March 17, 2010 by gerard oosterman
The trip back on the Lambretta was slowed down considerably by the engine’s electronic contact points closing up so that the timing combination of points and spark plug became out of synchronisation, not right. This affected the power and each hill I did in second gear. I kept resetting the points but after a while they would be closing up again. I had a spare set of points so I managed to replace but the same problem kept occurring. Anyway, I stuck to the Hume Highway and limped past the border where everyone had to stop for fruit fly inspection. Then idled past that bloody Gundagai Dog, but wherever I could order large T-bones in cafes along the way to ease the troubles of heart and Lambretta. It helped! The problem with the points was now so acute and the going so slow that often I saw the same landscape and same farmhouse twice.
In those days the traffic was not bad, and while riding the Lambretta I finally thought out the problem of the closing gap of the contact points. It was just before that big hill near Camden that I figured it was not the points at fault but that bit of six cornered bauxite or Bakelite that was wearing so quickly. Each corner of this Bakelite item made the points open up at every rotation, which in turn would give the spark to the plug. I tested it by putting a tiny speck of grease on it. Like magic, the rest of the trip was without any closing of the contact points. As I triumphantly entered the Revesby neighbourhood I passed my dear mother who, as so often, was walking home with her shopping trolley loaded up with the family’s food. It was nice to sleep in my own bed.
There now came a period of serious consolidation and reflection. Those Melbournian girls in need of Dutchmen were put on the bottom shelf and my search for relief from Ma paw and her five daughters in preference to some one’s real daughter would now be pursued much more seriously but also locally. The time for inward looking and coming to grips with reality was of the essence. No more far away pipe dreams, regurgitating past events. My sunburnt scarred nose needed careful rehabilitation and I traded my Lambretta in for an ex-police motor bike with side-car. It was a genuine police blue coloured Triumph 650 CC with a lovely sound. This was a serious bike and cars in front of me would notably slow down. I was drunk with power and imagined being a real policeman, fining any motorists seen smiling with happy girl friends.



A big problem looming was that as secretary of the Parramatta Lambretta club it was againt the rules to have a motor bike, let alone ride one. I used to park a mile away from the Parramatta Ambulance Hall for our fortnightly meetings. I was an accepted bodgie with an accent and a devout convert to Lambretta. It was becoming untenable and I must have looked shifty, yet they were all the friends I had at the time and included attractive Widgies…
Anyway, about that dilemma in the future.
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When you back off on a Trump twin you get that lovely hollow growl, completely different to modern Japanese bikes which have that “ring ning ning ning ning” sound. Even a lot of the four strokes these days rev high and don’t have that satisfying roar, that “bwarrrrrrr, grumble grumble crack grumble crack”.
It’s always been my position that the sound a bike makes is most of the loving of the thing. I’m fondly remembering a mates 850 Commando as he pulled away at speed on the F4 back in 1974. Left me and my little cafe racer buzzing like a mosquito while he tore up the tar sounding like, well like an 850 Commando.
He died on that bike and I sold mine about three months later but I still love the sound the old bikes make. There’s nothing quite like sitting near a big single and hearing it go “thump thump thump”. Ranks along with listening to a Blackhawk power up and take off. I love that one too.
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It always makes me sad to hear of a fellow bike rider going to Valhalla on the express. Mind you, that would be my preferred exit over a slow dementia any day.
But I loves a Norton 850 story.
Here’s mine. A late 1970s Norton 850 Interstate.
Next door neighbour at say 20, bought one. A beautiful silver beast with a totally dysfunctional electric starter. He had it parked on a strip of concrete that went out to the clothesline – to give it a bath on Saturday morning. I had a CB 250 gold tank Honda (second hand $400). The Norton cost him over 2 grand. A lot of dosh in the 1970s.
He wanted to thrill us both by kicking it over and making that lovely sound. Unfortunately it backfired and threw him up into the clothesline wires – and the bike fell over and dented the tank.
As a gentleman, of course I laughed like a hyena and mocked him for weeks if not years.
Some bastard stole the bike before he had had it a year. Uninsured.
Then he bought a Lancia Beta 2000. And pranged it – writing it off.
I guess some boys just should not be allowed to own great toys.
As for big singles, the British bikes of the 70s weren’t a patch on stuff like the Yamaha XT500 or the littler Honda XL 250s and later the SL350.
And I have a special place in my heart for the divine Ducati 250 and 350 singles.
Maybe you ought to pen some bike stories too, Waz – and we know T2 and Jules most likely have a lot to say here !
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Nice bike, Gerard!
🙂
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Was the side car removable?
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No, it wasn’t.
Being inexperienced I thought it could tip over taking a right hand turn too fast. In fact, the opposite. I found out when a too sharp and too fast a left hand turn tipped me over and I broke my right hand.
Ma paw was much chagrined.
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If the girl in the sidecar were very heavy, leaning towards obesity, would the whole thing collapse ?
In those days people in general were lighter, weren’t they…so the problem did not really arise.
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No, no, the sidecar was very sturdy. I would often take my brother hunting and we had a tent and lots of food. (spuds, cabbage and knakworst.)
A large girl or stout wench could easily be accommodated and they were sometimes accommodating.
They had to hold big coppers too!
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Knakworst?
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Yes,
How did you know. It was before you were born. Psychic?
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I remember the sidecar passenger being known as a ‘monkey’, because they were expected to counter the tendency for the whole thing to tip over by scrambling all over the ‘outfit’, as a bike and sidecar were called.
Does this say something about Young Erard’s choice in lady friends?
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No not psychic more like psychotic but really just curious what beast goes into a knak?
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Big M, I believe they became somewhat less monkey-like as the time went by…
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Hung -Ho,
The word Knakworst might have 2 explanations.
They are a kind of snappy sausage. The sound of snappy is ‘knak’ in Dutch.
The other and most likely, is it’s association with the English word knackery. Going to the ‘knackery’. Being made into sausage.
Anyway, they are a nice sausage.
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…in life’s ups and downs, the mettle of a man is shown…
Just out of interest: how many cylinders on that Ttriumph ? Ten maybe…?
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No Helvi, just 2. But they were big ones. Grrr,Grrrrummmpfff.
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mmmmmm…
Gerard, two big ones!!
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Gez. Man after my own heart. Bless you and all who ride with you. I suspect you’ve gotten me started thinking about so many miles on two wheels. YES !
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