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Music to relax by Volume 3

16 Saturday Apr 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Playlist by Algernon

Some you’ll know, some you won’t, some are just there.

Something wicked this way comes – Barry Adamson

La Femme d’argent – Air

How to open a door – Finnish instruction video.

Strange Brew – Cream

Your party – Ween

You’ll always find me in the kitchen at parties – Jona Lewie

Forever is a very long time – The Tallest man on earth

Le rythme et le candence – Dimitri from Paris

Jazz for Cows

David Watts – The Kinks

Howl with me – Dope Lemon

Feeling Alright – Joe Cocker

This time (I’m gonna try it my way) – DJ Shadow

Goodbye Mr Blue – Father John Misty

How to Become Prime Minister – Tool Time

02 Saturday Apr 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Hiya Scotty from Marketing.

I know how much you like to get on the tools in preference to boring sh1t like running the country, and I think this has been one of your great strengths – tool-wise you can do almost anything.

Nothing seems to faze you – from flying fighter planes, driving tanks, doing a fast lap as a Mount Paranormal navigator, making bits of stuff, hammer and nail. Struth – even sweeping up an already swept up gym floor and striking fear into the hearts of everyone risking a quick salon shampoo.

We’ve been really impressed how you’ve become a great outdoorsman (still waiting for you to shear a sheep – if Barnhouse Joy lets you) replete with Viyella shirt, moleskins and RM ding boots.

But I think the great debt the nation owes you Scotty from Marketing is that above and beyond all else, you’ve shown every Australian and statespersons and monarchs around the globe … how f*cking easy it is to be the Prime Minister of Australia.

And if, heaven forbid, you ever tire of the job, I want to let you know that I am ready to step into your shoes and give the country some respite care. I know where to get a hard hat and all the tools (Pig-Tel male order) and I can be out there in front of every photo opp in literally a flash. Well, not quite as bright as your flash. (How are the old retinas, by the way ?)

I sincerely hope that you can still see straight because you had better not take your eyes off Mr Potato Head, especially since he’s in charge of all the guns and sharp swords.

I forgot to say that I have a ukulele, and from what I’ve seen and heard, I’m pretty well on top of the April Sun in Cuba.

With thanks to the Smith Sisters

So don’t forget to take me up on my generous offer – and maybe we can lay a couple of bricks, light a fire under a few steaks and rinse our gums with some frothy beverage. I’m pretty sure that we’ll keep the barbie under tight control and just in case, I’ll invite a couple of Rural Fire and SES volunteers – so there’s no chance you’ll be asked to hold a hose or bale out the cabana.

Your old mate

Mervyn Purvis,

Licensee of the Pig’s Arms.

Songs of 1982

01 Friday Apr 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Looks like a limited gene pool in this village… and check out those chaps !

Playlist by Algernon

Eye of the Tiger – Survivor

What about me – Moving Pictures

Tainted Love Soft Cell

Mickey – Toni Basil

I love rock ‘n roll – Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Come on Eileen – Dexys Midnight Runners

Abracadabra – Steve Miller Band

I ran – A Flock of Seagulls

Our lips are sealed – The Go-Go’s

Six months in a leaky boat – Split Enz

Shy Boy – Bananarama

Down under – Men at Work

Physical – Olivia Newton John

Rock the casbah – The Clash

Songs of 1972

19 Saturday Mar 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Handy if you can’t remember who your partner is…

Playlist by Algernon

Without you – Nilsson

American Pie – Don McLean

Boppin’ the blues – Blackfeather

The first time ever I saw your face – Roberta Flack

Brand new key – Melanie

Most people I know think that I’m crazy – Billy Thorpe and The Aztecs

Silvia’s mother – Dr Hook

Long cool woman in a black dress – The Hollies

Ernie (The fastest milkman in the west) – Benny Hill

Horse with no name – America

Hurting each other – The Carpenters

Baby don’t get hooked on me – Mac Davis

Burning love – Elvis Presley

Music to relax by – Volume 2

13 Sunday Mar 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Playlist by Algernon

My ship is coming in – The Walker Brothers

Set the controls for the heart of the pelvis – Barry Adamson feat. Jarvis Cocker

Marie douceur Marie colère – Marie Laforêt

Who is he (and what is he to you?) – Bill Withers

Going down to Liverpool – The Bangles

Drunken wedding speech – The Two Ronnies

A room with a view – Fawlty Towers

Happy – The Rolling Stones

Love and Happiness – Al Green

Walking back to happiness – Helen Shapiro

Femme Fatale – The Velvet Underground & Nico

Since you’ve been gone – The Heavy

Make me smile (Come up and see me) – Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel

