Richard the Plumber

In the late fifties and early sixties one of the worst addresses one could possibly live at was Balmain. One of the best was Pott’s Point. We first lived in Pott’s Point and then moved to Balmain. The bank manager warned us, said, “It’s an area of cut throats and commie wharfies”. He gave us grudgingly a $7000. – – loan which to buy a $12.500 weatherboard home with. This home was situated almost on the harbour’s edge with glorious views.
Last Saturday we, as we often do, went to Sydney to see a movie combined with a visit for a possible bargain to the famous Rozelle markets. As we sauntered around, a man kept looking at me. He had a Chinese face and seemed vaguely familiar. We had just bought a potato and bean salad ‘combo’. We know that this Turkish food stall would be there as always, another reason to also go there. As well as the Turkish food stall there was the same band that I had admired before. They go through a lot of work just to set-up. Amplifiers, crossover units, microphones and stands, sound mixers and massive power boards, miles of leads. Boy can they play, and not for money either. No empty guitar& violin case. A drummer, guitarist, mouth organ and sax, and they let it all just rip. They are in their late forties and must just play for the heck of it.
The Chinese man kept looking and said,” Gerard”,” I am Richard, do you remember?”
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Turned out is Richard Chiu, the plumber. He would be the most reliable plumber, always on time, always within the quote, always civil. That pesky old terracotta drain used to get blocked with the thirsty eucalypt roots. Richard would turn up with the electric eel, clear it in no-time.
He was the perfect reflection of us having aged, except in his case he was some years younger, still working but taking it easier, “just a couple of days a week”’, he said.” I am a bit crook, got a few health things”, “cancer”, he added. He looked sideways, for just a quick moment. I felt he did not want to elaborate. It explained his rather jaundiced look. He keenly talked about his plans, had bought some land up north, planned to retire there with his wife. His son had grown up as all our kids had. So and so, had moved, another mutual long ago friend had died, someone else had divorced. We went down the list of mutual acquaintances and history of years ago.
Now Balmain is gone. I mean the houses are 2 million plus and chockers with lawyers and other type of cut throats, different crooks.
Everything changes. I suspect we might have moved into the era of saying goodbye to pasts and friends. Still, we won’t need the electric eel here, all brand new drainage.
Richard the plumber is hanging in there still.
Very pleasant piece Gez, and an intrigueing photo. I have enjoyed reading the comments too. Think I saw this area first when I was about 12 and my brother drove his visiting mater, pater and little sister around the neighbourhoods of curious interest and some, notoriety.
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The price thing has been happening everywhere. It is not unique to the big capital cities. When you find a good plumber you hang on to him as long as you can. One of the many reasons we won’t budge from here – the mechanic, the butcher, the deli man our third plumber and the electrician. Our first plumber was crap, our second good but he went into real estate development – the third is a darling but I wish he was a little younger and would therefore last longer.
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If memory serves those sandstone buildings in your pic are opposite and just down the road from The London. For a very brief period in late ’76 I lived around the corner, behind the church, in a house in Campbell Street with a wonderful bloke called Allan Rodgers. Do you remember him Gerard? The place had been a boarding house and we were all involved in the renovation. It was fabulous fun tearing the guts out of the place to expose the sandstone rubble walls underneath, tearing up floorboards for renovation and relaying, all the while listening to a humongous pair of JBL studio monitors that filled the house with music from dawn to dusk. They were a very happy few months for me. I’d finished Uni, had no job and no idea that freedom could taste so sweet.
If I recall correctly Allan paid $38,000 for the place. I suspect if he’s still there his investment has matured somewhat since then.
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Yes,
I remember Alan Rogers. He has a daughter called Emma and an ex called Diane. An English Gypsy and a stalwart of the former left ALP in Balmain, where he also go beaten up at the time of the war between the right and left wing. In fact, Alan was standing in the queue when a burly ‘heavy’ from ‘Stan the Man’ asked him to make room for a ‘ pregnant lady’.
After that all hell broke loose and people got beaten up, the lights switched off and a fire extinguisher hurled out from the top floor of the Balmain Town Hall, next to the police station. After the melee, the attendance and members’ book were stolen.
We used to share the same anual ‘ maintain the rage curry’ after the demise of Whitlam. After the curry and copious amounts of Coolabah cask, you could follow a trail of ‘maintain the rage’ vomit back to Darling street.
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Later on when one of my girlfriends divorced, she shared a house with Allan and some other bloke in Short Street ,I think. Allan was a single bloke by then, and my girlfriend, a promising artist, moved back to England….
It was also nice to meet up with my old hairdresser, hers was one of the first trendy salons in Balmain next door to the London Hotel …I met many Balmain trendies there.
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I think it was the Short Street property that he had moved from when he acquired Campbell Street. Was Diane a tall blonde Political Science Tutor or some such at Sydney Uni? I’m struggling to place her.
I have an unreliable memory of her(?) and Wendy Bacon, a friend of hers, and a group of Balmain Lefties all enjoying a BBQ at a partially renovated Campbell Street while Allan, ever the garrulous and congenial host, kept everybody entertained. But I may have conflated different experiences so it’s a little unreliable.
I really should try and look him up again.
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When it comes to Allan Roger’s post marriage women it gets cloudy indeed. We were part of the vegie co-op and so was Alan and Diane. We did not see much of Diane as the split up happened between the weekly delivery of onions, carrots and other vegetables.
Allan I remember best for his deep bass voice in tandem with the size of his formidable proboscis.
I saw him last a few months ago at the Rozelle markets. He lived in the Campbell Street property for many years. It became a refuge for a number of fascinating left wing divorcees which Allan took under his wing.
My memories are also a bit vague, but do remember him fondly. He stood up for my brother John who was kicked out of the ALP because he had spoken to the media about the fight at the town-hall. My brother’s nose was broken and he thought it normal to talk about the fight afterwards. He was unaware about the ‘rule’ not ever to talk about it or to the media.He never re-joined.
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Yes, the NSW Labor Party left. It’s like Fight Club, you just don’t talk about it.
But I am determined to find Allan and drop in on him. I’ll give him your regards, Oosterpersons.
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Shit I’ll be strangled in my bed! Of course I meant the Labor Right.
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Oh chucks, that’s orrright. I knew you meant well.
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Gerard, growing up in Wollongong the locals have little chance of buying in the town. All properties have gone through the roof. It’s happened here now too, makes it really hard for kids to get a start.
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Yes, that’s right. It can’t go on forever. It will collapse as housing markets inevitably must do.
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