HELL HOSPITAL
Episode 10
By theseustoo
(Disclaimer: this series of stories is completely fictional and none of the persons, places or institutions in these stories are real, but figments of my own imagination. Any similarity to any real person, place or institution is entirely coincidental.)
After her narrow escape, Loreen decided it would be a good idea to keep a low profile for a while, so when the psychologist she had decided to visit on the advice of her friend, Nurse Julia from the Psych Ward, suggested that Loreen should prepare a bag for herself and then enter the Psych Ward for a few days’ observation, she welcomed it with a sigh of relief. Eating in the ward would keep her away from the staff canteen and thus minimise the chance that her presence might jog someone’s memory about the mystery siren who had lured the unfortunate Swannee to his doom…
“Don’t worry Loreen,” the shrink had said, as he opened his office door for his client as her session drew to a close, “…once we’ve observed you for a few days and run some tests, we’ll probably find there’s nothing wrong with you; we’ll find out what these apparitions you keep seeing really are… and what they really mean!”
“Thank you Dr Frood”, she had replied, as if her sigh of relief were a sigh of reluctance, “… I’m sure you know what you’re doing, of course; it’s all for the best…” The burden of looking after Nurse Paula had been something of a strain lately and she had begun to wonder about the sanity of following the advice of anyone spoken to during a transcendental experience. Yet she could not deny that had she not been there on several occasions, Nurse Paula’s actions would most certainly have been lethal for certain patients. Though she doubted her own sanity now, she still felt compelled to act on those occasions when she had realised the meaning of the clues in the crosswords; and she was never without a copy of ‘Take 5’ magazine in her pocket, buying the latest edition the moment after it arrived in the hospital’s shop. But she couldn’t understand why it had been she who had been chosen for this task; she’d never even been particularly religious.
Her relief at managing to escape the scrutiny of the diners in the staff canteen for even a few days was somewhat tempered, however, when she found herself in a bed right next to Catherine Swan… the now-infamous mad murderess who had killed her husband. The poor woman had completely refused to recognise her baby when it had been presented to her; indeed Catherine’s memory of having been married and had any children at all had completely vanished; she now thought she was in the convent to which she’d been prepared to go after a sadly fatal performance had put an end to her partner’s life and simultaneously brought her career as a knife-thrower to a premature close just before she had allowed herself to be persuaded by the blandishments of the then youthful Swannee.. She spent most of her waking hours in prayers or meditations, but the nature of these prayers and meditations was very unpredictable; sometimes they involved the hospital’s patron saint and seemed relatively benign, whilst at other times she seemed to be communicating fearfully with someone she referred to only as the Dark One; occasionally she would speak, snarl, growl and otherwise communicate as if she actually were the Dark One.
Loreen decided that Catherine was totally ‘out of it’. She showed no sign whatsoever that she recognised the woman who now occupied the next bed, so Loreen decided that her chances of remaining undiscovered were still much better here than at work. Of course, she still had to keep an eye on Paula, but Loreen knew Paula’s schedule by heart and had no difficulty in ‘disappearing’ from the ward whenever her protege had a serious mishap. Yes, she would be much safer here, she thought, with some satisfaction.
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On a dimension the existence of which today’s scientists can scarcely dream of, the Dark One brooded; an eternity was coming to an end and he sensed that release from his eternal imprisonment was nigh; sensing a weakness, he extruded a metaphysical pseudopod into that group of dimensions which our scientists recognise as ‘Space-Time’ and found sympathetic vibrations; gently, he eased himself into Elaine’s receptive consciousness… Manipulating this one would be easy, he thought.
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Helloo asty.
Meantime, my earnest apologies to all the stories I have skipped and comments on The Dot not made meantime … to catch up to Hell Hospital (HH). Comparing notes. I have not been well dear piglets and still recuperating. In fact I was recently a guest in Bordertown Hospital for a few days…nothing to worry on. I am interested to read of the continuing experience of these hapless HH associates and in-patients, sometimes ‘out of its’ as definitely where I was recently myself resident I witnessed strong historical similarities that surfaced in Warrigal’s wonderful yarn spinning, reference to Molong Hospital. Propriety demands I not spill all the beans. 😉
Wonderful … truly … hospital the Bordertown. 🙂
Asty, perhaps because it’s been so very long since the last episode, as well you have been through this recent throes of moving, this attempt is sterling. Just because this is hysterically funny is no reason to let your guard down about whether you can repeat yourself as funny with another. It is wiser to write another episode when you best immediately can. It stops the fan club for ‘HH’ clamouring for more and crying poor erratically.
I like long sentences as a skill. And skilful these are showing what a grasp you have of English and its build. In the context of style, my thought is the writing might best return in successive epsiodes to the clipping pace of the delivery in previous episodes (as I recall them the sentences are shorter) … that have brought us thus far to the still stupendously, wonderfully entertaining drama ‘HH’.
Soooooo funny, Asty.
‘shoe 🙂
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Thank you ‘Shoe… Sorry to hear you were unwell, though glad to hear you’re over it… Hope you’re feeling better now. And that you have more or less settled… I have more or less settled in, though not without a certain amount of stress… I’ll take a few piccies and email ’em to you if you’re curious about how the place looks now. You could do the same for me and your ‘policeman’s house’ too, if you like. I still have the same email address. Phone number and physical addy are different though; I’ll email you those too, if you want…
In fact I’d like to dedicate this chapter to you ‘Shoe, since your own recent revival of interest in HH was the primary motivator behind its being written… So, this one’s for you ‘Shoe!