Summer Wine – Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood

Music to Relax By. Vol 1

18 Friday Feb 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Four Candles – The Two Ronnies

Hello Miss Lonesome – Marlon Williams

Hello Miss Lonesome – Marlon Williams

Keep on going – Fleetwood Mac

Wings of Love – Nirvana

Pop Corn – Gershon Kingsley

Daughter of Darkness – Tom Jones

Papa won’t leave you, Henry – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

One Step Beyond – Prince Buster

Tous les garçons et les filles – Françoise Hardy

Monkey spanner – Dave and Ansel Collins

People have the power – Patti Smith with Joan Baez

You’re so vain – Carly Simon

Why does my heart feel so bad? – Moby

Melanie, Renee and Patti – 40 to 50 Years

13 Sunday Feb 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Playlist by Emmjay

Ruby Tuesday – Melanie Safka  1971-2

Look What They’ve Done to My Song – Melanie Safka with Miley Cyrus (2015)

Ruby Tuesday – Coors and Ron Wood

Don’t Walk Away Renee – The Left Banke – 1966

Walk Away Renee – Billy Bragg – 1988

Don’t Walk Away Renee – The Left Banke – 2010

Because the Night – Patti Smith Band 1978

Because the Night – Patti Smith  2015

Just Released – Pig-Tel Incontinence Pads !!!

05 Saturday Feb 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

≈ 2 Comments

The McMorrison Crotchless
The Richard Colbeck – with racing stripes
The Greg Hunt (Not Actual Size)

Even when there’s no crisis in aged care, every senior deserves to be kept locked up safe and dry, but with the Covid shortage in nursing home workers, apart from turning to the army, it’s time to turn to the makers of fine Pig-Tel high performance incontinence pads.

Pig-Tel research teams have responded rapidly to the non-crisis with robust products that will give your senior the confidence that he or she is looking for – and at the same time send a timely message to ministers expressing their gratitude for jobs well done.

Pig-Tel have huge stocks (between two and three dozen) in warehouses around Australia*

Our incontinence pads are manufactured in China and Serbia, so get in quick while supplies last (could be a longish wait for re-supply)

Send $1,759 NOW … or four easy payments of $517 (plus postage and handling) to Pig-Tel and help your gran or pop to take a dump on a McMorrison, or a Richard Colbeck without having to leave the security of their locked down room. Note the Greg Hunt line is discontinued and won’t be available after the last sitting.

Remember, if it’s a McMorrison, a Richard Colbeck or a Greg Hunt (limited edition), you can rely on it to be full of crap.

*except WA.

Best of 2021 Volume 2

05 Saturday Feb 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

≈ 4 Comments

Playlist by Algernon

The night they drove ol dixie down – Joan Baez

The Letter – Joe Cocker

Mandolin Wind – Rod Stewart

Gemini Dream – The Moody Blues

I touch myself – The Divinyls

I started a Joke – The Bee Gees

King of wishful thinking – Go West

This girl is a woman now – Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

Mine forever – Lord Huron

What’s going on – Marvin Gaye

I feel the earth move – Carole King

Will you still love me tomorrow – Amy Winehouse

Down city streets – Archie Roach

Best of 2021 Volume 1

16 Sunday Jan 2022

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

≈ 4 Comments

Playlist by Algernon

Streets of your town – The Go Betweens

Maggie May – Rod Stewart

Child in Time – Deep Purple

Beautiful world – Devo

Vienna – Ultravox

Fever – Peggy Lee

I’m a Believer – The Monkees

Rainy night in Georgia – Tony Joe White

Love like you used to – Lord Huron

Inner city blues – Marvin Gaye

You’ve got a friend – Carole King

Roll away the stone – Leon Russell

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  • A funny one from the vault. June 29, 2022
  • Two Albums. June 25, 2022
  • Music to relax by Volume 3 April 16, 2022
  • How to Become Prime Minister – Tool Time April 2, 2022
  • Songs of 1982 April 1, 2022
  • Songs of 1972 March 19, 2022
  • Music to relax by – Volume 2 March 13, 2022
  • Music to Relax By. Vol 1 February 18, 2022
  • Melanie, Renee and Patti – 40 to 50 Years February 13, 2022

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