Good on ye, Sport.
February 19, 2013
If sport is still seen as the holy grail of youth growing into wholesome adults, I wonder if we ought to consider the opposite. A kind of movement, like which followed that of cigarettes, which we now know are secreted behind closed doors and wearing beige uniforms. People look guilty lighting up in public with a quick avoidance of looking into the eyes of the triumphant non-smoker.
Years ago, smoking was seen as sport is now, a kind of combination of robust health and the coming of age into responsible adulthood. Remember those advertisements of a brave pilot seated in his war-plane’s cockpit, ready to teach the folks in Bremen, Hiroshima or Hamburg a good lesson? He wore goggles but in his mouth which seemed to hold a sardonic smile, there was also a Camel, all lit up, ready for anything but never ever a hint of looming cancer gnawing away at his youthful lungs. The opposite, it soothed nerves and gave patriotic confidence and made you fight and conquer enemies.
Nerves of steel, the advertisement waxed on and millions of young people took up the smoking health habit, all wanting to grow up and have the Pilot’s nerves of steel for the future. Movies were full of smoke and ash. There was nothing more seductive than Clark Gable brushing off some cigarette ash from Rita Hayworth’s blouse with fingers agonizingly trailing over her heaving but sturdy bra enveloped breasts. Unforgettable scenes of bravery when in ‘High-Noon’ and music’s ‘do not forsake me, oh my darling’ the cigarette dangled so lovely and enticingly from cowboy Carry Cooper’s lips. Many young girls fainted in the cinema in tandem with Grace Kelly’s swooning subserviently in cowboy’s arms. Yes, smoking was robust health with a Mae West gun in your pocket. A sure sign of having grown up.
This morning on my walk past those gigantic oak trees in the park, I noticed the acorns being shed by the hundreds. It brought back the days when as a very young ten year old I was already influenced by the adults, including my father and my aunty heartily smoking away. With my friends and the help of a first pocket knife we hollowed out acorns and with a small straw inserted, managed to make a workable but primitive sort of pipe. We clandestinely managed to get a packet of tobacco and lit up, gloriously grown up after school, but hidden from adults which added to the taste of the foul nicotine. Smoking before discovery of the pubescent rose buds of girls’ breasts, that was the order of things then, I remember it so well. The sheer joy and wild enthusiasm of entering the world of adventure and discovery of so much with being wickedly alive which doubled when a couple of years later girls entered the world of forbidden delights as well. It just never stopped then.
How things have changed now. A cold shower on all that smoking, perhaps not so much on girls but…while things have calmed down on budding breasts, at least they are not a health hazard as cigarettes proved to be. What a disappointment smoking turned out to be. I gave up reluctantly years ago but still enjoy someone else striking up with the smell of a fresh cigarette still having an overpowering sense with recurring memories of those forbidden delights so many years ago.
How disappointing sport turned out to be and with all those cases in Court, it is starting to resemble the turn around with cigarettes some years ago. All of a sudden, sport seems to have the stench of smoking. Corruption, drugs are rampant, insider criminal betting rings, girl friends getting glassed or worse, murdered, one wonders if the pilot lighting up in his warplane’s cockpit with a Camel wasn’t a better option after all? Who still wants to be associated with a bicycle or a ball, let alone a cricket bat or fibre blade runners. It’s all getting to be a bit dodgy. Soon too, sportsmen will be locked up as well as cigarettes.
Perhaps outdoor chess might bring out the robust man or healthy woman? Who knows and what is the world coming?
When will it all end?
Tags: Bremen, Camel, Court, Hamburg, Hirishima, Mae West, Pilot Posted in Gerard Oosterman | Edit



http://www.smh.com.au/sport/swimming/mean-machine-medallist-really-changes-his-tune-20130224-2ezn0.html
A cautionary tale here.
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Quite a few cautionary incentives in the story Googlehoo. I think we are lucky if we have the background and maturity to manage situations that sport presents. I think about it a lot lately view sport. I have lads who have experienced being in the limelight of the adulation of sports fans. How they managed it at all I dunno. They did not have a lot of guidance from parents in this respect. There is some parallel. What was that story called. The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.
I pretty well feel I am permanently running around the same old ground.
