Louie the Fly is still around.
October 24, 2013
During the smoke haze some days ago I noticed the flies were in a frenzy as well. The sky had an eerie orange tinge. People seemed tense and walked faster than normal. It reminded me of the last days of shopping before Christmas. Perhaps the threat of fire and Christmas are related. Both are filled with a dread that something might not have been done or achieved. Did we really have enough food in the house for the upcoming festivities, and now, have I cleaned the guttering of dry leaves?
As we took our daily walk along the river with our Jack Russell Milo, I happened to choke on a fly which promptly got ingested. It reminded me of our life on the farm. Even though we left the farm three years ago, many memories persist. The best of them were the large house and the old settlers cottage from around the late 1880′ or so. We had a pool. I drove a ride-on mower and tractor to slash and keep combustible growth to a minimum.
Fire in summer was always on our minds. We had bought a petrol driven fire fighting pump and a wide arrangements of large diameter hoses with brass couplings. The first thing to go is often the supply of electricity, especially in farming communities when electricity poles catch alight. We had 40.000 litres of water from the pool at our disposal. We also prepared ourselves with buying a large generator that would give us enough power to run our sprinkler system and water taps around the farm and spare settler’s cottage. On most farms water is supplied from tanks or dams by electric pumps that get activated when a tap is turned on. We had a water license allowing us to pump 6 million litres from the Wollondilly river.
We were well prepared for bush-fire but still had anxious days when fires used to break out in the area. Fires could start by a farmer using a tractor to slash ,hit a stone, and a spark would ignite a fire in no time. Other fires were proven to be deliberately lit by bored youths. The mind boggles!
During the bushfire periods I always used to scan the sky for a hint of smoke and watched the local news. A previous bushfire in the sixties had destroyed most of the local community including a school and church.
One of the most amusing times were to be had on internet sites where the farming community used to chat with each other. Some of the responses were priceless.
A favourite subject to prop up during the heat was flies. How many did you eat today, was asked? Someone replied; I had at least twelve today, how about you?
In most French, Spanish, Greek movies, sooner or later, a scene props up whereby in the shade of a large oak, the family sits outside with a perfectly chosen outdoor setting and a table decked out and laden with food and wine. People are convivial and wild gesturing adds to the excitement. Romantic and idyllic with perhaps a bee humming around the family about the worst threat to the event.
Did you notice on the TV news about the wild-fires, the flies buzzing around the news readers faces? I felt like getting the spray can out.
We can honestly say, those scenes would be hard to achieve here. We know, we tried many times. The flies made outdoor dining on a farm impossible. The only way to do it would be to wear black netting around one’s head and pop in the food by quickly lifting the netting, even so, flies would be opportunistic and get in. Unable to escape, yet another fly would get ingested.
That’s how it was.
Tags: French, Jack Russell, Wollondilly river
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God, I love the way the French do their table settings…for years of having only placemats and linen napkins, I now do it the French way layering two tablecloths…
It’s no good saving them for the best forever, if the bottom cloth gets a persistent stain, you just cover it with slightly smaller one….voila, you have the French Look, so chic 🙂
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Good on you Helvi. I only have one table cloth and it is for Christmas and special occasions. Other than that all table mats.
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A swathe of lovely quality muslin appealed to me, but it not staunch enough to effectively serve as a table cloth. I threw over the muslin a hanging round of fine cotton lace, my table of that occasion, my small round black painted tin top table from yesteryear. So tres bon for dining in front of television with a friend, feet up on the sofa. 🙂
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Outdoor eating in Autumn and Winter and a bit of Spring is perfect. Unfortunately too many of those days are cold and wet and Autumn and Spring are too short. So much so that there are really just two months when it is perfect. Bush flies can drive you nuts. How bad they are varies from year to year. This year has been less of a fly problem – where I live that is.
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Yes, Gez, bloody flies. On one of the hottest days last week we shut the garage door to exclude some of the heat, which eventually radiates up, into the main part of the house. Literally hundreds of flies invaded as the door was closing, resulting in a huge din from their buzzing. Had to spray the buggers just to hear myself think.
