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Osama Ben Lardin before seals
Hi. Father O’Way here. Just thought I’d let you know that I have had an exclusive interview with , you know, with the chief villain, Osama Ben Lardin, who is on holidays in YouBetYaStan. Here’s a transcript.
FOW: So, Obama, mate, is it okay to call you Barrick?
OBL: My name is Osama, Obama is the president of the United States of America.
FOW: Wow, I love that band, you know, “Lump sits alone in a lonely heart dah dah dah da, yeah, She’s lump, she’s lump she’s in my head. She’s lump, she’s lump, she might be dead, yeah, dah, dah, dah, da, dah, da”
OBL: No, you fool, my sworn enemy
FOW: Speaking of that, do you think Barry Hall should have stayed with the Swans?
OBL: Hall and Swans, who are they, just kill.
FOW: Do you think Jamie Soward is the real play maker?
OBL: Just kill them and then find out
FOW: Do you think Shame Worn was fined to much for telling a zarking stupid cricket secretary that he was a zarking stupid cricket secretary?
OBL: Who the zark is Shame Worn I jus wanna kill yeah, man.
FOW: Will Mark Webber be able to repeat the feat of Alan Jones?
OBL: I’m coming to kill you !
FOW: Hand on a minute Ossie, there’s someone at the door
You’ve got a way wit’ y’ Hung. It’s funny. 😉
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Late to the party ! Brilliant jest, our Hung. I rate it an 8 on the Hung Sang Index 🙂
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Thanks boss
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Yes, a bit of light relief is always welcome..
I had an email…I guess others of you have seen it. It’s the one with Obama, Biden and all the inner sanctum are watching the Seals, on the monitor. Someone has inserted a small head-shot of Bin-Laden looking over their shoulders.
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The one you sent me was funny JL, using a play station hand piece “Good shot Mr President” still gives me a chuckle.
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Thanks Hung… haven’t had a good ROTFLOL in ages! Yo!
😉
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Rotflol? Hope it isn’t painful, thanks Asty.
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Sister Hung, thanks for bringing us the true transcription of THE conversation between our father, and OSB. FOW has outdone himself in the service of Gordon, there could be a promo..Bishop O’Way?? The first saint sandy???
Great work, brother, from your sibling, M
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As if Osama Bin Laden would be abbreviated OSB!
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Thank you Sister, Bishop O’Way does have a certain ring about it 🙂
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It sounds as though FOW has been written out of the plot. And what a topical way to do it. I hope he’s not replaced by that OBL character, he sounds a bit one dimensional.
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Yes Voice, silly OBL didn’t know anything about sport, what a drip
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Yes, but who won at the cr…..?
When is the last time FOW has gone to confession?
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…I think FOW has been shot, he needs a doctor or a gentle male nurse right now!
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All us male nurses are gentle H. I was able to bribe the Seals with some suspicious white powder, works every time 🙂
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40 years ago Gez but I assure you he hasn’t done anything wrong except….
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Such in-depth interviews!
How… how… how… Comment voulez-vous dire… like a snuffed candle in a bush dunny on a cold and dark night!
But it’s funny!
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Thanks ato but when that candle goes out you know you are in really big trouble
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I’d say, “deep” rather than “big” Hungsie. Very profound!
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