Sagittarians will make a big mistake tomorrow
Sagittarians are well and truly on the cusp of Scorpio tomorrow – with dire consequences.
As bold and impetuous types, you will make a really effing huge mistake and, under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drugs, you will get a tattoo.
Mars will not get the chance to rise in your fourth quarter until well after the swelling goes down.
Which might take a week at the least.
You will be so pissed off you’ll wish you hadn’t made that smart arse remark to the tattooist about Virgos. On a brighter note, the next door neighbour’s 14 year old smelly cat – the one that sprays on the Chesterfield you have out on the porch – will finally cark it in an unfortunate accident with a pit bull disguised as a garden feature.
A traffic infringement officer will have a heart attack while writing out a ticket for the car immediately before he gets to your expired meter.
Your lucky number is one. Not that one, the one without the tattoo.
Astral Wally,
Cosmic seer.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
You know how much I love oracles… and how I dwell on their every word? Now that I know you are a sayer of sooth, I must have your sooth said!
I have a Sagittarian ascendant, Emmjay, but my sun-sign is Taurus (you’d already guessed, hadn’t you?)
So to what extent, and in what way, will I be affected by your prognostications, Emmjay?
At this juncture in my life I could use a positive ‘light at the end of the tunnel’ reading (or maybe not; depending on which light and which tunnel!)… and I could use a good omen for my new vehicle; perhaps a charm to avoid any crashes…?
😉
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Astral Wally, no, nothing bad is going to happen to us Sagittarians tomorrow; we are positive realists, meaning whatever happens to us we’ll turn it into a positive.
What Virgos see as a smart alec comment by us, it’s only the truth that we are expressing; may I add that as we age we tell the truth just a little bit more gently…still only the truth!
PS. one more thing, we Sagittarians do not mind having a drink or two, but we’ll never contemplate about having a tattoo…(we tolerate them on others though)
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