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When watching old movies one is surprised by the amount of smoking that goes on…
In Europe they seem less keen to give up this unhealthy habit. A friend was telling me how the Flamenco dancers in Spain rushed to coffee lounges to smoke after and between the performances.
The flamenco dancing looks like a pretty demanding physical activity…
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While professional sport is being rightly eviscerated globally by various enquiries, commissions of audit and police investigations into the criminality of sportspersons, administrators and others, it is well to remember that all of this is not becase of sport. It’s just the same old, same old, of greed and sociopathy. It was bound to happen once sport began producing millionaires.
The overwhelming proportion of those who engage in organised sports do so out of a love of the game, whatever that game may be. The millions of young girls playing netball, apparently, along with fishing, australias top participation sports, aren’t all looking to make a killing in some betting scam. They, like the young footballers, basketballers, cricketers, just about any sport you might care to mention are on the field of play looking for the exertion and exhileration, the sheer testing physicality of the thing. I’m not so naive to suggest that these young sportspeople aren’t interested in winning, but that’s just a bonus on top of the buzz that endures for all players well after the final whistle.
The only organised sport I now play is running with my dog down at the park every afternoon, but in my youth I swam, played soccer, hockey, canoed, all in organised competitions. Except for swimming I was never very good at any of it but I loved it all just the same and I wouldn’t part with the memories or the life lessons for all the endorsement contracts I could sign, if I’d actually been any good.
Much as I enjoyed your piece I think it’s a long bow to draw in suggesting that sport, like cigarettes will become anathema at some time in the future. Even cigarettes will survive though they’ll likely cost a fortune and only be enjoyed by those with sufficient disposable income to engage in what will have become an exercise in conspicuous consumption; more akin to driving a Ferrari or owning an ocean going yacht than simply destroying your health, essentially committing suicide at snails pace.
Anecdotally, as I was looking through our family photo albums a few months ago I was struck by how many people in the old photos were smoking, including both my parents, uncles and aunts, friends of the family, whereas in the more recent snaps hardly anyone is smoking.
Next stop: the future.
All change!!
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Yes, Googlehoover, you are right. I too enjoyed playing some sport and I wrote my usual exaggerated story about issues that crop up as life unfurls on a daily basis.
I never gave up smoking wholeheartedly and still think it is or was a cruel diversion away from people lives. I mean of course, so much is bad but when I see the nurses./aids/ cleaning ladies and men outside our local hospital, forcefully now only allowed to smoke outside hospital grounds, squatting on some paint drums cosily smoking and nattering away next to the paling fence, I feel like saying, ‘enjoy your ciggie!’ I so wish I could join them but I wont.
Life, at times sucks badly and often needs something more than just potatoes and carrots.
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WE WANT CAMELS….I prefer Alpacas…any cigarettes named after them?
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There was a cigarette that had elephants on the pack as decoration. It was smart packaging as I remember it. I am quite sure though they weren’t called Elephants. 🙂
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Ok,Shoe, I’ll bite. What is doing “coffee”? Is it perhaps a bout of incontinence while riding a bike or drinking coffee while riding.I am curious. Sport does strange things to a person.
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That’s so left field isn’t it. I supposed it’s using caffeine as a stimulant or was it an attempt at humour or to normalise stimulant use? Now I’ve answered your question with another question, that is the mystery, why & how.
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Yes, coffee is a stimulant and an unguent for obstinate bowels as well. Not always at the same time. The ‘instant coffee ‘ variety is often instant in more than one way. Anyone with constipation, take a large mug of Maxwell House and soon you’ll be in a small house.
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Does International Roast have the opposite affect Gerard?
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I am not sure of International Roast. To play it safe, I wouln’t stray too far from a toilet, perhaps 3oo metres or so. How fast can you run,Algy?
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Well I don’t drink instant coffee any more as it makes me sick (whatever they use in the process to make it). International roast seemed to be served up at most events once. We called it international mud because that’s what it represented. Not chunky in style more like a fine powder. Tasted awful.
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Well Algy, That certainly is a breath of fresh air. Years ago many thought coffee was only of the instant variety. Even today, I suspect many buy instant still.
You are right, it is as much real coffee as powdered egg is real egg.
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Lass talking about cycling tonight referred to delight her colleague did “coffee” when she was riding. We live in an insane world.
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