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There can’t be greater joy than in learning that the IPod has been responsible in a 20% increase in pedestrians being hit by cars crossing roads while caressing their IPods. Can you imagine? Well, actually I can.
During my ceaseless exploration and expeditions of large Shopping Malls, of which I have presently got a bee in my bonnet, I almost hit one IPod addict crossing River Road at Revesby last week. Of course, if I would have had more sense I should not have swerved and instead increased speed and aim straight for him. In a trance and totally out of it, this bloke of around 60 with a pony tail, not only was stroking or poking his mobile but crossed the road diagonally with turtle speed as well.
It was on a Sunday afternoon that we decided to see what happened to Nr 50 Mc Girr Str, Revesby, the abode where I spend so many formative years during the late fifties absorbing petuniated suburbia and its fenced off venetian blinded population of which bon-fire night was about the only time our street would be outside ‘en masse’.
I managed to talk Helvi in doing a double and combine it with the delights of a ‘Bankstown Square’ visit en route. Well, Bankstown Square exceeded all expectations even though we were a bit late of the Sunday. The car park was having gaps here and there; people must have had their fill of shopping and left. Some shops were also lowering their see through shutters. Never mind, it still did contain the vibes that are familiar to those that frequent those malls. In Bankstown it is where multi culture-ism is at its peak. It is also the most horrible monstrously obvious a failure of aesthetics.
Dante’s inferno made visible in techno colour with an overwhelming hissing sound that, even for the deaf, dominated hearing aids and GPS’s. It must be the sound of the swishing credit card swiped and multiplied thousands of times combined with the licking of giant towering smoothies and slurping slushies by kids running amok. Bankstown square is where the hurling of credit cards towards the shops’ cash registers has reached the zenith of consumerism. Not even Mr Harvey could have dreamt of such riches and from the poor as well. What proof of triumph over adversity could one still achieve?
Of course, nothing could have been further from Mrs Ross and my mother’s mind some forty years earlier. In fact it was the exact opposite, not to spend or loose, but to gain something from Bankstown Square. It was the year of 1966 that Bankstown Square shopping opened. It was after Roselands but even so, another 6 page spread in the papers and banners floating in the sky from twin winged planes that would take off from Bankstown aerodrome every couple of hours so.
What drew mum and Mrs Ross was nothing financial or need to consume. No, it was during winter that both used to get the bus on River Rd, Revesby to Bankstown Square in order to enjoy the warmth of the air-conditioning. Waking up during winter was something and this, mum repeated endlessly, “not even during the war in Rotterdam”, had our family suffered cold as we did then in Revesby during winters. The locals were heroic as well as stoic and some in shorts defying the most flabbergasted of the Euro-centric. Mrs Ross simply spent entire winters in a good long duffel coat, wearing it both inside as well as outside, only to be taken off minutes before bedtime, diving below the blankets.
“Cold to the bones”, mum said as she and Mrs Ross used to step up into the bus to Bankstown Square. “It was so nice and warm there”, mum used to tell us.
So what did happen to Nr 50 Mc Girr Str, Gerard?
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Hi Algernon:
Thank you for asking.
50 McGirr Street is the same in size but now cladded in zinc alume instead of fibro. The roof tiles have been changed to a dark charcoal. On the side they have erected a paling fence. The garage in which we, all 8 of us, lived for 2 years, is still there. The gum tree at the corner that my father planted is huge. Many of those early fifties cottages have been demolised to make way for those ridiculous double story monsters. You know, with fake columns soaring up to hold some paper mache edifice.
Revesby has many houses but streets are as empty as ever except for parked cars. Some houses have perfect lawns and razorsharp edges along the pebble creted concrete driveways.
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These i-things are all the go in inner west cyberia. So are bicycles. Riding and ipodding simultaneously seems to me to be an excellent way of escaping the gene pool. And pedestrians “just stepping out” say goodbye.
People use them in cars too. I hope they get totally run down by a speeding ambulance. Ironic and poetic justice at the same time.
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“There can’t be greater joy than in learning that the IPod has been responsible in a 20% increase in pedestrians being hit by cars crossing roads while caressing their IPods”
The old “one in five”. Don’t believe a word of it.
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Twenty procent was publicly proclaimed by the our own and very ABC’s ” Just In.” some days ago. I feel pretty sure that is right. I suppose those GPS’rs would show those crossing roads while engaged with their IPods.
My GPS keeps reminding me in a very feminine voice,”you are over the speed limit’. I wonder how long it will take for speeding tickets to be issued on the basis of satelite surveillance?
My mum said: “worries never stop!” Was she right?
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gerard, not casting nasturtiums on you. The “one in five” thing is my bonnet bee. As I recently complained somewhere on Unleashed, it is the figure that these studies always come up with. You know, one in five school children have been sexually abused. One in five women are victims of domestic violence soon after birth. (That was the Unleashed article BTW.) Just google “one in five”.
It must be some kind of magic attention getting number. Whenever I see it, I stop paying attention. I think usually they reach it by redefining the shock/horror event they want to get attention for. That would be the more honest ones.
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I can’t relate to shopping malls being an emotional or moral issue, apart from ugly architecture, which however does not need to be the case . But everyone is entitled to their own bees. Some centres are more upmarket, some less.
I did drop into our local one a few times when the kids were little to escape Sydney’s stinking hot January weather. I wonder what your parents found to burn in Rotterdam to keep warm.
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Nothing much during the war. But then, Holland never claimed to be a warm country. Not in our wildest dreams could my mum have imagined sleeping with just a 5 mlm sheet of asbestos sheeting separating her sprouts from minus 5 frost.
Ah, it is a tough country where men are men and sheep….are nervous. 🙂
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Sadly Mrs Ross’ garden was still treeless, almost plantless…well ,there was grass in it.
Your dad’s garden used to look very nice, so now it was all hidden behind an ugly paling fence…at least it wasn’t zinc-alumn, which ought to please you Gez!
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Sorry, Gez, I’m an iPod addict, and can’t walk anywhere without it, but previously was a mobile CD player addict, prior to the miniturisation of everything. Yesterday my colleagues were trying to sell the benefits of an iPhone. “So many ‘apps’, on-line all of the time, it’s even got a GPS!”
“How much?” I asked.
“Only $75- per month”
“So that covers everything?”
“No, only the mobile phone.”
“Your husband’s got one, at $75 a month, plus a landline, plus broadband internet.?”
“Yes, it’s great.”
“So, about 200 bucks a month, just for communications?”
“Yep”
“That’s more than we pay for phone, gas internet and electricity!”
“Yes.”
“So, what are the benefits?”
I’m a stingy bastard.
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