http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/22/2879456.htm?section=justin
There are several suspects. Needless to say, with Hung having gone overseas to catch up with some mates, casting asparagusions might inevitably lead to him or to some of his other well connected underground below sea level acquaintances. Police are on the look-out for a Zephyr with a load of TV’s under the tarp.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
You not suffering from Asperger’s syndrome, Gez? Only asking.
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Asparagursions is the correct spelling of course.
It is what one gets as the result of eating it. Asparagus.
It’s what gives one’s urine that aroma.
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Uncle Dodgy, the gatekeeper, is not happy about this.
“Zhere I vash”, he said to reporters “zhleeping off luntch, ven it all happent. It jusht zhows dat you can’t trusht anybody zhese dayzh. Zhese are all goot boyzh, rilly and Oi don haff a glue.”
The reporters agreed.
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Nice to have you on board Tomokatu.
If you had any of the nursing back to life that I have enjoyed a few weeks ago, (not least of all from the ‘one with the golden hands,’ the lovely H. sitting next to me , stroking my hands) at Goulburn Base Fospital, you would understand the wisdom never to leave this fair and feisty country of fours.
How Hung must rue the decision to have gone to the Low Lands, now stuck with a load of TV’s at Schiphol slowly getting ashed under.
Just hope he has been able to contain himself away from those ‘windows’ in Amtarrdam.
Sorry, about those spelling mistakes but my letters on the keyboards have disaffeared.
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Never mind the typos, all i want know what are asparagusions…
Could anyone understand your instructions?
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Always ready for the putdown H, what a shame
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Well, I did not understand Gez’ instructions, so he gave the Netherlands job to you; he trusted you to know what asparagurions means…Herman Hapfield seems to know it as well….
Pleased that you are smiling again, Hung. What goes around comes around…
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That’s a false belief anyway I’ve moved on
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If you are the real Tomokatu, tell me about Shintaro and your record collection?
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I thought it may be an inside job, but sounds more like an inside out job.
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The gate is sacry and so is the man…look at those huge paws on him…
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