Seeking counsel from Lobelia is simple, effective and very cheap. Just pull a chair up and sit next to her. Soon, most worries, heart-pain and general burped up dyspepsia combined with obstinate corns, will disappear together with anxiety and guilt of having forgotten some Christmas cards recipients. She will help you overcome.
When I think of all those books written for those suffering from deep and clear-sighted despair and those that habitually sink in gloom or heavy thoughts, I can’t think of a better cure than to try and unburden yourself with Lobelia. It doesn’t take much time and it can be done at home provided you have a small garden or even a balcony. The books written on self discovery and finding happiness now almost outnumber cooking books. Yet, the cure is to be found within the blue eyed Lobelia. She is there at your behest almost all year around.
(How perplexing that words so often seem to offer themselves out of nowhere. Why did I write the word ‘behest’? I hardly know what it means. After looking in the dictionary it fits the sentence.)
I don’t know what it is. Lately when switching on TV, hoping for good news, we get someone stirring or tossing something and saying ; ‘oh how yummy,’ repeated again, ‘oh, really yummy’. It can be so exasperating. Do people that watch it, jump up, run into the kitchen and start cooking? Or, do they dip into the box of chocolates in front of them on the coffee table or even held in their lap? With the increasing problem of so much weight gain around, one would expect cooking shows to feature the tossing up of just a single spinach leaf or celery stalk infused with just a drop of virgin oil.
Am I the only one waiting for a heartfelt, ‘oh what a disgusting dish this was’. Surely, sometimes a recipe fails? Am I the only bad cook? All dishes on TV turn out yummy. That’s all worked out beforehand. Scores of people and programmers work and write those cooking shows. Nigella Lawson is always right on queue giving those seductive side-way glances while licking her creamed ladle. Don’t be fooled it is spontaneous. She fakes it! A little man in the corner of her kitchen holds a folder and reads out every word, every lick, smile and every gesture. There are endless re-takes and each show costs millions.
It is therefore so pleasing to have Lobelia. She is all true and without pretence or haughtiness. You just know, that when life becomes too over or under whelming, one can find the help, solace and peace deep within the heart of a simple Lobelia.

Gerard, for a female chef the trick is how to seduce the camera. For a male chef, how to appear masculine with few ‘fuck-offs’ thrown into it. With the exception of few cooking programs, most are crap. This is show business. Entertainment for people who eat crap. When I’m at the supermarket, I glance at trolleys* and most are full of crap.
* 🙂
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Trolley talk…. Yep ! Full of a generation of diabetes in the making. I think Coles and Woollies having whole isles devoted to soft drinks, salty and oily chips is purely criminal.
FM and I are in Hawaii and the obesity epidemic is in full swing here. Mug punters eating ENORMOUS, nutritional disaster meals. We pick carefully and buy one meal – for two adults. I guess people think we must be so stingy – but the waitresses are Hollywood – so it’s hard to tell.
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Yes, we always just order one meal, enough for both of us AND Milo.
Sometimes, an entrée is enough for both of us. American sized meals have arrived here too.
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Oh yes FM, they are so BIG in Hawai.
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I should have said, Oh yes Therese. not FM. sorry 🙂
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Speaking of Nigella….. (aside.. Doesn’t nigella sound like some kind of childhood virus … like varicella), last time I looked it seemed like she’s had some renovation work done …
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Nigella was very bella
someone tweaked her nose
not a nice fella
now just a fading rose
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Yes, I have at times to restrain myself not to take items out of someone’s trolley at Aldi’s, followed by a stern rebuke and a lashing with a nice whippy celery stalk.
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Turn that channel off Gerard, it is doing you no good !
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But , some joy for an old man!
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Ah, Lobelia. Electric Blue !
Is hardy too
There’s nary insect in my sight
Just give her water, give her light
And she’ll be right.
Wasn’t she one of King Lear’s daughters – or Hamlet’s best girl ?
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I smoked Lobelia once 🙂
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I hope it was frontal lobelia. 🙂
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I have known people to have Lobelia piercing done and hung jewellery. Can you believe it?
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I used to chew it.
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Better than C10 – H14 – N2 (nicotine) 🙂
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One of her five daughters I think.
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