A bloke called Diogenes emerged from Greece! Hey, I just know, lately my nocturnal operations provided quality? Really? Study the universe, virtual wisdom, xenophobic yawn, zark!
Hey! Shit man. What? An alpha or betic or maybe even diabetic dream? Hmm, what’s going on ? Must be time to go back out into space. Jules, you know, the S.S. Julian II, my spaceship, is hiding on the dark side of the moon. Hmm, good name for an album. Jules hates being spotted as a UFO by NASA and all those other space freaks that are looking for life outside Earth. See Earth can’t join the space community because we are still too tribal. Jules says that there’s nothing worse than a redneck American farmer that says “Eye’s seeen a UFO”. Cause we all know that aliens and UFO’s only appear in front of redneck American farmers. Well, sort of.
Anyhoo, I’ve had a gutful of sports stars and the like so today I’m going to talk to shadow Finance Minister Joke Hocknee. To make it easier to follow the interview I’m gonna do the initials thing at the side.
FOW: So Joke, you are good with maths then?
JH: Yes Sandy, one plus one equals two or thereabouts. Just depends on the core lie/non core lie theory.
FOW: Yes, but Joke you must surely understand investment strategies, shares etc. that must have a long term positive effect for the Australian voting public?
JH: Yes Kerry, er, um, Sandy, if we juxtaposed the symbiosis of the syntax we can say that nothing is certain. Except for certainty.
FOW: You must be concerned at the dollar meeting parity with the Greenback?
JH: Yes Sandy, the Greenback whale is welcome in our waters at any stage. We are all for conversation.
FOW: Don’t you mean conservation?
JH: Yes, that too, what ever it is.
FOW: As shadow treasurer do you see your party being able to reign in the banks on interest rates?
JH: Absolutely Sandy. One word from the banks and we will do whatever they want.
FOW: So Joke, If I could grant you a wish, what would you like to see happen?
JH: Oh it’s easy Sandy. Work your guts out for nothing while your boss gets rich.
That’s all tonight from the Devon Hurty Report, I’m Sandy O’Way, Canberra.