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Almost at the very end of our life on the farm we found out that he best thing was to wear those black mosquito netted head protectors that Army disposal stores were selling. They would fit over a hat keeping the netting away from nostrils and mouth. The flies would sit on the outside looking in for an opportunity to get access.
If one got in I would just eat him or her.
I remember my father trying to get a hopeless early Victa to start so he could mow the grass. The flies were terrible, all crawling over his face. Dad flew into a rage, grabbed the spark-plug spanner which the opposite was a screwdriver, ran around the garden trying to murder and stab a fly, any fly.
Poor dad.
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I remember my Dad having the same response to Mormons who appeared in the front yard during a recalcitrant Victa episode!
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Once I was opposite a bushfire. I can’t imagine how we would fare here in Bordertown. There is a lot of vegetation immediately here.
No matter there was a lovely patio at the Winery/Olive Grove I visited with a bus tour last week, we were contained inside the tasting area. Later, the flies tried to make their way onto the bus latched onto our hair and clothing. 🙂
http://www.blipfoto.com/entry/3579602
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Lovely photo, ‘shoe…loved the way the vertical , artificial elements of the interior, contrasted, both in direction and shadow, with the natural, organic elements of the outside.
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Thanks Big M! I’m learning. Choosing what to shoot to tun into mono is a bit of a trick eh… so I was mighty pleased to see that potential there.
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Good shot Shoe. Show us some more of your work.
Did you kill any flies?
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An environmentally sane farmer like you is doubtless awe inspired by our present Minister for the Environment, Greg Hunt, who has stated that he gets his facts from Wikipaedia! If this is the level of Tony Abbott’s cabinet members it would be fair to ask where our esteemed Treasurer, Joe Hockey, gets his facts?
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From a packet of corn-flakes or from the back of a Woollies receipt. Greg Hunt studies tea leaves at the bottom of his Rivers bought underpants.
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GERARD: True, oh so true!
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They are all bonkers, lazy sods and ignoramuses. I don’t have a good thing to say about any of them. They have exceeded my expectations in how low they could go. Flies would probably keep well away from them as they aren’t as stupid.
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Viv, I’m feeling just like; I did not expect much good to come out from Abbott and Co…..but every day something horrible happens, and think this is the bottom…there will more ugliness tomorrow…
In the past we have had two or three good Libs, now none…..
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just like you…
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Thank you too Gez for that appreciation. And I slept on the problem of adverse publicity about Louie rotfl. I woke on the last thought before I slept for the night ‘What could be done’…but an historic win with a floral Easter bonnet featuring in a dream sequence (I was called upon on that occasion to brighten up Easter so much responsibility). The historic words of a joker approaching my retail position were ringing in my ears like the Cathedral bells, “Having a day OUT, ARE we!?”
Sticky FLY paper HATS, GEZ.
Dressed up to look like Shirley Temple curls or whatever male equivalent for the fellows. With every sale of a parcel of land in Oz. That’s it. My latest BRAIN wave. I’m as good as a salted crinkle cut chip at a barbi, eh.
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Yes, but oddly enough the nets were becoming popular with farmers too. Trying to put a fence post in with both hands on the auger or fence post digger to make the hole and flies all over your face would make life hell for many farmers.
An ode to the fencer:
The flies all crawling over lips, eyes, ears,
feasting on juicy bits of sweat and tears
You wave your hands, but flies keep landing,
how, can I dig this hole, with hands all fending?’
The gnarled hands keep on waving, mouth let words out all askew
answering, mumbling hoarsely, with words just a few
The mouth all set at quarter past nine,
we now wear the hat with net, and doing fine.
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I can see the struggle with the net and bunches of flies caught in it and thus in the mouth, the farmer blowing outward and trying to disentangle the net from the teeth, the frustration and exertion. 🙂
quarter past nine…love the ode…does it have an author?
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Yes, GO.
but a bit of borrowing from our Patrick. White who commented in his memoir ‘The Looking Glass’ on the habits of London landladies, the Mrs’ South Kensingtons ‘whose mouths were always set permanently at twenty past eight’.
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Flies are God’s creatures
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Of course they are. That’s why they can fly.
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