🙂
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Hey asty, this library is so cold with its airconditioning today!
I would like to wrap up in the calico curtains I bought from op shop and popped into shopping bag I since tied the handle of over, into knot and stashed whole behind my back as a cushion. 🙂
Mind the curtains are destined to be throws for fine found objects … bit worse for wear but swivel @ adjustable office chairs.
Sure email me with piccies, Dave. I have one so far.
‘Incidentally’ the house has been a private residence all along so we can discount the ‘historic police house’ theory. That was fun regardless. I learned from an elderly woman at the library and we got chatting, whose association is close to the house and its history.
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RE: Dedication .
I am delighted to read of your consideration of the dedication of Episode Ten of Hell Hospital to me, asty and especially for the honour of bestowal and I accept. It is beholden on me to accept. It is for the piglets.
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Asty, That’s what they say sort of at those knighthood ceremonies. And orders of oz thingymigummies to justify casting all previous youthful embrace of distaste for awards … especially advanced by the reigning monarch … Liz … adrift.
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I however am making something of a production of this production of an award … that I do love … because I know that piglets have been urging you asty to write more HH and I … simply … added my voice.
A thousand cheers for the piglets.
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Thank you, asty and thank you piglets. I could never have done it without you. 🙂
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Thanks for your news ‘Shoe; pity about the non-policeman’s house… Still, it does look a nice place to live in anyway and that’s the most important thing.
I appreciate you constructive criticism of my long sentences, ‘Shoe, and must admit that this episode was straight off the top of my dome! I usually edit several times for stylistic and grammatical errors, but this one was, I’m afraid, written and posted in rather a hurry.
Yes, please email me your addy and phone number; is your email addy still the same or have you had to change it? (Mine is…) If you email me your new email addy too I’ll post you some pics; I think it looks pretty cool, but it seems to me far too many insects seem to like it too; gotta get some cockroach baits and I’ve also declared war on spiders and earwigs!
It’s a territorial war, I’m afraid; if you let ’em in and don’t keep their numbers down, they end up taking over the place and I’ve never really been a lover of insectoid kind, regardless of their ‘endless fascination’…
I miss having a carport; now the car’s like a sauna ever time I want to go anywhere and I have to open up all the windows to at least get the heat down to outside temperatures before I get in it…
Played a few songs for the neighbours at a recent sausage sizzle and it seemed to go down well; made a couple of friends, who’ve invited me over for coffee anytime I want (but you know how much of a solitary old curmudgeon I really am; so I’ll probably still stick to myself most of the time, though I don’t mind playin’ em a few songs every now and then… looking out for local musos etc too…).
Walking with a single stick all the time now; have dismissed my helper and finally feel like my house is my own again (sort of…) It’s so light here I find it hard to sleep past 9.30; and it’s hard to get into the habit of writing during the day when I’m so used to doing it late at night/early mornings… but I think in the end it may prove to be good for me.
That’s about all the news I can think off and I gotta go to the post office now; so I’ll see you later.
🙂
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You’ve forgot to thank ‘all the little people’ ‘Shoe! I mean, you’ve thanked all the piglets an’ all, but I’m sure you’ve upset the entire leprechaun community of the Emerald Isle!
(Just kiddding!)
😉
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Helluvaplace!
The Dark One waiting…
I guess it all goes with the name.
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Maybe he’s just a dude with a deep tan, Big M… (Just kidding!) I’m going to try to take Sandshoe’s advice and pump out the next episode as soon as possible, but I still have a few distractions to deal with left over from the ‘Big Shift’… I’ll try to get it done by Friday… (emphasis on the word ‘try’!)
🙂
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A true story with lots of details.
I suppose that ‘the chances of remaining undiscovered’ would always be better than ‘the remains were discovered’. At least with the first option there is still the possibility of life. Still the second option is better that ‘the remains were never discovered’.
It pays to be optimistic.
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I’m glad you enjoy the details and the story, Gerard. Of course, the ‘remains’ were taken down to the morgue, where they were ritually resurrected as Elaine’s ‘undead’ slave… of course, Elaine is herself serving a ‘higher cause’… or thinks she is. Dunno… I’ll have to decide what I plan to do with Elaine. And Catherine… And the cricket team… And, of course, Paula! So many possibilities, so little time…
😉
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As I have forgotten who is who in the story, I’ll have to re-read the previous chapter before I can comment.
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Ah, so you’ve seen through my little scheme, have you Helvi?
😉
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“a metaphysical pseudopod….” classic bullshit T2, well done
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Praise indeed! Thanks Hung!
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Hi T2.
Can you please send me your Email address, I don’t know what I have done with it.
Meanwhile, may I insert a pic ?
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I was kinda hoping that someone would want to insert a pic Emmjay…
BTW, may I use pics from the Pigs’ Arms on my own blog? (I’m thinking specifically of those which were added to HH… and Cyrus etc…) not sure who was responsible for most of ’em, but I thought if I ask permission publicly, their posters will have a chance to say ‘yay’ or ‘nay’… I do hope it will be ‘yay’ though…
In the meantime, Emmjay, ‘knock yourself out’, as they say!
My email address is the first name I used on this blog and under which I was welcomed to the Pigs Arms at an extinct flightless bird and the usual ‘dotcom’ ending for Australia (remember this has an extra dot and a coupla more letters too!) Hope this explains it well enough…
If not, I’ll try sending you an email and you can just ‘reply’ to it…
Looking forward to seeing what kinda pic you choose…
😉
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