Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay
Researchers believe they can get more detailed data through wild monkeys
I was reading yesterday about a plan to attach collars to wild monkeys in the countryside somewhere around Fukushima. These collars will have devices attached that collect data about the radiation levels in the area. The argument on the appropriateness of such an experiment appears to be that as the monkeys move around a lot through this terrain, the devices will be able to monitor the radiation levels randomly and perhaps gain a more accurate reading. No comment was given regarding the monkeys’ interest in IT or being adorned with chokers, however we do learn that these chokers can be controlled by remote control.
In another story hitting the press, the ABC’s drum today carries a story on how other countries are getting the advantage on Australians because their children are put in schools earlier. Dr Oberklaid of the Royal Children’s Hospital reports: “…it’s like building the foundations of a house. “If you take shortcuts, like using cheaper cement, everything that follows is potentially at risk.”” According to a quoted source, a Dr Einstein, “no problem can be solved by the same thinking which created it.”
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/text/nn20111211a3.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-14/alberici-early-childhood-education/4008962

Trunk: Pretty in Pink.
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If they just want something to move around randomly to measure levels, then they could fly some of those remote controlled little helicoptors around, I mean, they are actually made in Japan.
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The impression I get is that the great appeal of the research is the technological collar, rather than the radiation…
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My guess is that they’re now considering giving all the monkeys an iPad, to test if these collars have made them smarter or not.
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But that’s silly. Of course they’ve got smarter. They’re trying to figure out how to get out of them.
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Many of them have probably already started IT companies of their own.
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They’ll probably open a call centre soon.
Australians will be complaining about calls from ‘those bloody Japanese monkeys’.
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I reckon they should put the collars on the neo-Cons and let them wander freely in the area around Fukushima… that might do some good!
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As I understand it the monkeys might be used to see if areas are livable for people to return to. I feel sorry for any animal used for experimentation.
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Myself also.
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Me three…
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They used to use Australian soldiers!
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Ah, yes! Lab monkeys, all of us.
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Indupitably… and without exception… we’re all expendable…
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Sorry Lehan but the link you gave wasn’t walking so I took the link direct from ABC News. Hope you don’t mind.
Research has shown that children are at their best in absorbing the world when very young. After 5 or 6 years of age it has peaked. Another important point was made last week that those children & students that grew up learning more than one language usually get better results in other subjects as well.
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Not at all, Gerard.
The world is not in a classroom.
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I found myself feeling so sorry for those little wild monkeys. All that pressure to take part in the big research. How about you?
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All of the world is in a grain of sand.
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The little wild monkies couldn’t be wilder about what has happened to them.
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