Vegemite or not… by Helvi Oosterman
Leaving your mother country, you’ll leave behind mother’s home cooking and most times also Speciality foods of your nation. In my case it was the flat Finnish rye bread, which I hadn’t encountered anywhere else on my travels. The Estonian black bread became a reasonable substitute in Australia.
Some countries of course have food to die for ; their recipes have crossed the borders and we all enjoy our spaghetti Bolognese , our Danish pastries, Russian beef stroganoff and Swedish meatballs. That’s the easy bit, but what happens when visiting or moving into a foreign land, and you are offered those countries’ less known or some of their more peculiar tid bits.
First trip to Amsterdam and you are given your first raw herring with raw onions. How’s that for a new culinary experience. Not as good as roll mops out of the jar, but not bad either ; I could learn to love this. Greek olives or dolmades are easy to like, but what about the funny drink Ouzo, that could be problematic. Sweet and sour pork, Mongolian lamb don’t need getting used to but please, don’t ask me to tackle bird’s nest soup or hundred year old eggs, ever, never..
English roast dinner even with the peculiar Yorkshire pudding goes down well, but a pea soup with a pie floating in it, a floater, they call it…good for piglets at pigs Arms maybe..? Haggis, now that’s something that only the starving amongst us dares to touch.
New Zealanders wrap their fish in banana leaves and bury it in sand over hot coals to cook and this of course can taste fantastic, depending on type of fish and the cooking time. Kiwi friends of ours did this once; they buried their catch in the Balmain back yard…sadly the Snapper tasted like compost and smelled like burning rubber.
Getting used to Aussie food was not so hard; it was a matter of learning to like bland or plain food; the chops and the three veg. Sometimes the greens came out of tin, especially if you were eating in a road side milk bar, on your way to Brisbane. Sister in law, having been a waitress, had had her share of difficult customers, therefore she in her turn turned ‘difficile’ when dining out. Are the mushrooms fresh, she queried. Straight out of the tin, was the Taree cafe owner’s answer.
Husband had been in Australia many a year before I came, but he had never managed to even taste Vegemite. For me it was love at first sight , I have to have it at least twice a week.Our kids couldn’t be without it either; when living in Holland, we had to do with Marmite…no match to Vegemite. The jars were cute though, ideal for my dried herbs.


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This a mixture of Peanut Butter and Vegemite story as requested by Hung.
Monday afternoon , still not feeling the best, I walked to school and picked up the two boys.
On the way home we bought ice creams and two one dollar scratchies (Max’ request); we won six dollars and he was so thrilled, he claimed: Today is a happy day after yesterdays ‘stress day’. They had been worried that we would not make it to Sydney from the farm.
We had a little snack afterwards; Ryvita with peanut butter for them and one with Vegemite for me.
A spot of ABC kids shows on TV, while I rested. I suggested to them that I might have been infected by my computer, as a week earlier they had used it and been sneezing and splattering all over on the keyboard and screen and made the mouse all sticky.
The older one couldn’t stop laughing: Hey Helv, so you are saying that you caught a computer virus !
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Tutu makes a wonderful dish of chicken, broccoli and peanut butter, yum ee
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Now that we have both vegemite and peanut butter I can see a century coming
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Interesting how cricket is dominating the WDAP&W
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I can do better than that Helvi…
Man from Kangaroo Island came to stay on the mainland for a while.
Hostess noticed that whatever condiments were on the table, Kangaroo man would mix on his toast.
Hostess began to experiment, hitting the heights by placing only the vegemite and the honey on the table at the one time.
He mixed them on his toast.
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Maddie, my Dutch-Indonesian friend often combined peanut butter and jam on his toast. Someone else put jam on cheese sandwiches..that doesn’t sound too bad, if the cheese happens to be of the tasteless kind as opposite to the TASTY one.
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Cheese and jam on bread seems to be the only food that every European country has in common. I’d be in food halls at big orienteering events with all the nations there, and every European got their bread, sliced cheese from the big round (some sliced relentlessly in the middle of the cheese – others sliced on the side to neaten it up), and threw jam on top. I thought every European couldn’t be wrong. I tried it myself, adopted the habit to shock Australians on return, but then dropped it – it wasn’t really winner cuisine for me.
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Helvi, I once went to a Vietnamese restaurant in Aix en Provence which served curried frogs’ legs! They weren’t bad either…
The only other time I tried frogs legs was in a French restaurant way out in the northern suburbs of Adelaide but they were tinned and in oil; far too greasy and the taste of the olive oil completely took over the delicate taste of the frogs’ legs… not recommended!
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Helvi, this little article seems to be getting a fair bit of mileage… I can only suppose that Vegemite, like Gallipoli and Kokoda, is a word which is guaranteed to get a good response out of most Aussies…
Everyone seems to have a ‘vegemite’ story; or at the very least, seems to be able to relate to the vegemite stories of other Aussies… Well done!
You know, another couple of posts will take you to the half-century mark!
Not a bad effort at all, Helvi; you should post more often… I’d love to hear some stories about Finland; what life was like there during your youth, and maybe you could tell us all some traditional Finnish folk-tales; I’m sure atomou will echo my request to hear a few of these…
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Asty, when sick with flu, you tend to be irritable with the world, and so I was also feeling resentful about being the ‘Cheer-leader’ to all you lovely blokes and decided to put few words together myself…also eating Vegemite toast at the time, the story became a Vegemite tale…
Thanks for your spport!
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Your very welcome, Helvi. But you are more than just a ‘cheerleader’; you are an integral part of the team at the Pigs’ Arms; and we’d all miss you if you weren’t here!
Hope you get well very soon!
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H, how about a peanut butter story
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As my childhood was spent mostly in the UK (albeit, all over it!), I grew up with Marmite… I never tasted Vegemite until I was about seventeen and started playing at Matilda’s Folk Club, in the Old Swan pub at the top of Kensington Church St, in Notting Hill Gate…
The aussie who ran this folk-club was a little Jewish guy from Perth, named Phil Rebe (wonder whatever happened to him), who was once inspired to invest in a crate of Vegemite (which could not be had for love nor money the length and breadth of the whole United Kingdom) to sell as vegemite sandwiches from the bar…
Strange though it may seem, although the place was crawling with Aussies, it never caught on; he’d have lost money, but he still had his lifetime’s supply of Vegemite for his toast, so it can’t really be called a loss I suppose…
I tried one just out of curiosity, but didn’t like it at all; couldn’t even finish it! It didn’t have the same salty sharpness and tang as Marmite; and so I never ate Vegemite again, even when the Brits started to import it; even after I’d married an Aussie…
But when I first came out to Australia, I found the situation reversed; I couldn’t get Marmite at all and after many brave efforts, I eventually got used to the taste of Vegemite.
Now they sell Marmite in Oz too… but I think it’s made here and not imported, because it doesn’t taste at all like Marmite used to taste; instead it seems to taste like Vegemite used to taste to me before I’d left the UK… (ie. horrible!) or perhaps it IS imported and the answer to the puzzle is just that yeast extracts do not travel well…
Anyway, I’m now a happy little Vegemite…
PS: I was told that if Marmite, but if she doesn’t, Pawill!
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Yes asty, but what tastes nicer; the red mullet or the red herring ?
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Definitely the red mullet… but don’t let anyone sell you any blind ones!
The flesh of a red mullet is very delicate, however, so they must be cooked very cafefully…
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Will cook them extremely carefully from now on…
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