Geez,

The alleged impropriety of Monsieur IMF has been fuelled by yet another allegation of conduct unbecoming of the president of the IMF.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/17/3218630.htm?section=justin

Can you believe it? This time the woman alleges he ‘attacked me like a rutting chimp’. She certainly has a way with words. She is an ‘auteur’.

Imagine him coming out of the shower, no doubt having scrubbed himself up vigourishly, et voila, the maid was there and sans un moment to lose, he chucks out all caution to the wind, hurls himself onto the maid. Afterwards, hurries to catch the plane but with ten minutes to go he is led away by the police. His wife stands by her man.  Hundreds of Billions are wiped off  share markets world wide. How stupid.

Still, ‘ he attacked me like a rutting chimp’ really was a good description.

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