After the swap to the maroon coloured book ‘Riders of the Chariot’ he took up her offer of the shower at the back but first went to the butchers for some bones for Bluey. This time it was a dishevelled male that served him. He was dressed in shorts and grimy singlet. Just some bones and lamb chops, he asked. There were no books or shelving. Carcases were dangling from hooks at the back wall and a compressor was busily trying to keep the room cool. The book searcher asked where the nearest town was, somewhere with a market, he said. Oodnadatta, 180 miles from here, the butcher answered. Take plenty of water, but you might take a ride on the cattle road-train, he advised. I have got some water and food from the shop up the road, the book searcher said. Taking a shower first? The butcher smiled back, with just a hint of something more, but left untold.
He got back, gave the bones to Bluey who had patiently waited confidently that his boss would not forget. Our wanderer, now satisfied with yet another book but still unwashed went to the back of the shop for his shower. He got undressed, started to soap himself when the large breasted shop owner got through the door, offering him a towel as well as her-self. She was naked but held her hands modestly before her large pendulous breasts. I’ll soap your back, she said. She pushed him against the wall. There was limited space and the softness of her generous body pressed against his lean hardness was as good as any hot afternoon would ever get 180 miles from Oodnadatta, for him as well as her.
Afterwards, with the sun at four in the afternoon our happy book searcher bade his goodbye and wandered to just outside the settlement. He spotted a large and lonely ghost gum. He spread his swag and told the dog “sit’. He took out his P.White’s “Rider of the Chariot,” and started his first page of his unread book:
RIDERS OF THE CHARIOT.
“Who was that woman?” asked Mrs Colquhoun, a rich lady who had come recently to live at Sarsaparilla. “Ah,” Mrs Sugden said, and laughed, “That was Miss Hare.” “She appears an unusual sort of person.” Mrs Colquhoun ventured to hope.
The Restless Book Searcher had found his book, yet again.

So far so brilliant.
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softness of her generous body pressed against his lean hardness was as good as any hot afternoon would ever get 180 miles from Oodnadatta, for him as well as her.
Love your work, Gerard. Who wouldn’t be happy after a hamburger, a good root, and a good read?
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Big one, had you said “ramburger” you woulda had a jolly alliteration!
Now yev spoiled it -by a turd, I mean, third.
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“ramburger’, now my minds flooded with images of feminine curves, hot showers….
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Bugger it, Gez! Oodna was the first name that came to mind when you gave us the riddle. But I was too busy to respond within your given five seconds and then I completely forgot!
Oodna-bloody-datta!
Any IT geek (or greek) would have guessed it straight off the boom he rang!
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Big debate over here about the Oxford comma, atomic one.
I perused the Times today; Wish it were printed in Oz.
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God, I love those massive beautiful sculptures by Henry Moore…
No doubt our Jules has seen some of them on his travels to Mother England. If so, I’m envious 🙂
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In the past Helvi. Not on this flying visit.
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