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The phone rings “Sandy it’s the Bish, I’ve been going through my records” Hmm, this is dangerous. The Bish records everything and is always ready to use it to his advantage. “I want you to talk to Peetar Garret” Hmm, wonder what this poor bloke has done to the Bish. “You know the singer from Midday Toil. I want you to have a short jocular conversation with him, short and jocular.” Not ringing any bells here, yawn.
“Okay Bish” I reply, anything to get him to zarking shut up. “So this bloke Peetar, what do you want to ask him him?” I ask, sighing deeply at my extreme disinterest as I really couldn’t care.
“Find out about what’s going on in Correa, you know MASH and all that.” roars the Bish. No I don’t really. MASH, Suicide is Painless, poetry ever if there was some. Series ran longer than the war.
Anyhoo enough of that lets go. I grab a cab to the airport and jump a plane to Canberra. I bribe my way into the press room with some green stinky stuff the Bish gave me. Sheet, how can people smoke that stuff amazes me but all the guards love it.
I see Peetar having a coffee at the buffet, alone, this is my chance,
FOW: So Peetar, Australia has lots of military allies around the world. In your view who do we have the strongest link with?
PG: U.S Forces give the nod
FOW: So is this a good thing for Australia?
PG: It’s a setback for your country
FOW: So on to the problems with Correa what do you see happening there?
PG: Bombs and trenches all in a row, Bombs and threats still ask for more
FOW: Will the Correan conflict effect the globe Peetar?
PG: Divided world, the CIA, say who control the issue
FOW: Do you think negotiations with the parties will help?
PG: You leave us with no time to talk
FOW: Peetar, do you have an official account of what’s happening on the ground?
PG: You can write your own assessment
FOW: Can you expand on that please Peetar?
PG: Sing me songs of no denying, seems to me too many tired, waiting for the next big thing
FOW: So for the man in the street, what should they look for?
PG: Will you know it when you see it
FOW: And the effect on our youth?
PG: High risk children, dogs of war
FOW: Do you think that the Correan conflict will affect investment brokers such as those in Wall St?
PG: Now market movements call the shots, business deals in parking lots, waiting for the meat of tomorrow.
FOW: Does this mean a refrain for the Australian economy Peetar?
PG: Sing me songs of no denying, seems to me too many tired, waiting for the next big thing.
FOW: So look, times running out but briefly would you like to sum up the current situation?
PG: Everyone too stoned to start a mission, people too scared to go to prison
We’re unable to make decisions, Politicians party line, don’t cross that floor,
L. Ron Hubbard can’t save your life, Superboy takes a plutonium wife
In the shadow of Ban The Bomb we live…..
FOW: Yes, well that’s all we have time for . Is there any message you would like to make certain the audience is in chorus with your thoughts?
PG: Sing me songs of no denying , seems to me too many tired, waiting for the next big thing
nevillecole said:
Love it, Hung… I’d go back to bed now but i can’t…it’s burning and how could i sleep when my bed is burning?
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Hung One On said:
I think you have to ask yourself a question to get the appropriate answer.
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Warrigal said:
The wrong instrument for the job. Sorta like Pete himself.
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Hung One On said:
Did you watch the Librarians WM, the Oils cover band in the series was call Oils ain’t Oils. Garrett did a cameo in the final episode. All good fun. They ended the show with Power and the Passion.
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atomou said:
But he just sort of looked thtoopit! He did nothing, said bugger all… I was hoping for at least a bit of sweat on his face!
Good one, as usual, Hungs!
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Emmjay said:
Sadly the Labor party has a way of treating the famous and good of heart like shit. Cheryl Kernot, Maxine McKew. Both sold pups.
I kind of wonder what happened to the public servants who dropped Pete in the shit over the Pink Batts disaster. Unless of course he was advised against the rush but forced to toe the party line of spend like drunken sailors to stave off the GFC.
“He’s out there, you know”
It’s Kennedy’s shadow
From White Cross to Michigan”
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Big M said:
Point taken, Emm. The Insulation Scheme could have been the greatest thing in the history of politics, with just a little fine tuning!!
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Lehan Ramsay said:
Nice mash, Hung. I find it odd that Peter Garrett doesn’t seem to have any eloquence as a politician. Have you heard him say stuff that got your attention in the way that his songs sometimes did?
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Hung One On said:
Pretty right Lehan. I think it applies to them all once they join a particular party.
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H said:
Lehan, eloquence in Australian politics is a rare occurence; Paul Keating has it bucketfuls though…
I like Peter Garrett, and I love Kristina Kenneally’s style, and Lindsey Tanner has the charm of a well worn RM Williams boot (a compliment)…
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Lehan Ramsay said:
I have to say, I always feel like laughing when Bob Katter opens his mouth, he’s a fun cartoon character, like one of the Molong Boys.
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Big M said:
I’ve met Peter,once. he’s the absolute antithesis of his stage persona. Shy, quietly spoken, takes time to think about his answers. Not suitable for the rough and tumble of politics.
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Hung One On said:
Big M, I think he is great but I reckon they all have to fall in line. He would suit running a foundation of some kind.
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Big M said:
Hung, I agree. He’s quite intelligent, sensitive, genuinely interested in other humans…unsuitable for politics!
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