
A shadowy figure
I had lunch in Covent Garden today, with cousin Tony, whom I had not seen for three years- so I thought that I would pass on my observations.
Being a sunny bank holiday the town was buzzing with grockles, chuckling and bustling around The New (to me) Opera House, like a relentless army bringing the cobbled streets to life.
We dived in to Tuttons and sampled duck confit, pasta and mineral water, watching the swathes of tourists meandering aimlessly past our protected respite in a dandy little alcove. It felt good to see that many people, all in a good mood. Living on The Gold Coast, I had forgotten that the world was so crowded.
We opted out of The Notting Hill Carnival- as that can be hectic and sometimes violent.

After lunch, we became the meanderers. Trickling through the narrow streets to Cambridge Circus and on down Charing Cross Rd to Trafalgar Square, passing hordes of sightseers and hawkers- a great atmosphere. Especially pleasing to see the portrait gallery and the National so well patronized .
And here’s my contribution…..Well it’s three photographs actually. Me learing in the Covent Garden Restaurant. A self explanatory sign about the girl standing on the podium. The girl close up and from a distance, showing The National Art Gallery in the background.

Where is the machine gun?
Oh hang on that’s four. I don’t know if this bloody webmail will send four- but I will try. Happy Holidays and love to all. I think that I can say that, after exchanging missives with youse all for more than a year.

Wish you were here.
Part time foreign correspondant JL, signing off.
PS For Madeleine. I collected a menu from Harvey Nichols that promotes and sells organic food and denigrates GM. I’ll post it on my return
So, um, Julian. Seen Zoolander yet?
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I just dicked with JL’s picture and ya know what? He’s not a bad looking man once you pull him out of the shadows. Got the looks of a lady killer. You dog Jules, you dark horse!
JayEll as you’ve never seen,
His skies ain’t blue, his grass ain’t green.
He hasn’t got the Mayfair touch,
But that don’t matter very much.
He plays the JayEll way,
Not like you but a bit more gay (Sorry Jules but that’s the lyrics.)
And when we have a bit of fun
Oh, Boy.
Anytime you’re JayEll’s way
Any evening, any day,
You’ll find us all doin’ the JayEll walk.
Ev’ry little Cockney gal
With her little Cockney pal,
You’ll find ’em all doin’ the JayEll walk.
Ev’ryfing’s free and easy,
Do as you darn well pleasey,
Why don’t you make your way here,
Get here, stay here,
Once you get down JayEll’s way,
Ev’ry evening, ev’ry day,
You’ll find yourself doin’ the JayEll walk.
Anytime you’re JayEll’s way
Any evening, any day,
You’ll find us all doin’ the JayEll walk.
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Wonder if JL lives in Lambeth, Mirriyuula…
😉
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Possibly, but he’s hardly likely to admit it after he finds us all doing the JayEll walk.
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Im flattered.
Sir, If you wish to have a notion of the magnitude of this city, you must not be satisfied with seeing its great streets and squarees, but must survey the innumerable little lanes and courts. It is not the showy evolutions of buildings, but in the multiplicity of human habitations which are crowded together, that the wonderful immensity of London consists…Samuel (HG?) Johnson.
Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner
That I love London Town.
That I think of her all the time
Yes, I get a funny feeling inside of me,
Just walking up and down.
Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner
That I love London Town.
Or something like that!
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Shouldn’t this read “Travels with mu uncle in Jayell”
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mu??
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Sorry Algernon, forgot my glasses
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Jules, I am startled that your pic looks like me with the beard grown back ! What will happen when we meet up in Paris if we turn out to be the same person shifted in time ?
Could this be a matter / anit-matter collision, or does it not matter ?
You know Paris better than me (or perhaps we could ask Voice) for the identity of a florist for the obligatory red rose in the lapel.
Wait, the Pig’s Arms T does not have a lapel. Wait, if we wear the Pig’s Arms T, that would narrow the search – what then would we do with the red roses ?
Or are you a carnation kind of guy ?
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Red roses in gay Paree. Sounding good boys. And I did wonder if the photo was Emm of Jay.
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Well, I am here (Paris) now!.
Tried text to Emm. MY UK sim is +447500431962, or Oz mobile that he has!!
Going in to town today.
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Well I’m back at the ranch now. No word yet.
But there’s always this evening- and-tomorrow.
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Sorry Jules. Phone ran out of juice and when I just got back in, I noticed that it’s 4 minutes before midnight. I’ll call you tomorrow AM. Promise.
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Jayell, when you meet up mith Mike in Paris we would like some photos…
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I know, I know Helvi!
But sometimes anticipation is better than the reality.
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..but not always..
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So the girl on the plinth is actually an art exhibit! Far out… mind you, in terms of performance art, this would appear to be one of the least demanding… Having done the math (fortunately a simple enough calculation, even for me!) it turns out that each ‘occupant’ of the plinth was there for only half an hour each!
Big deal! During the 1970s, we squatters occupied Cornwall Terrace for at least 18 months, putting their ‘100 days’ occupation of the plinth in the shade somewhat, I would have thought, but no-one called us ‘performance artists’! And I’ll bet the statement our occupation made was a bit more important than any ‘statement’ the occupation of this plinth might make…
😉
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Aaahhh, Cambridge Circus, other home to that doyen of the dark arts George Smiley.
And isn’t that what we all want; well some of us anyway; a girl who’ll wave up your plinth. It’s just so London.
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Love right back at you!
I’m just stunned to be honored by continued conversation while you’re OT. I always thought people went to the lands of far far away so they didn’t have to be in the land of here and now, coming back a loonng time later saying how great it was to be far far away?
They’re so good on no-GM in the UK – they were lucky to have Mad Cow in the 1990’s and began looking at their food quite early on in the GM saga.
Does the girl up the plinth wave?
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Love. Steady on old chap. It’s just a fever, you’ll pull though.
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Steady on Voice, that sounds a bit cynical, seeing it’s spring and all that..
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JL should know by now it means love back, Helvi. Of course if he reads this I deny it totally. Can’t go soppy on him now.
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I knew there was dream-space competition.
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