higher than a calculation of risks would imply. We don’t pay our taxes just because we’re afraid of getting caught; we also feel a responsibility to contribute to the common good. But that sense of responsibility comes with conditions. We’re generally what the Swiss behavioral economist Benno Torgler calls “social taxpayers”: we’ll chip in as long as we have faith that our fellow-citizens are doing the same, and that our government is basically legitimate. Countries where people feel that they have some say in how the state acts, and where there are high levels of trust, tend to have high rates of tax compliance. That may be why Americans, despite being virulently anti-tax in their rhetoric, are notably compliant taxpayers.

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Greeks, by contrast, see fraud and corruption as ubiquitous in business, in the tax system, and even in sports. And they’re right to: Transparency International recently put Greece in a three-way tie, with Bulgaria and Romania, as the most corrupt country in Europe. Greece’s parliamentary democracy was established fairly recently, and is of shaky legitimacy: it’s seen as a vehicle for special interests, and dedicated mainly to its own preservation. The tax system had long confirmed this view, since it was riddled with loopholes and exemptions: not only doctors but also singers and athletes were given favorable rates, while shipping tycoons paid no income tax at all, and members of other professions were legally allowed to underreport their income. Inevitably, if a hefty chunk of the population is cheating on its taxes, people who don’t (or can’t, because of the way their income is reported) feel that they’re being abused.

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Good food born out of Poverty. (or so it seems)

27 Thursday Oct 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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France, Garlic.France.Italy.Holland.Ingmar Bergman.Sweden.The Seventh Seal.Max Von Sydow., Greece, Italy.Greece.

We are all totally aware that good nutritional food doesn’t need to cost any more than rubbish food.  In fact it cost less.  However, the notion that it does (cost more) seems to doggedly persist. Here is a rebuttal but don’t take it as the gospel, even though the gospel tells some real furphies as well. Take what you like, ditch the rest as they say at AA.

Good tasty food was always the domain of the poor who had to make do with what grew in the wild, or in the case of farmers, managed to grow on small plots of land. So, in Italy it was pasta with garlic and herbs, for the lucky few some salted grated cheese on top.  In France it was much the same but there were the added bits of chicken or sometimes wild boar. To give taste, it was always the herbs that gave the helping hand, more so than the actual ingredients. In Greece, with olives and more, olives, fish and more fish, but always garnished with herbs and fragrant oils. The poor knew how to add flavour no matter in what country they resided in with the help of herbs.

In England, I don’t know but I suspect, the eating might well have been more punishment, although bread pudding is a dish I still remember with some joy. In Holland, raw salted herrings with mashed spuds with preserved cabbage (zuurkool) kept many alive. The Scandinavians got their vitamin intake during those long and dark sombre winters from berries found in the wild by bearded men clothed in reindeer skins (while watching The Seventh Seal. ‘Det sjunde inseglet’ directed by Ingmar Bergman with that forbidden (ing) character Max Von Sydow, playing chess).

I am amazed that despite all the cookery books and the TV Master-chefs shows and all the attention on food that more and more people seem to be overfed but undernourished. Perhaps it is ‘because’ of that attention on food. The poor ate out of hunger, a necessity to stay alive. Perhaps we eat in order to eat, a past-time or like a hobby. Has anyone noticed that we now eat and drink while in motion, walking the streets we are chewing away, driving a car we are chewing, shopping we are chewing. In the trains and busses we are chewing. Jaws going up and down everywhere now.

Do we need to get poor again? How can people claim it cost more to eat healthy food than unhealthy food?  How much the cost of pasta with garlic and a sprinkling of grated parmesan?  Or, chicken thighs with carrots and spuds, or Lebanese bread with sliced olives, tomatoes and some anchovies in the oven?  How much does it cost for some chuck steak stewed with potatoes, carrots, onions, capsicum with the help of a bit of turmeric, chilli, aniseed, a couple of cloves, cinnamon? You can cook those meals for a lot less than a night out at MacDonald’s or KFC’s and are tastier.

The main thing, it seems, might be to go back to when we ate out of hunger, not because of boredom or for lack of something to do. Or so it seems to me.

Lentil Soup of the Week

01 Saturday Oct 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Abbott, Burnside, Finland, Greece, lentils

Lentil Soup of the Week

If ever there was a sign that Abbott the Rarebit will never strut the world stage as a leader of anything, it would have to be his utterly uncalled for and ungracious remark about Julia Gillard on her 50th. ‘I wish her a happy birthday but…….. I am not sure she will have many more years as Australia’s PM”, followed by his very best and very special condescending sneer.

He just couldn’t leave that last remark out, could he? How silly and utterly telling of a small man no matter how often or how big he prances around in his speedos or hops from the bicycle.

Then there is the opposite; Julian Burnside making an apology to Tony Abbott for the words ‘Paedos in Speedos’, a remark he claims to have heard on a BBC comedy. A twitter Gaffe, apparently.  It’s all becoming very edgy lately.

Last but not least, a real cruncher on all world markets again, despite Europe promising to not let Greece go into faillissement, the markets are continuing their downward path . Finland is vehemently opposed to bailing out Greece. Is Europe now doing a US and print billions in order to stave off the inevitable?

Last but not least (again), the supermarkets are continuing their downward spiral as well, in rubbish food that is. The ready- made sauces, the instant noodles, the shelves groaning with all sorts of pre-digested sugar, salt and fat items. I saw cheese in a tube today! Just as a challenge for you piglets, try and find dried lentils.

 In the US, a voluntary set of nutritional standards on food was put into place together with information for shoppers to help make up their minds. It looked good but did not work. Which stressed mother/father has the time to read about kilo-joules or carbon hydrates on every item? Of course, when the setting of standards was left to those that profit from killer food items, it did not take long when Frooty Loops were found to be on the list of ‘high nutritional value’. It all came to nothing.

Anyway, the time for lentils might well be upon us. We will all start to lose weight and regain what was here before the Age of Aquarius.

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