“Well fuck me” says Merv in his usual laconic style leaving no holes barred. “Fucking Emmjay has decided to to turn up about six episodes ago and is whinging like a Manly supporter”
“Hoos Manly?” enquires O’Hoo seeing that his tablets have not taken affect and he is worried about the effect they will have on his penis, not that he uses it, well except for granny, in his dreams.
“That dickhead ewe no ToeKnee Abbott, the drop in arsehole” says Gib W flicking fly shit from the mouth of his stubbie and wondering why he is in this series.
“Fleas gentleman mind your language, me and Nurse Barbara are easily offended”
informs the drop dead gorgeous Yvonne, pictured to the right as requested.
“Huh, what is off endened?” asks Angler On as he sits quietly listening to some old music on his head phones, The Band for example.
“Abbott is off ended by some arsewipe that took his job” informs Merv.
“Shit” says Nurse Barbara
“Shit” says Yvonne
“Shit” says Merv
“Shit” says Gib W
“Shit” says Angler
“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit” says Emmjay in an effort to catch up on a few episodes.
Did I leave any shit out? Says the author.
“Oh well, fuck Abbott. Trotter’s and Pink drinks all round” says Merv.
“What about me, it isn’t fair, blah blah blah…” says Emmjay struggling to keep up.
“Well fuck you” replies the chorus from the front bar. Seeing Emmjay is so far behind no one really cares about him anymore except he pays the bills I guess.
“Look if you haven’t been bothered to keep up with this series it’s your own fault Emmjay” gloats Yvonne with her highly recognizable fingernail, “Tough titties”
“But I’m just a jealous guy blah blah blah…” cries Emmjay as he struggles to think of another song to suit his circumstance.
“Well I’m a rhinestone cowboy etc” says O’Hoo hoo recently had ect.
“Keating, ‘…fundamentally, he’s a cherry on top of a compost heap. The great risk for Malcolm is that he doesn’t remain a cherry, but turns into a sultana.’” relates Gib, just to throw a sultana in the serial.
“Christ” says Nurse Barbara
“Jesus” says Yvonne
“Gordon” says Merv
“Father Fuckhead” says Gib W
“Hmm” says Angler
“Hey hang on a minute. I’m in this episode, why don’t I have anything to say?” calls Emmjay.
“Well, old mate, it’s like this, keep up or go away” informs Merv
“Keep up or go away” replies Emmjay
“Yeah, fuck off, well unless it’s your shout” states Merv.
“Oh, some time, is there anybody out there, hmm…” sings Emmjay, desperate to get back into the the story.
“We don’t need no education, dah dah dah, we don’t knead no thought control, there’s lots of hazards in the classroom, hey, teacher, leave those kids alone, all in all your just another brick in the wall” etc. continues Emmjay
Can anyone else but me see where this is going? Don’t think so. Fifteen more words to 500 and counting,
one, two, three, four
malcolm turnbull has sold his soul
lots of hazards in the parly
they all bend to thought control
……..
Nurse Barbara only says fuck when any Liberal PM, Minister or MP is on the tele. Unfortunately that is often.
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That’s a photo of my older sister. I don’t wear so many clothes and my hair is red. Thanks for the eff-fert, anyhow.
(PS Yay, the mighty Crows!)
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Carn Port 🙂
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Would that be a snifter or a bottle of the grandfather
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Club.
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Railway special reserve
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Imperial Reserve.
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Babel bottom according to my spellchecker
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I don’t wear many clothes, either, in fact It often gets me in trouble.
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Skite
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I can’t see the point of dressing to get from the bedroom door to the outdoor spa which is only three meters.
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What do the neighbours think
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Don’t panic, Algy, we live on half an acre surrounded by trees. This is what your money buys if you move out of Sydney.
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If that’s your older sister, Yvonne, you must be smoking hot, especially with that hand modelling thing going on.
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She’s an Adelaide girl like Tutu, all Adelaide girls are hot meteorologic ally speaking…
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In truth Yvonne the coaching thing hurt me big time. I’m actually struggling to get in to AFL.
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So the photo is spot on !
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Nice photo of Gib, except he appears to be mentally impaired.
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Is he related to you?
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No…er…um?
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Well go and procreate over there
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I wasn’t procrastinating, I was, er…um…
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Nah, er, um, maybe, no, perhaps, um
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I’m procrastinating right now. I’m supposed to be outside doing manly shit with angle grinders and chain saws!
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Can you procreate when you’ve had the snip.
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No, but you can keep practicing, and practicing until you get it right.
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No but practice makes perfect
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Bit like poking around here and there then
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Mainly just scratching around.
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So that’s why everybody seems crabby
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I did finish the angle grinding/chain saw jobs!
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Well Merv’s language has improved since he came off the life support. HOO. And since when do Manly supporter whinge, I’m a Manly supporter.
I see Phallic Symbol did no good in the Doncaster yesterday.
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All footy fans whinge Ace, my team Port Adelaide got flogged yesterday, bad umpiring says my left eye. Haven’t seen the races for a while, to poor since Tony Abbott cut back my pension as I’m a bludger, a leaner not a lifter.
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Maybe you could become the Ambassador to Washington then, much to talk about with Windbag Joe. Well Manly lost on Friday. problems the coach, he’s an outsider and they never work at Manly. Don’t really watch the nags or the dish lickers but do like the names.
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Me brother in law is a big Manly fan, has a Maroon and white car. I supported them till Illawarra came in then the dopes at NRL HQ forced a merger with St George, I mean who in their right mind would go for them, NRL lost me after that. Now the fans are all saying that maybe there are too many teams in Sydney, wow, only taken 25 years or so, same crap in AFL
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My father used to work for Philips at Brookvale and many players worked there as Brookvale was just down the road, he also worked with the club photographer. We used to go to the home games and at the end of the game I’d go into the sheds with the players. I was a passionate supporter until Sewer League and Murdoch came along. The rest of the family followed Balmain (due to where we live and sort have have an interest in Wests Tigers now. Hardly watch a game now. Origin always.
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I follow West Tigers now as Wests were once the Magpies, same as Port before they joined the AFL, Kevin(hair and all) is my man.
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What the fuck are ewe two yabbering about?
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Fucked if I know
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